YazebasPbP/Parish
A Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast character.
Parish
a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns
Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you need to tell.
Bingos:
- Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
- Rescue someone else from peril.
- Carry out a noble act with dignity and poise.
- Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
- Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.
Whoopsies:
- Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake.
- Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
- Bite off more than I can chew.
- Lose track of reality while caught up in a flight of fancy.
- Refuse to let go.
A Recipe for Parish:
- Preheat 1 brave young fellow until gallant & knightly.
- Braise lightly over dragonfire.
- Introduce 1 princess, cursed to be a frog, and kiss.
- Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
- Banish.
- Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste.
Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.
Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)
- 1 cup chopped obsession
- 1 tsp. concentrated love for others
- A drizzle of emotional awareness
- Arrogance to taste
Recipe for a Good Knight: (Needs a fresh twist)
- 7 whole virtues, trimmed & peeled
- 12oz tenderloin steak
- ¼ cup courtly manners
- 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar
Recipe for a Good Frog (Getting stale, needs a new approach)
- A pinch of excitement
- 1/2 cup jumping ability
- 1 croaked onion
- 2 cups pond water (salted to taste)
I'm always looking for new recipes, so whenever you find an especially tasty one, add it to my sheet.
Tired Old Frog
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As much as I would like to pretend I’m going to be a spry young frog forever, I have to admit I’m getting older. When my Track fills up, write down a telltale sign of my age on my sheet (a gray spot / stiff joints / needs glasses / etc.) and replace this Journey with “The Glory Days.”
