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=== Elves === | === Elves === | ||
− | Also known as cupcake elves, the origins of these crafty woodlings is seated in The Cupcake Forest located in Sohim Sorak. The Cupcake Elves are so good at deception and misdirection that, until 20 years ago, no one on Smearth had ever heard of The Cupcake Forest. The Cupcake elves are fiercely at odds with the Donut Elves, though this has never led to open conflict. Some believe that this animosity stems from a person feud between Princess Ellie Elfkins and Col. Elzix Angus. | + | Also known as cupcake elves, the origins of these crafty woodlings is seated in The Cupcake Forest located in Sohim Sorak. The Cupcake Elves are so good at deception and misdirection that, until 20 years ago, no one on Smearth had ever heard of The Cupcake Forest. The Cupcake elves are fiercely at odds with the Donut Elves, though this has never led to open conflict. Some believe that this animosity stems from a person feud between Princess Ellie Elfkins and Col. Elzix Angus. |
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=== Eladrin === | === Eladrin === | ||
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They are just humans. | They are just humans. | ||
− | === Dragonborn | + | === Dragonborn, Half Elf, Teifling === |
These races have not been used in BLAG so far.<BR> | These races have not been used in BLAG so far.<BR> | ||
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=== Genasi === | === Genasi === | ||
Don't talk to the Genie. | Don't talk to the Genie. | ||
=== Gnomes === | === Gnomes === | ||
− | Though gnomes are not as common on Smearth as they once were, they still poke their heads out of the ground every now and then. Having moved underground, they have taken to creating a large amount of burrowing machines, and because of the lack of underground fuel, they must use gumdrops to fuel | + | Though gnomes are not as common on Smearth as they once were, they still poke their heads out of the ground every now and then. Having moved underground, they have taken to creating a large amount of burrowing machines, and because of the lack of underground fuel, they must use gumdrops to fuel everthing.<BR> |
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''' Gumdrop Poop ''': Gnomes poop gumdrops, and even though they have very little problem using them to fuel there creations, they do tend to get grossed out when people eat them. | ''' Gumdrop Poop ''': Gnomes poop gumdrops, and even though they have very little problem using them to fuel there creations, they do tend to get grossed out when people eat them. | ||
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== Classes == | == Classes == | ||
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=== U.E.D. === | === U.E.D. === | ||
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== Notable Locations == | == Notable Locations == | ||
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=== Plottonium === | === Plottonium === | ||
Plottonium is a metal not found naturally on Smearth. It was manufactured by the Soha Nation because of it's value for defending areas. It blocks teleportation of any kind through it. The wall that separates the Northern lands from the south was made primarily of this, though after years of people breaking through and general disrepair, the wall no longer blocks teleportation, except in a few places that are incredibly inconvenient. Bricks of Plottonium have been shipped to many other places to protects them similarly. | Plottonium is a metal not found naturally on Smearth. It was manufactured by the Soha Nation because of it's value for defending areas. It blocks teleportation of any kind through it. The wall that separates the Northern lands from the south was made primarily of this, though after years of people breaking through and general disrepair, the wall no longer blocks teleportation, except in a few places that are incredibly inconvenient. Bricks of Plottonium have been shipped to many other places to protects them similarly. | ||
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=== Gnomish Technology === | === Gnomish Technology === | ||
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=== Temporary Hit Points === | === Temporary Hit Points === | ||
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== The Old Kings == | == The Old Kings == | ||
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==== Quinton Huntswell ==== | ==== Quinton Huntswell ==== | ||
− | http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/528/90/n135367680410_8867.jpg<br> | + | http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/528/90/n135367680410_8867.jpg http://forevergeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/god-of-war.jpg<br> |
− | The Huntswells were not always so well-regarded or successful as they are today. But the height of their success may be measured by the success of the mighty Quinton. Imbued with the divine dominion of War, Quinton has been the natural leader for the adventurers against the Emperor of Spines, the Dire Fiend, and Asmodeus himself | + | The Huntswells were not always so well-regarded or successful as they are today. But the height of their success may be measured by the success of the mighty Quinton. Imbued with the divine dominion of War, Quinton has been the natural leader for the adventurers against the Emperor of Spines, the Dire Fiend, and Asmodeus himself. |
