Editing Character:Grog (section)

== Character Description ==

"King Torg (All hail King Torg!) surely wonder why Grog return.  King Torg (All hail King Torg!) must remember that King Torg (All hail King Torg!) kick Grog out after Grog spill pot containing King Torg's (All hail King Torg!) supper.

"Don't hit Grog! Don't hit Grog! Grog explain!

"Grog afraid when kicked out.  World big place, full of things that want to eat kobold.  But Grog strong kobold.  Grog smart kobold. (Grog not very nimble kobold though, or else Grog not spill King Torg's (All hail King Torg!) supper in first place.)

"Aeeeeee! Don't hit Grog! Don't hit Grog!

"Grog go wandering.  Grog find chicken shack.  In chicken shack chickens.  Grog eat chickens.  Then chickens' owner comes.  Chickens' owner wizard, but chickens' owner for some reason find Grog funny.  Not kill Grorg.  Rather take in Grog as servant.  Grog learn magic from wizard master.  But still Grog yearns to return to loving caves and King Torg (All hail King Torg!).  So Grog sneak out one night and Grog come home.  Grog hope new skills be helpful to King Torg (All hail King Torg!) and King Torg (All hail King Torg!) not still be angry over soup.

"Aeeeeee! Don't hit Grog! Don't hit Grog!"

(There's some truth in Grog's tale: the chicken's owner ''was'' a wizard, but he didn't take him in.  In fact, Grog couldn't even bring himself to eat the chickens, and instead hid among them and snacked on their feed.  Rather, Grog hid and cowered, though he did manage to pick up a few words of human and a single spell during his time there.  Unfortunately he couldn't manage to keep all of them in his memory on the walk back, and bluffs if anybody asks him to show them the spell.  He did steal a Cup of Milk Elemental Summoning before he left, though he had no idea what it was at the time; you can imagine his surprise the first time he tried to drink out of it.)