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Nelson being chased through a cotton plantation by a giant lobster with tentacles.

Honey monster bait.

[BethL] (Oh come on, think of the tales that can be started with "So, there was this werewolf and all I had were these silver sugar tongs...")

[Nelson] (Yeah. They're the kind where you point to the stumps that used to be your legs.)

Otaperac the Unholy