Navero 59

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  • Navero, male human cleric, 6th level
  • Dania, female 1/2-elf MU, 6th level
  • Kortul, male human fighter, 6th level
  • Kory, male elf bard, 5th level
  • Topash, male elf druid, 5th level
  • Serga, male half-ogre fighter, 4th level
  • Lao Tsu, male human monk, 4th level


The other entrance in the Cave Fisher room was another low stream entrance; water had probably flowed out of the Roper lair at one point, judging from the erosion on the floor, but we'd been unable to find a water inlet in the cave. It might have dried up, and been covered over with stalagmites, or maybe the water all fell from the ceiling somewhere. At this downstream entrance, our lantern only showed more rough passageway going away to the south-east.

Kory: "See anything?"

Topash: "No, nothing. No tracks in the dust visible, at least not of anything larger than insects. There might not be anything back there at all."

Kory: "Aw, c'mon! You saw all those talking doorways back there. This is a dungeon on a grand scale! There's something everywhere if you look hard enough."

Kortul: (Ducks, walks some ways down passageway with Sun Sword drawn.)

Dania: "Don't go so far! We don't want to have to run in and rescue you. Do you see anything?"

Kortul: "No. Angles away to left."

Topash: "Any breezes, or smells?"

Kortul: "Faint roaring sound."

Kory: "Roaring, like dragons, or roaring, like water?"

Kortul: "Can't tell. Doesn't stop, though. Must be water."

Navero: "I thought all the water would be frozen in winter."

Dania: "Nav, we're under the frost depth. Besides, if it's making noise, it has to be moving pretty fast. Kortul! Stay there, and we'll come in after you."

Topash: "Everyone watch your heads." (Goes inside.) "Serga, do you think you can make it through here?"

Serga: (Looks woefully at the entrance.) "I think I'd have to crawl... if I fit in there at all!"

Navero: "Mightn't we stay here and wait for you?"

Dania: "It is not a good idea to split the party. Nav, why don't you and Lao walk behind Serga in case anything comes up behind us?"

Topash: "So, with Serga bent over, they'd form a rear guard?"

Kory: (Doesn't know whether to slap Topash, or slap himself for not having thought of it first.)

Serga: "If I could reach you, I would hurt you."

Topash: "Please, don't. I simply couldn't resist."

Kory: "No, you couldn't. Shall we go moseying on?"

Serga's shoulders fit the passageway, and he didn't quite have to crawl, even through the lowest parts. But it was noisy, slow going, and we could be quite sure we'd never surprise anything up ahead of us. The passageway continued to curve left, and Kortul, at the head of the group, was the first to step out into a small room. It was small, more of a wide spot in the passage than anything else. The passageway continued on the east side, and a man-sized entranceway stood to his left, on what was by now the north side of the passage.

Kortul looked through the north entrance; empty corridor, with a 4-way branch a short way up. Topash looked through the eastern entrance; the passageway continue on, and the roaring sound of falling water could be heard through it. Serga was just coming out, when a tremendous bellow boomed out of the north entrance, and an explosion blasted Kortul across the room.

Kortul: (Makes save, half damage.) "Urk!" (SLAM!)

Dania: (Makes save, took no damage.) "Hey, what the fuck!?"

Topash: (Fails save, half damage.) "Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't happen again!"

Kory: (Fails save, half damage.) "Oh, I dunno, I had kind of a blast!" (Starts singing battle song.)

Serga: (Makes save, no damage.) "I'd think you'd want to avoid that."

Navero: (Still in passageway.) "What happened?"

Lao Tsu: "I berieve it might have been a coconut, stuffed with gunpowdel and rit on file."

Monsters: "HAARRAWA!!" (Some Gnolls rush through the smoke and attack Serga. This might be a problem, as they are each nearly as tall as he, though nothing like as wide. Several more Gnolls are visible in the corridor beyond.)

More Monsters: "HAARRAWA!!" (Several more Gnolls start rushing the east entrance, though they have not reached it yet.)

Dania: (Looks down east entrance.) "Shit! Kortul, get over here!" (Casts Flaming Sphere.)

Topash: "Yes, never mind that explosion, or that wall you appear to have become one with, do quit sitting around and give us a hand." (Draws scimitar, moves to slice at a Gnoll on Serga.)

Kortul: (Shakes head, clears cobwebs.) "Wha...?"

Kory: "Oh, rape and loot and kill and burn
But all in moderation!
If you follow my advice
Then soon you'll rule the nation!
Kill your foes and enemies
And then kill your relations!
Rape and loot and kill and burn
But all in moderation!"

Serga: (Chops a Gnoll, it falls down not quite in two pieces.) "Just a minute, and I'll move over here." (Moves to block the north entrance.)

