Editing Forgotten Freedom:9 (section)

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'''Jarlot''': Wait, you never said you are a paladin of slaughter.

'''Michael''': Yeah, well, I disagreed with the order. They said I have to disrespect all authority and kill things for the hell of it, and not do anything good ever. I said to hell with them, they can't control me, so I stabbed them and fled. 

'''Lisa''': and that is different HOW?!

'''Michael''': Er... uh... I can do good things, if I feel like it.

'''Lisa''': And? Have you ever helped anyone ONCE?

'''Michael''': *thinks for a while* I'll gladly help you out of that armor.

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'''Chalky''': (momentarily distracted from stalking Squishy) who’s Mel Brooks and can I eat him?

'''Ketler''': Chalky, Mel'broks de Cannath is a respected gnomish bard who has chronicled the lives of numerous heroes, such as the famous shifter and human duo Barf and Lonestar, the saga of the young artificer Frankoonstien, and the History of Eberron (part one). No you can't eat him!

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'''Marish''': HEY!!! Not ALL of me is furry!!

'''Rest of Crew''':  *jawdrop*

'''Marish''': ....what?

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And now, some "Where's Lucky" moments.

Norbaz: Posting tonight's menu.

Menu reads:   "Xoriat Insanity Pepper Steak"

Jarlot: (Drunk) Let's go visit Jaela. Sho wat about her guards and religion and what not. Let's go fly bai and go an kidnapper and then dump Alchemist's Chill on da Silver Flame! 

Kanatash: I have opened a rift in the fabric of reality! Soon all the planes shall perish!! Reality will end!!!

Stonebeard: I prepared explosive runes today. Er... I think I did.

Ketler: Behold my latest invention!

Pholly: Look what I took from Ketler's room!

Pholly: I made it this time! Look!

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'''Devon''': (walks up to Jacob) I would challenge you to a duel of wits, but I have qualms about fighting unarmed opponents, aside from monks.

'''Jacob''': Okay (pushes Devon overboard into John's hug hungry spikes), "Unfortunately for you, I don't".

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'''Norbaz''': Uh, thanks. I'll... listen, it's just.

'''Old dwarven lady''': Something wrong, dearie? I do hope you like the sweater.

'''Norbaz''': ....sigh....thank you, it's wonderful. *how in Khyber am I supposed to wear this, wait a second. HEADBAND*

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Code of conduct

1. Never miss a chance to make it worse.

2. I'ts never my fault.

3. Redshirts are expensive, so try to get them killed before payday.

4. Stay upwind of the Zombies, unless that puts you downwind of the privy, smig, or doog.

5. It ain't wrong if you don't get caught, or if the captain gets a cut.