Editing Amyra:Quotes

[[Chancel_Amyra]]


=Quotes from the Chancel Amyra Nobilis Game=

This is a selection of interesting (and other) quotes from the game, that the players think are fun enough to share...<br>
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'''Chapter One:'''<br>
[Theresa] "But I think he'd rather have room to run around. He could get de...am I debating the mental health of a rabbit?"<br>
[DanteE] "Yes. A God-touched cannibalistic potentially dinosaur-sized rabbit."<br>
[Theresa] "Just checking."<br>
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'''From Chapter Two:'''<BR>
[Carrie] (Okay, Lesser Div of the professor's hopes, especially what he hopes to get out of the theory?)<br>
[Hollyhock] (He hopes to be the Most Famous Mathematician Ever, to reshape the field, to be hip-deep in respect and money and loose women, and to answer once and for all the guys who Laughed At Him At The University.)<br>
[Theresa] (Loose women? Math guys get loose women?!?)<br>
[DanteE] (No, Math guys ''want'' loose women)<br>
[Hollyhock] (Well, no. Do you want to be the one to break it to him?)<br>
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''(The group is getting a tree--that will become Red)''<br>
There's about a 200' one here, it's the biggest and oldest.<br>
Theresa takes off her shoes in the back of the car and gets out. Digs toes into the dirt with a happy sigh. "This beauty right over here." *''heads over, looking Red over.''*<br>
Nobody, at the moment, is looking at it. There were some hikers that you passed on your way here, but they're some distance off.<br>
...<br>
Theresa takes a look around in Mythic.<br>
Mythically, it's a big reddish-brown leafy giant, standing stock straight and fast asleep.<br>
Theresa runs a hand on Red's bark. "Hello?"<br>
...<br>
The tree snores.<br>
[Theresa] (*sniff* Ex''cuse'' me?)<br>
[Hollyhock] (Trees are immune to cleavage.)<br>
[Theresa] (I know that. But I'm ''Plants!'')<br>
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'''From Chapter Three:'''<br>
[Carrie] "I think that in the near future our credibility would be best served by doing as Consequences suggested and building our corps of assistants."<br>
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"Wild's Lesson and the Bureau of Monstrosities at your service, sir."<br>
[DanteE] "I'm guessing you're not forming a Punk Rock band."<br>
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Red: "May I have several cows, Theresa?"<br>
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'''Chapter Six:'''<br>
[Theresa] (Well, it's just that we _could_ give him that big of a burger, if we wanted. It might even fall under Urban.)<br>
[Carrie] (Soyburger?)<br>
[Theresa] (Do you want to give a giant werewolf a veggieburger and hope he can't tell the difference?)<br>
[JamesUrban] (In no interpretation of my estate would creating giant hamburgers fall under it. Mayor McCheese maybe.)<br>
[Random Nerd] (Fast food definitely falls under Urbanization, I think.)<br>
[Random Nerd] (Just like the Power of Horses could probably make a saddle with no trouble.)<br>
[Random Nerd] (Or, for that matter, Brian could probably make a calculator, or Carrie make an inspirational book.)<br>
[Brian] (Brian IS a calculator. *raspberry*)<br>
[JamesUrban] (I can see that. I can see making a fast food place, but not just a giant burger.)<br>
[DanteE] (James probably creates Starbucks by accident when he sneezes. <br>
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'''From the Mexican Madness chapter:'''<br>
''Courage'': OK, let's review: my fellow Noble--the one being attacked--is cowering in my shirt pocket because of the noisy helicopter we just appropriated which I'll probably wind up flying with no prior experience into a dimensional vortex heading for Mexico to hunt down what may or may not be an excrucian chupacabra.<br>
''Plants'': And you just had the best cheeseburger possible without magical means.<br>
''Courage'': ...I'm OK with it. You?<br>
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'''From "Blood Ties":'''<br>
William: "Each Estate, each Noble and Imperator, is a pillar of the world. A brick in the wall of Heaven. Even the 'bad' ones support existence."<br>
''DanteE: (All in all, we're just another brick in the wall?  :)''<br>
''Theresa: (We don't need no...Excruciation...)''

