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==== Milo Percival Boddynock Greenbottle ====

*Will add link to character sheet
'''As A Character:'''<br>
Milo Percival Boddynock Greenbottle, a former member of the Salvation army, is a close personal friend of Maximilian von Maxwell, King of Sivero.  Once a great adventurer, Milo would lead expeditions into caves full of unknown surprises.  He was very influential as far as [[halflings]] go, as he was perhaps the only halfling that commanded respect even amongst the grandest of creatures.  Milo fought in what may have been the greatest war prior to the [[Age of Chaos]] to which he is given no credit, although it is said that he occasionally sat in as a consultant on the Round Table meetings during that time. Officially Milo took [[The Rogue Hammer]] and other Airships of the like and created a skyfleet manned by his own hand-picked cronies known as [[The Sky Pirates]]. While it is unknown the true origin of [[The Shire]], it is said that Milo in his haste to play frisbee one day decided he could not fly the entire fleet to the [[Fortress Von Castle]] every time he needed a sandwich, a game of frisbee, or to urinate on some of [[Elzix]]'s belongings, so he reverse engineered a giant flying island using the power used to power the ships and houses his army of pirates as well as the worlds population of [[Halflings]] there.  Milo was said to be Max's right hand.  A great warrior and story-teller, he often was comic relief at its pint-sized finest.<br>
'''Memorable Moments:'''<br>
*One-Shotting a Hydra of the appropriate CR for our 4-man team.
*Jumping from a bed to a chair allowing the chair to slide across the floor to the open window as he wasn't tall enough otherwise.(became a standard for checking outside at Inns)
*Meeting Bluff and Hide/Move Silently Difficulties that at times made the DM want to kill me.
*Causing more damage in the first round of combat than even our wizard could pump out in the entire encounter.
*Setting the schedule of The Shire so that once a year when they dump their sewage they are right above Elzix's tower at the Fortress Von Castle.
*Brought to -9HP in one action by an ill-conceived "Milo-Killing" Giant Anthropomorphic Ape.<br>
'''As A Player:'''<br>
Milo was an extremely fun character and to this day may be the best RPG character I have ever created.  He often listened to his Bardic leader even if he knew that humiliation of himself or others may be the only way to get validation.  Milo was quirky, to say the least. He was part barbarian, part rogue...okay, mostly rogue. He was ridiculously smart and clever as well as extremely agile and strong.  But perhaps his most adamant quality was his ability to not wallow in the limelight. Milo was happy to be Max's right hand.  While other characters may have put themselves in harms way by say casting '''Freedom of Movement''' on everyone else in the party and charging into combat with a Kraken.  Milo would be heroic but only if it made sense to be.  He did however falter to his own love of treasure fairly often. He was a master at most things and could convince everybody, save Max, that he was anything from a farmer to a great and powerful Wizard. Milo was known for some of his common antics and/or quirky items which he often used. For example, he often carried a foldable ladder which caused many hilarious acts to ensue. Another was that after the GM mentioned that I had [[Sausage Fingers]] I would constantly lick my fingers and claim that they, in fact, tasted much like sausage. Milo carried a variety of weapons including an array of greatswords and enlightened weaponry which he could control due to his ability to imitate different alignments through the '''Use Magic''' skill.  He was often victorious in combat although was bested in a few occasions as well.  Me and another player had a long-time dislike of each others real-life views but got along despite that, but that was the inspiration for the Milo vs Elzix scenario that plagued the early and late days of this precursor to BLAG v4.0. Milo was known to his friends as a connoisseur of pornography of the Halfling persuasion.  While humans, dwarves, and other races would vomit at the mere sight of these crude magazines, Milo would simply become entranced by the "beauty" of it all. He was part of what I refer to as "The Original BLAGgers". Anyone who knows anything about Milo, please add more in the 'As A Character' Section.