Navero: (Comes out of corridor, takes swing at nearby Gnoll with mace.) "YAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" (Smacks the floor.)

Lao Tsu: (Hops over Navero's mace and quickly gets over to the other side of the room with Dania, where it's safer.)

Gnoll 1: "OOROOWAH!" (Bashes Topash on the head with a club.)

Gnoll 2: "AAGGAKHAHH!" (Bounces off of Serga's shield.)

Gnoll 3: "KIIERILLIAH!" (Bounces off of Serga's armor.)

Other Gnolls: (Lots of roaring and screaming. The Gnolls in the east corridor reach Lao and Dania, and take swings at them. One gets a glancing blow on Dania.)

Dania: "Oh, fuck it!" (Backs up, directs Flaming Sphere into bunch of Gnolls.)

Topash: "Ow." (Slashes at Gnoll 1, gets a hit.)

Kortul: "Arrrr!!" (Slashes at Gnoll 1, gets a hit of his own. Gnoll 1 is now dead.)

Topash: "Well, I softened him up for you."

Kortul: (Smirk.) "Of course."

Kory: (Continues to make noise.)

Serga: (Munches Gnoll 2.)

Navero: (Sees Dania in distress, goes running across the room.) "YAAAAAHHH!!" BONK! (Actually manages to hit a Gnoll in the face! Rolls a 2 on his damage roll, but he takes what he gets.)

Lao Tsu: "I wondel, do these cleatules wish to ovelpowel us by theil numbels, ol by theil smerr?" (Punches Gnoll 4.)

Gnoll 2: "Yarga yarga miyirbollal!" (Or something equally intelligent and inspirational. Hits Serga.)

Gnoll 3: "HARRROOO!" (Jumps up, smacks Serga in the back of the head with a mace. Does not make big impression, as he does not seem to hit in a vital spot.)

Gnoll 4: "ARRUUWAU!" (Stabs Lao.)

Gnoll 5: "GRRRAAHAHAAHA!" (Bashes Navero.)

Dania: "Nav, get out of here! Kortul, come over here and get these things!" (Directs Flaming Sphere through pack of Gnolls, they cringe away from it.)

Topash: "Actually, that might be a good idea." (Runs over to north entrance, beside Serga.)

Kortul: "grunt" (Drops to knee, nocks arrow, fires between Serga's legs into pack of Gnolls.)

Kory: (Still more noise. It's what he does best.)

Serga: (Looks very surprised at arrow's flight path.) "KORTUL! What are you doing?!" (Brains Gnoll 3.)

Navero: "Go away you evil nasty smelly icky things!" (Fumbles.)

Game M: (Navero has to roll to hit himself.) Navero, roll a d20.

Navero: Is this a save for my weapon breaking again?

Game M: No, no, just roll. And try to roll low.

Navero: Just so I don't have to get another mace again...

Navero's first ever critical hit.

Game M: Oh, Navero... You hit yourself in the, uh...

Navero: Let me guess. The groin.

Game M: Yes. For x3 damage.

Navero: (Drops with a shriek, clutching at himself in a most un-priestly fashion.)

Lao Tsu: (Gives flying side kick to Gnoll 4, who dents inward most satisfyingly.) "Excuse this unwolthy one, but why did the pliest stlike himserf in the wobbry-dangries?"

Gnoll 2: "Hrwooo." (Looks at Gnoll 3, decides to let two of his comrades-in-smelliness take on Serga.)

Gnoll 4: "Aaaaaragh" cough cough spit blood (Makes unproductive flailing motions at Lao.)

Gnolls 5-10: (Start laughing at Navero.)

Gnolls 11-12: (Rush forward and start beating on Serga's shield.)

Gnolls 13-16: (Break out the pompoms, and start doing a little dance, barking in unison, "Brai lim, brai lim, brai lim, BRAI!")

Dania: "Does anyone speak Gnoll?" (Guides Flaming Sphere into Gnoll 4, who promptly keels over.)

Topash: "Not I." (Slices Gnoll 11.)

Serga: "NO!! PRIEST-FRIEND!!" (Nearly runs over Topash rushing to Navero's side, and bashes into Gnoll 5 with his shield.)

Kortul: (Notes the huge gap that Serga's move leaves in the party's defensive line, and rushes in to fill it.)

Kory: (Quits singing, as he is doubled over with laughter on the floor now.)

Navero: "eep!"

Lao Tsu: (Would attack someone, but he'd have to go through the Flaming Sphere to do it.) "Medium, prease lemove youl framing barr flom my path."

Gnoll 2: (Shouts encouraging words while edging towards the back of his group.)