DanteE: "How's Lesson doing, as a boss?"<BR>
Random functionary at Bureau of Monstrosities HQ: "He's... he's a freaky demonic monster with a tendency to micromanage. But the hours are good, and we have full dental and medical coverage."<br>
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'''From Weekend at Barakiel's:'''<br>
Shadows: "Causality pretty much works the same way as on earth, if you're looking at the palace-world.  It's a little different in the other world, but not too much."<br>
Shadows: "Now, there's magic here, and things we've changed, but that's only in a few places."<br>
Brian: "So, giant bunnies still make things go squish?"<br>
Shadows: "Pretty much."<br>
Theresa: "Some things are universal."<br>
Carrie: (For everything else, there's MasterCard.)<br>
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Barakiel: "Ah, yes.  Then I must ask you a question.  You have only been raised above humanity for a short time, and yet you have still seen some of the War.  What do you think of it?"<br>
DanteE: (Uh, we're against it?)<br>
Brian: "I honestly don't know what to think.  The Excrucians seem to be acting somewhat randomly."<br>
Theresa: "Warmains hit like a bitch, sir."<br>
Barakiel looks at Theresa with all his eyes, for a moment.  "They do, at that."<br>
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'''Chapter 11'''<br>
Random_Nerd: (It counts as Aspect 3 if, when someone asks you how in the world you can manage it, 'I'm Batman' is a sufficient explanation.)<br>
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William: "Ah, let's see.  Most of you rely rather heavily on your Estates for power, correct?"<br>
Brian: "Primarily, yes" (Domain 4)<br>
DanteE: "You could say that." (Domain 2)<br>
Theresa: "A wee bit." (Domain 5)<br>
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'''Chapter 12'''<br>
A visiting Noble who has had a very very Bad Day, meeting the locals of Amyra: "Please tell me that the horse isn't a Noble..."<br>
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'''Chapter 13'''<br>
Harold: Good to hear you survived the meeting with the Council!<br>
Harold: Did you meet ol' Bloody Hands?<br>
Random_Nerd: They sold Herb to Entropy in exchange for twenty bucks and a six-pack.  That's okay, right?<br>
Tam: She hit on DantE like the fist of an angry god, which is more apt than I would care to admit.<br>
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Tam: (Of all the times I have to promise not to spill the beans on something, it turns out to be the time when a god from outside known Creation is telling us juicy juicy things.)<br>
Random_Nerd: (He's actually forgotten about you for the moment.  It's more Dante he was talking to.)<br>
Tam: (-whistles unobtrusively to himself-)<br>
Theresa: (Swear on Herb's ninja!)<br>
Tam: (Do I have to hold him over my heart or something? Them ninjas can be slippery.)<br>
Herbert: (Don't you do anything to my precious ninja! :p )<br>
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'''Chapter 14'''<br>
Random_Nerd: You arrive at the library.  From Dante's right hand dangles a small and irate demon, squirming around like a midsized rabbit would if the midsized rabbit was also highly caffeinated, from hell, and not a rabbit.<br>
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Sam: "I don't mean to get snippy, but I'm pretty sure that's not a pigeon."<br>
Sam: "Pigeons are small birds that live in cities.  That's a hole in the fabric of reality.  I can tell the difference."<br>
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DanteE: "I think Sam can ride in it if he wants..."<br>
Sam: "I'd rather not, at least unless you can show me some peer-reviewed studies that say that magic demon pigeon reality holes do in fact /not/ hungrily devour dionyl."<br>
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Random_Nerd: The lobster in the hat is twice that size, and standing up on his rear legs, his claws held across his chest.  This is a pose that indicates that either he's a crustacean contortionist, or else he's probably not a baseline lobster.<br>
Random_Nerd: The hat and speech were also tips, to be fair.<br>
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'''Chapter 15'''<br>
DanteE: "In about (X) days we'll be appearing before the Council, telling them what he told us and what it all means."<br>
DanteE: "Well, one theory of what it all means."<br>
Ftisk: (we try a least)<br>
Hearth Flame: "I am pleased that you have told me this.  I will thus be enabled to stand very far away when the inauspicious moment is upon you."<br>
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'''Chapter 16'''<br>
DanteE: "Well, we have a miniature shadow Ofaniel here with the strength of a Noble and a gift for messing with Ftisk."<br>
Sam: "It's amazing what you can get on ebay."<br>
''DanteE: (rimshot)''<br>

'''Chapter 25'''<br>
He starts turning all the pieces picture-side up.<br>
J: "No, they're pieces of the /same/ image."<br>
J: "How does that work?"<br>
J: "This... this is what Assembly is, isn't it?  This is what you are?"<br>
J: "They tried to explain it, but I couldn't get..."<br>
He looks between the puzzle and Kite.<br>
"This is a form it takes. Potentially."<br>


[Kite] "I...mating has nothing to with broccoli!"<br>


[Brian] (I know, it is a surprisingly bad idea, but it would be fun)<br>
[DanteE] (the game's motto, right there.)<br>

'''Chapter 31'''<br>
«Random_Nerd» Sam: "We've already surpassed the raccoon."<br>


'''Chapter ??'''<br>
Shadows: "Brian, would you mind trying to assassinate Lord Entropy?  For science?"<br>

RN: I don't /want/ this to be the kind of game where you can't take a zepplin to Mars.<br>

'''Chapter 34'''<br>
Theresa: I am not getting a Noble of Destruction tramp stamp.<br>

'''Chapter 34'''<br>
<DanteE> "Uh, it's probably a violation of _something_ to set a living Excrucian-horse on fire."<br>

'''Chapter 35'''<br>
<DanteE> "Uh, it's probably a violation of _something_ to set a living Excrucian-horse on fire."<br>

'''Chapter 37'''<br>
<Random_Nerd> William: "So... which Fallen do we go with?  Or none?"<br>
<Theresa> "I think Bel (Belphegor).  We are already inviting Impending Doom."<br>

<Random_Nerd> (Pro Tip:  You could be surrounded by Dionyl strippers at this very moment, and you would not know.)<br>


'''Peace Talks'''
<Ftisk> (We need to rip the wall and presto all is sane again)
<Brian> (I can't believe I'm agreeing with Ftisk on this ^_^)


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 Theresa: "Some things are universal."<br>
 Carrie: (For everything else, there's MasterCard.)<br>
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-DanteE: "Doesn't seem to be mutual.  Unless this is all a joke... it's not near April Fools day on the cosmic calendar, is it?"<br>
-Conseq.: "I try not to study what the jokes of Imperators are like, for fear that I might discover that I am one."<br>
-* Theresa ponders that.  "That is...incredibly true and deep."<br>
-Conseq.: "Or paranoid."<br>
-Theresa: (Noblity!)  (in the tone of "Acting!')<br>
-Theresa: "That too."<br>
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 Barakiel: "Ah, yes.  Then I must ask you a question.  You have only been raised above humanity for a short time, and yet you have still seen some of the War.  What do you think of it?"<br>