Editing Forgotten Freedom:9 (section)

== The "Eternal Wand" ==
'''Bolt Tooth Tony''': That's "BOLT" Tooth Tony, ya silly sod! I swear, no matter where I go, I'm surrounded by bloody wankers!

'''Stupid''': Did someone say my name?

'''Bolt Tooth Tony''': D'oh

(When we last left our …..ummm… ”heroes?’ *waits for lightning to strike* … Bolt Tooth Tony and Long Wang Hung were having a conversation in whispering tones when Michael appears, let’s listen in shall we….)

'''Bolt Tooth Tony''': ‘ight, guv… do it already! We ain’t got all day!

'''Long Wang''': Hold on, ya snaggletoothed leg-breaker, I’m not sure how it’s supposed to work or what it does, so I wanna make sure I do it right and don’t get any backlash…

'''Michael''': Hey, what are you two up to? 

'''Tony and Long Wang in Unison''': …Nothing… 

'''Michael''': Oooooh-kay, this can not be good…. I want in!!!

'''Long Wang''': Fine, oka, just keep your voice down!

'''Michael''': So, what are we doing?

'''Tony''': Well you know that “Bag of Stuff” Long is always walking around with…. well, on a whim he decided to grab something out of it to ease the boredom going on round here.

'''Michael''': You call being on this ship “boring”? 

'''Long Wang''': It has its good moments. Anyway, as yuck-mouph over here was explaining I reached in the bag and pulled out… this…

'''Michael''': …what…. what is it?

'''Long Wang''': A wand of some type

'''Michael''': …it has an… umm, “interesting” shape

'''Tony''': Yeah, that’s an understatement…

'''Michael''': So what does it do?

'''Tony''': We don’t know yet

'''Long Wang''': As far as I can tell, it works on females and its inflicts some type of “Buff” and “De-Buff” effect at the same time…. okay, I think I can get it to work *points wand at Marish who is on the other side of the deck* …BZZZZT!

Marish stiffens, falls down, convulses for a few seconds, twitches for a few seconds then proceeds to curl up into a little cat girl ball and go to sleep, all the while purring with a content grin on her face…. 

'''Tony''': ...

'''Long Wang''': ...

'''Michael''': ...

All three in unison: SWEET!!!!!

'''Tony''': How many charges does it have!!??

'''Long Wang''': Dude, it's a freakin ETERNAL WAND!

'''Tony''': Righteous! RIGHTEOUS!!

'''Michael''': Ohhh yeah, things on this ship just got a lot more interesting…

'''Michael, Tony, and Long Wang''': *evil grin*

(Yes indeed, things just did get “more interesting”. Join us next ti…)

'''Michael''': Hey!! Where they heck is that voice coming from?!

'''Long Wang''': Over there! There’s some guy floating on the Ethereal plane… GET’EM!!!

(Hey you guys are not supposed to be able to see m… HEY!! LET GO! How did you grab me?? I’m ETHEREAL!! You shouldn’t be able to… GAH! OW!!)

'''Tony''': We’ll teach ya to spy on us with you ethereal spying spyiness!! Do your thing, Long!

(Hey let go!! ARRGH!! Not the kidney!!! ACK!!!)

'''Long Wang''': That’s right, fool! You done gone and done it now! Long Wang is gonna take you to the town of PAIN, chump!! Population: You!!!

(URK!!)

'''Long Wang''': Right on the corner of “OW!” & “QUIT IT!!” 

(HEY!! MY ARM DOESN’T BEND LIKE THA… ACK!!)

'''Long Wang''': Just down the road from “NOT THE FACE!! NOT THE FACE!!”

(…mommy..)

THUD!! 

(Due to the graphic nature…)

WHACK!! 

(Of this beat down..)

THUD! 

(We strongly suggest you do something soothing to remove the images from your memory)

THUMP!! 

(Seriously…go play with a puppy or a kitten or something…)

THUMP!! 

(…man, that had to hurt…)

CRACKA - SMACK!!

(Ouch… dude, that one ain’t never gonna heal right)