Forgotten Freedom:Warnings about what it's like to be linked to Thyrs, the Dragon of Water.

One: You will want to grow your hair long and get a tan.

Two: You may find yourself saying "Gnarly" and "Righteous" when you like something.

Third: Your vocabulary may diminish until you mostly use "like" and various exclamatory sounds to describe an event.

Fourth: Any time you jump into waves you will hear a voice say "Wipeout!" followed by a piece of guitar music.

Fifth and most Important: You will have a compulsion to call everyone "Dude".