− | ==== The Baby | + | ==== The Baby ==== |
− | http://www.bobcesca.com/images/AngryBaby.jpg | + | http://www.bobcesca.com/images/AngryBaby.jpg <br> |
− | This months-old infant was created by the Devils as a weapon to be used as part of Hell's plan to conquer Celestia. Despite being a mere infant, the Baby is disguised as a human child with sideburns | + | This months-old infant was created by the Devils as a weapon to be used as part of Hell's plan to conquer Celestia. Despite being a mere infant, the Baby is disguised as a human child with sideburns. |
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==== Gustavwo ==== | ==== Gustavwo ==== | ||
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Hobgoblin Cleric of Pelor, Bridgemon is the fellow that Pelor would call upon when he needed something done off the books. Bridgemon is known for his devotion to Pelor despite being rather sneaky and under-handed. And although his is not the best looking hobgoblin, people seem seduced by his charming smile, "thumbs-up" attitude and signature catch phrase of "come on......come on...." Bridgemon constantly seeks the open approval of his God, which has become especially unlikely since there is no evidence that Pelor survived Asmodeus' attack on Celestia. | Hobgoblin Cleric of Pelor, Bridgemon is the fellow that Pelor would call upon when he needed something done off the books. Bridgemon is known for his devotion to Pelor despite being rather sneaky and under-handed. And although his is not the best looking hobgoblin, people seem seduced by his charming smile, "thumbs-up" attitude and signature catch phrase of "come on......come on...." Bridgemon constantly seeks the open approval of his God, which has become especially unlikely since there is no evidence that Pelor survived Asmodeus' attack on Celestia. | ||
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http://www.themovieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dwarf1.jpg | http://www.themovieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dwarf1.jpg | ||
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http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/bowser/bowser.jpg | http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/bowser/bowser.jpg | ||
[[Image:drybowser.jpg]]<BR> | [[Image:drybowser.jpg]]<BR> | ||
− | Former General for the Dire Fiend when he ruled Aethis, The Emperor of Spines ruled the district of Drakeberg Mountain. With the help of his sons and daughter, the Emperor was one of the most powerful generals, and because his district housed the Corrupter, he was the most respected by the Fiend, gaining a great amount of power from the his leader | + | Former General for the Dire Fiend when he ruled Aethis, The Emperor of Spines ruled the district of Drakeberg Mountain. With the help of his sons and daughter, the Emperor was one of the most powerful generals, and because his district housed the Corrupter, he was the most respected by the Fiend, gaining a great amount of power from the his leader. When Aethis' end came, so to did the power that flowed through the Emperors veins. He was reduced to a lowly Heroic tier villain and fled the city with his family. He became a mercenary, hoping one day he could gain enough resources and the know how to steal the power he once had back from the Fiend, preferably without releasing him from his prison. His time came when he was hire by King Gargamel to simulate an attack by the Goblin Kingdom on Castletown, and kidnap Princess Apricot. The king had hoped this attack would drive the people of Siverow together, for he thought they were never united except against a common threat. The one thing he had not counted on was how the Emperor would use the advance gold he was paid, by buying a fleet of airships and launching an all out attack on several fronts. He even claimed Fortress Von Castle as his own, sending King Gargamel running for the hills. After searching the Fortresses library, and unearthing the plans for the mobile fortress and the location of a huge deposit of adamantium, he sent his children out to recover the indestructible metal and build him an indestructible siege engine. Though none of his plans succeded, his efforts to regain his power did backfire and release the Dire Fiend from his prison. |
=== Sons Of The Emperor === | === Sons Of The Emperor === | ||
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− | === Dwarfvinci | + | === Dwarfvinci === |
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http://www.science-facts.com/leonardo-davinci.jpg<BR> | http://www.science-facts.com/leonardo-davinci.jpg<BR> | ||
− | + | Dwarfvinci was a brilliant inventor and arcane practitioner in his day, which was several hundred years ago. He believed firmly in the celestials and chose to worship them as a pantheon rather than chose one. Even in death, he continued his work and created several powerful artifacts and gave on each to the most good gods. These artifacts are said to contain the power necessary to control the mighty titan of the Harbingers of salvation. | |
=== King Gargamel=== | === King Gargamel=== | ||
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=== Palor === | === Palor === | ||
God of the sun and Cerebral Palsy | God of the sun and Cerebral Palsy | ||
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== Heroic Tier == | == Heroic Tier == | ||
