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===Social Aids=== ===='''C.H.O.R.E.'''==== :: standing in line to cash in the coupons for dumb gifts :: save the coupons up to get the good stuff like with the fairground tickets. :: special offers of just about any sort that you receive with your credit card statement :: exchange some of their points/reward dollars for tickets to theme parks, airline upgrades, magazine subscriptions, sunglasses, free superhero business cards and return address labels (just pay for shipping) :: discounts at local second rate clothing stores (for all those suits they'll be leaving in phone booths) :: discounts on large framed eye glasses (same reason) :: discounts for drycleaning (for their super suits). :: a free home make over for their hideouts (On the popular '''"Secret HQ for You"''' TV show for d-listers, like trading spaces or spouces but for team HQ's and/ or team leaders)! ::* "Super Welfare": snide super (one with hefty endorsements) refer to the checks that the B-list heroes wait in line for as "welfare" checks... ::* Hero reward points will be revoked, causing their prizes to get repo-ed on the convicted's premature escape from justice. Heroes can retain these points with their successful recapture of the villain. Recieving rewards from the conviction of super-criminals, including additional rewards for time served. :::The heroes get into a really tough knock-down drag-out fight with a known super-villain and eventually are victorious. They are giddy and high-fiving each other all the way to the CHORE offices where they fill out the paperwork for their claim. :::* '''Reviewer''': "Hmm it says here that you battled against Eviscerator at 5th and Main near Central Bank." ::::* '''Hero 1''': "Yeah! We kicked his butt!" :::* '''Reviewer''': "Well Eviscerator is currently rated as a class C felon of minimal threat level..." ::::* '''Hero 2''': "Class C!?!? Minimal threat level!?!? His power is to make peoples guts explode!" :::* '''Reviewer''': "True, but that is only one person at a time, which hardly classifies him as a Person of Mass Destruction." ::::* '''Hero 3''': "He exploded my guts!" :::* '''Reviewer''': "You look okay..." ::::* '''Hero 3''': "I regenerate." :::* '''Reviewer''': "Oh, I see. Regeneration negates the injury claims that you cited on the back of your claim form." ::::* '''Hero 3''': "He EXPLODED my GUTS!!!" :::* '''Reviewer''': "Which brings me to the post-battle hazard clause. According to the police you did not remain for the entire clean-up after the battle." ::::* '''Hero 2''': "Yes, that's true. Because we were carrying our teammate to the hospital after his guts exploded." :::* '''Reviewer''': "Unfortunately without an injury claim, you won't be able to file a hospital exemption clause for missing the post-battle cleanup; And apparently there was an exceptional mess near the bus stop..." ::::* '''Hero 1''': "Bus stop?" ::::* '''Hero 3''': "Sorry boss. That was me... it was where I was standing when my GUTS EXPLODED!!!" ====C.H.O.R.E. "phase-out"==== Add them both to the campaign for even more fun, maybe the chore stuff is the original that gets phased out and replaced with the cheap system, which is deamed more efficient by city hall(and can be run from another country at a fracton of the cost) make i a premium rate line aswell to add to the highjinx ===='''C.H.E.A.P.'''==== ''the Commission for Heroic Enterprise Award Program'': The heroes earn points similar to frequent flier miles, with outrageous restrictions on their earning and use. The system could feature a Byzantine telephone application system which (after suffering through a series of confusing choices and inscrutable instructions) inevitably requires the heroes to “stay on the line to talk to a customer service representative.” For a nice touch, track down some cheesy music on hold, and play it for your group while you go hit the bathroom, make yourself a sandwich, etc… <br> adding them both to the compaign for even more fun, maybe the chore stuff is the original that gets phased out and replaced with the cheap system, which is deamed more efficient by city hall(and can be run from another country at a fracton of the cost) make i a premium rate line aswell to add to the highjinx ====Robert's Rules of Disorder==== ???? ===='''I.N.E.P.T.'''==== ''Institution of National Evaluation Process and Transaction''
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