Gnoll 5: (Bounces off a couple of walls, re-orients himself, and swings unsuccessfully at Serga.)

Gnoll 6: (Throws a bucket of something wet that isn't water into the Flaming Sphere, but it does nothing.)

Gnolls 7-10: (Make rude gestures at Navero.)

Gnoll 11: (Grins at Kortul, swings, and misses.)

Gnoll 12: "Aaarawaa hurlln drai!" (Hits Kortul.)

Gnolls 13-16: (Catch Gnoll 2, shove him back in front of Topash.)

Dania: (Starts guiding Flaming Sphere back into Gnoll pack, but it goes out.) "Ok, Serga, go get 'em!"

Topash: "Ah, thank you, gentlemen." (Slices Gnoll 2, who looks very unhappy.)

Kortul: "Hmph." (Critical hit, chops Gnoll 11 in half lengthwise. Gnolls 13-16 go ooooh, and hold up cards: 9.7, 9.4, 9.9, 9.3.)

Serga: "RRRRAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!" (In true Ogrish fashion. Gnoll 5 is now lunch meat.)

Kory: (Drags Navero into the middle of the room.) "Nav, I gotta hand it to you, that was something else! I don't think I'll EVER stop laughing!"

Navero: "eep!"

Lao Tsu: (Hops forward, kicks Gnoll 6 in the throat.)

Gnoll 2: "Graa! Hawaawal brai!" (Shrugs off Gnolls 13-16, advances to fight Topash with more confidence than he showed towards Serga. Misses anyway.)

Gnoll 6: "hack!" (Thumps Lao in the leg with a big club.)

Gnolls 7-8: (Rush forward and try to grapple Serga. They are rather large, so the two of them manage to get his arms.)

Gnolls 9-10: (Wait unenthusiastically for the combat to make its way back to them.)

Gnoll 12: (Looks very impressed at what Kortul did to Gnoll 11, elects for a flying body slam rather than swordplay. Kortul avoids it, Gnoll 12 dives past him into the middle of the room with Dania.)

Gnoll 13: (Starts offering Gnolls 14-16 life insurance policies. They beat him up.)

Dania: "KORTUL! You let one in!" (Magic Missile's Gnoll 12.)

Topash: "Kortul, remember to tell Dania you're sorry sometime." (Misses Gnoll 2.)

Kortul: "I have a bad memory." (Impales Gnoll 13. Gnolls 14-16 cheer.)

Serga: "LEGGO!" (Swings Gnolls 7 and 8 into each other. They let go and fall down in a heap.)

Kory: "Dania, Dania, he just didn't want you to feel lonely, so he let the cutest one in. Aren't you going to thank him?" (Stabs Gnoll 12, who is looking very unhappy by now.)

Dania: "Fuck no! Kill the thing!"

Kory: "You just need to get more fun out of life."

Navero: (Wobbles to his feet, thinks better of it, and sits down again.)

Lao Tsu: (Kicks Gnoll 7 upside the head, it expires.)

Gnoll 2: (Swings at Topash, scores a critical hit! Topash dodges into Gnoll 2's sword, brains himself, and falls down.)

Gnoll 8: (Stabs Serga in the shin.)

Gnolls 9-10: (Charge forward and attack Lao. Both hit.)

Gnoll 12: (Sits up in the middle of the room and looks rather forlorn. He drops his weapon and sticks both hands up in the air.)

Gnoll 13: (Swings and misses Kortul.)

Gnolls 14-16: (See Gnoll 12, start screaming at him to get on his feet and fight like a monster.)

Dania: "Hey, what are we supposed to do if they surrender?"

Topash: I can't say, my character's unconscious. The usual adventurer tactic is to disarm them, then kill them when we can do so with minimal risk to ourselves.

Kory: "Hey! Why don't we ask him to guide us through the dungeon?"

Dania: "Because nobody speaks Gnoll?"

Kory: "Hmmm, that does create a problem. I've got it!" (Sits down with Gnoll 12.) "Ok, to begin with, English is a non-inflected, Indo-European language..."

Gnoll 12: (Sits there with both arms in the air, listening patiently.)

Navero: I thought we were all speaking Common, anyway.

Topash: English, Common, makes little difference.

Kortul: "HAH!" (Chops at Gnoll 2, but misses.)

Serga: (Stomps Gnoll 8, who goes squish.)

Lao Tsu: (Kicks Gnoll 9 in the 'nads.)

Gnoll 2: (Stands up straight, points at Gnoll 12.) "WAWHRA HAA!! DRAI MIN TIN HRROLIKIA!"

Gnolls 14-16: (Charge past Gnoll 2 into the middle of the room, aiming for Gnoll 12, Dania, Kory, and Navero.)