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=== Chapter XXIV === | === Chapter XXIV === | ||
− | After escaping the rampaging devils below for the time being, the party looked to Thomas for answers. He explained that the Baby was the weapon sent by Asmodeus to destroy Celestia, but instead of fighting Celestials, he was designed to fight evil people on Smearth so their souls would be sent to Hell to fuel their armies. He was also programed to resurect each time he died, and each time would go to Hell for a short time and loose a little bit of his humanity. Because of this, he asked the party to find a way to kill him permanantly if he was to die again. Thomas explained that the reason he knew this was because he was created on Earth for the same reason, and that the Devils were unable to exert full control over the plane meant that there was still at least one Celestial left alive to prevent the Devils from claiming victory. They set out to find Valera Ballard under Thomas' advice, because of her previous involvement with Celestials. Finding her in the Wood of Petrified Ancients, she directs them to The Harbinger of Salvation on Ghostwraith Island, and with her help, they convinced The Harbingers leader, former Leader of the Salvation Army, Saint Blasphemy Burns, to help them. They told the party of the Staff of the Titan, and their god that was contained within it. The staff was traded to the devils long ago by the Old Kings and should be in Hell, under the devils own noses. Burns was convinced that the Staff was still intact, because their paladins and clerics still had all their powers, so the party headed for Hell to find it. However, when they arrived, they found it under attack by demons. The devils had put all their chips on moving to Smearth, so the top few layers of Hell were sacrifice to the demons to keep them busy long enough for them to escape. After locating where the staff was supposed to be and wasn't, a messenger from Bel arrived, he told them where the staff was, and that he was going to betray Asmodeus. Bel was angry that his layer, Avernus, was the first to be sacrificed, after so many eternities of loyal service. Traveling to Avernus, the party found the staff in Bel's keep, and that the very layer was being destroyed by the Demons. They were also met by Valera who told that Thomas had been killed again trying to fight of Devils attacking Smearth. Now they would have to find a way to safely realease the vengeful god within the staff and find a way to stop Thomas before his Devil side became a problem for the whole plane | + | After escaping the rampaging devils below for the time being, the party looked to Thomas for answers. He explained that the Baby was the weapon sent by Asmodeus to destroy Celestia, but instead of fighting Celestials, he was designed to fight evil people on Smearth so their souls would be sent to Hell to fuel their armies. He was also programed to resurect each time he died, and each time would go to Hell for a short time and loose a little bit of his humanity. Because of this, he asked the party to find a way to kill him permanantly if he was to die again. Thomas explained that the reason he knew this was because he was created on Earth for the same reason, and that the Devils were unable to exert full control over the plane meant that there was still at least one Celestial left alive to prevent the Devils from claiming victory. They set out to find Valera Ballard under Thomas' advice, because of her previous involvement with Celestials. Finding her in the Wood of Petrified Ancients, she directs them to The Harbinger of Salvation on Ghostwraith Island, and with her help, they convinced The Harbingers leader, former Leader of the Salvation Army, Saint Blasphemy Burns, to help them. They told the party of the Staff of the Titan, and their god that was contained within it. The staff was traded to the devils long ago by the Old Kings and should be in Hell, under the devils own noses. Burns was convinced that the Staff was still intact, because their paladins and clerics still had all their powers, so the party headed for Hell to find it. However, when they arrived, they found it under attack by demons. The devils had put all their chips on moving to Smearth, so the top few layers of Hell were sacrifice to the demons to keep them busy long enough for them to escape. After locating where the staff was supposed to be and wasn't, a messenger from Bel arrived, he told them where the staff was, and that he was going to betray Asmodeus. Bel was angry that his layer, Avernus, was the first to be sacrificed, after so many eternities of loyal service. Traveling to Avernus, the party found the staff in Bel's keep, and that the very layer was being destroyed by the Demons. They were also met by Valera who told that Thomas had been killed again trying to fight of Devils attacking Smearth. Now they would have to find a way to safely realease the vengeful god within the staff and find a way to stop Thomas before his Devil side became a problem for the whole plane. |
=== Chapter XXV === | === Chapter XXV === | ||
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=== Chapter XXVI === | === Chapter XXVI === | ||
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=== Chapter XXVII === | === Chapter XXVII === | ||
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== BLAG ZERO == | == BLAG ZERO == |