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=== Halflings ===

The Halfling's of Siverow have mostly kept to themselves for a long time and raised very little fuss. Their home, the Shire was located, until recently, in a secluded corner of Siverow, far away from the ravages of the great war. During the Age of Chaos, however, the Shire was ripped from the Smearth and began to float. This has not deterred the halflings in any way from being a fun loving curious race. They love candy and toys as much as the human children they resemble. Some researchers have been lead to believe that a halfing's over sized head for their body is responsible for their lust for candy, something about the sugar high.

''' Can't ride Horses ''' : Because of their small stature and top heavy anatomy, halflings have a tendency to go flying off any mount designed for a medium sized creature. For this reason, top halfling scientists have created three tiers of mounts for them. In the heroic tier they may ride a tricycle, at paragon tier a Big Wheel, and in epic tier they may ride a Power Wheel.

''' Toddlers with swords ''' : Halflings naturally resemble young humans and dwarves and even the telltale sideburns are often not enough to convince people that they are fully grown adults.

''' Sausage Fingers ''' : A Halfling's fingers not only resemble tasty plump sausages, they frequently taste like them. While no one knows why, this does not stop the halflings from licking them whenever they have a few extra seconds. This should be kept in mind should the halfling ever touch something, he will likely taste it very shortly afterwords. 

''' Halfling Speak ''' : While there is no Halfling language, they still have their own way of communicating with each other so the doublings won't understand them. For example, a doubling  is a human, an ally is a meat shield, and back stab can mean anything from candy to advanced destabilizing warp degradation.

''' Naming Obsession ''' : While each Halfling had a name that everyone knew them by, each Halfling calls each other halfling by a different name causing there to be literally millions of naming combinations which is sometimes why you hear about a 'Reverend Doctor Roscoe Hallelujah Skittles Jenkins' or 'Master Bradley Nickledime Freezejack III'