Editing Forgotten Freedom:9 (section)

== Elminster ==
At the top of mountain in Thrane a swirl of lights suddenly appears out of thin air and an man with long mage's robes and a longer beard steps through.

'''Elminster''': Ah, an entirely new multi-universe. I shall introduce new gods which will be active in everyday life, bring obscenely powerful magics into the world and train hundreds of mages to use them, and set up innumerable organizations which exist only to prevent anything bad from happening to the world creating a huge "safety net" and turning the world into a copy of the forgotten realms. Then maybe I should...

The old mage is suddenly cut off as the Forgotten Freedom, running away from Flamekeep after another failed attempt to kidnap Jeala, dips below the clouds and splatters him all over the keel.

'''John''': (in the background) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !

'''Jarlot''': Did any of you feel a bump just now?

'''John''': Oh my GOD! Get it off me!

'''Doog''': (from his chair) I didn’t hear nothin.

'''John''': AAHHH! It's still alive!

'''Jarlot''': But I'm sure I felt something.

'''John''': DIE! (followed the sound of something fleshy being repeatedly stabbed by two foot long keel spikes)

'''Marish''': I'm sure you were just imagining it, Captain. Why don't you come with me and I'll take your mind off it...

'''John''': My god, what have I done. I've killed another innocent traveler on the road to enlignten... AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! It's twitching. (more stabbing noises)

'''Jarlot''': (face lighting up) Ah, I think I'll take you up on that but first... Kanatash, you're the psychic around here, do you know what happened?

'''John''': (panting) Does anyone have a hose?

'''Kanatash''': I cannot determine what precisely has occurred, but I do have the sensation that something incredibly wrong was just prevented.