Editing Forgotten Freedom:9 (section)

== A pilot? ==
'''Michael''': Wait, we have a pilot?!

'''Ketler''': You wouldn't know, considering how often we crash. I thought Stupid was at the helm most of the time.

'''Jarlot''': Shut it, gnome. I fly a lot, but when I'm busy pirating, we have a designated driver.

'''Marish''': But I thought I "knew" every man on this ship (who isn't an idiot)

'''Norbaz''': Yes, though SHE usually keeps to herself.

'''Devon''':  She?! Yes, one more potential notch on the belt.

'''Ketler''':  ... your belt has no notches.

(Devon quickly pulls out a dagger and starts attacking his belt.)

'''Doog''': So, is she hot? 

'''Norbaz''': Well, she is a sorceress and-

'''Michael''': That's good enough for me.

'''Andrea''': You don’t even know what she looks like, or her species for that matter.

'''Michael''': Sorc's have high Charisma, and therefore are hot. OFF I GO!

'''Jarlot''': He doesn't know where the bridge is, does he?

'''Lisa''': Who are you talking about now?

'''Andrea''': Someone as paranoid about the crew as you. 

'''Lisa''': *Ignoring* So who is this person?

'''Katanash''': She is the one who has steered our vessel throughout the madness, throughout the ends of the-

'''Everone else''': THE PILOT!!

'''Lisa''': Why haven’t I met this person?

'''Jarlot''': She's afraid of all us demented psychos or something. She even fears John!

'''Devon''': AAAH! I CUT MYSELF!! Mickey! Andrea! Heal me!!!! 

(Meanwhile)

'''Slip''': Soon, this shall be over, and this ship shall return to House Lyrandar. I just must survive the madness that is on this ship.

'''Cool Cthulhu''': Huh? This isn't the bathroom.

'''Slip''': ...