Forgotten Freedom:Top Ten Rejected Pick up lines by Ketler

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10. But in Japan it's perfectly legal....

9. Or it should be.

8. If you were in a ROBOT BODY, no one would question your age.

7. Ever see Leon? That's how our relationship should be... except with more sex and less guns.

6. See Lolita.

5. How do you know it's sinful unless you try it?

4. Agree to sex now and I won't bring my toys!

3. Only I can appreciate your animesque goodness!

2. The Plug Suit has holy properties!

1. You're all about helping the deprived! I'm deprived of nookie!