Gnoll 9: "eep!" (retreats)

Gnoll 10: (Looks at Serga and Lao, tries to decide who he least wants to attack. Eventually attacks Lao, and misses.)

Gnoll 12: (Swings and hits Kortul. Kortul is starting to look unhappy with these Gnolls now.)

Dania: "Oh, fuck! Kortul, get that one, then there's ones behind you!" (Casts Magic Missile, scattering them among the charging Gnolls.)

Topash: (Shakes head, starts getting up.) "OW....."

Kortul: (Swings at Gnoll 12, manages to kill it. Then steps back for a moment for a Bud.)

Kory: "Dania, don't you have a Sleep spell?" (Stabs Gnoll 14.)

Dania: "Didn't think we'd be fighting anything wimpy enough for it anymore."

Serga: "You hurt my priest-friend!" (Misses Gnoll 10.)

Lao Tsu: "I do not think this one was in any way responsible." (Punches Gnoll 10.)

Gnoll 2: (Does a fast fade back down the corridor.)

Gnoll 9: (Recovers himself, returns to do battle.)

Gnoll 10: (Swings at Serga, hits.)

Gnoll 12: (Sits there and does his best to look harmless.)

Gnoll 14: (Swings and hits Kory.)

Gnoll 15: (Swings and hits Gnoll 12.)

Gnoll 16: (Looks back, notices Gnoll 2 is not there anymore, and turns into a giant all-day Sucker.)

Dania: (Smacks Gnoll 15 with her staff.) "Look, the Sleep spell is just about useless on anything high level! Kill these things by hand!"

Topash: (Does demonstration of Excedrin headache #2.) "Certainly, certainly. As soon as I fuse the halves of my skull back together, I'll be right with you."

Kortul: (Steps up to Gnoll 16, swings and hits.)

Kory: "Hey! Quit ganging up on me!" (Stabs Gnoll 14, it dies.) "Cool! You may have a point, Dania. How long has it been since we fought wimp monsters?"

Serga: (Chops up Gnoll 9.) "We've lost an awful lot of hit points for wimp monsters."

Kory: "Hey, they got the drop on us. And what was that exploding thing they had?"

Lao Tsu: (Kicks Gnoll 10 into his next incarnation.) "It is this one's most felvent wish that they do not have any mole."

Gnoll 12: (Ducks and covers.)

Gnolls 15-16: (Get back-to-back in the middle of the room.)

Kortul, Lao, Kory, and Serga: (Collectively make hamburger out of Gnolls 15 and 16 in the next round.)

Dania: "Whew."

Serga: "Are you all right, priest-friend?"

Navero: "eep!"

Serga: "Maybe you should stay out of the front lines."

Dania: "Well, we keep telling him that. You ok, Nav?"

Topash: "Ah, Navero. He of the Bulging Backpack, with his mighty mace of self-destruction. I feel ever so secure with him around. (Breaks into song.) A grazing mace, how high the shriek..."

Navero: (In high-pitched voice) "I'll never do that again!"

Kory: "Wise planning."

Dania: "Shut up. Navero, think you do a Cure Light Wounds?"

Kory: "Dania, please. I know you wouldn't appreciate this, but this is Serious. Nav, have a healing potion before the rest of us keel over from sympathy pains."

Navero: (Drinks healing potion.) "Oooog..."

Topash: "Very good. Now, I have this slight problem with a subdermal hematoma I'd like you to look at..."

Navero: "Okay. Maybe I should look at the Gnoll first... wait, where'd he go?"

(Everyone looks around. Gnoll 12 is nowhere to be seen.)

Kory: "Ah, shit. Oh, well. Don't think we could have gotten anything out of him anyway."

We had healing spells all around, then looked down the two corridors leading out of the room. The north corridor drifted away to the north and west a long ways, while the east entrance, after about 50 feet, opened up onto a huge cave. It was a long cave; we couldn't see the ends north and south. The roaring sound we'd heard was an underground river, flowing fast and strong about twenty feet down from our entrance. The other wall was about forty feet away, just barely visible. There was another cave entrance on our wall, but no ledges or paths we could easily walk over. A rope extended along the well; apparently, the way there was to go hand-over-hand along the rope.

As we watched, another Gnoll head peeped out of the southern entrance, then quickly pulled back again. If we were going to get to that entrance, we'd probably have to go along the cliff under fire. If they didn't just cut the rope and send us into the river. Rather than deal with this on an empty stomach, we sat down for lunch.

(Author: Daniel Parsons, parsons@chem.ucdavis.edu)

"More fricasseed Balrog?"

"Nah, some of the Dragon gall-bladder would sit better with me. I have a delicate stomach."