Salient Proclamations

This is the amusing quotations page for Orichalcum Handbasket

Feyth

In response to...I don't remember what: "Well, excuse me for being fantastic!"

Joe

In response to Davvves rolling 8 successes on 6 dice: "Well. That is one motherfucking door."

Davvves

"Big Butts Resplendent in their Blind Abandon." "I get tyrant lizard sick if I read too much, so I'll take breaks."

Jonny

"My anima banner is a two-headed dragon made of corundum, also known as rabies." "Jonny: Let's poke the eye of reality. Crikey! Watch as it produces Miley Cyrus. Devon: Yes. Miley Cyrus is the result of a botched roll on the Eye of Autochthon"

Alydra

"Wild tropical oranges only have Essence 1."