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| | A character for ''Kobolds Ate My Baby Super Deluxx Edition''; character by g026r. | | A character for ''Kobolds Ate My Baby Super Deluxx Edition''; character by g026r. |
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| − | Have you heard about the new pirtae movie?It's rated AARRRRRR! Why? Because of all the booty! A pirtae walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.The bartender asks, Why are you wearing a paper towel? Arrrrr says the pirtae. I've got a bounty on me head! Where did the one legged pirtae go for breakfast?IHOP -A pirtae with an eye patch, a hook, and a peg leg walks into a tavern and orders a rum. Curious, the bartender says, You look like you've been through a lot of sea battles. How did you get the peg leg? The pirtae answered, Arr, a cannonball blew me leg right off in the midst of battle! Wow! And how about the hook? asked the bartender. Arr, me hand was eaten by a shark on the high seas! That's amazing! And the eye patch? Arr, a seagull crapped in me eye. Confused, the bartender asked, How can you lose your eye from seagull crap? Replied the pirtae, Well, it was me first day with the hook. arrrrrrrr!
| + | == Campaign == |
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| | + | How many different types of KAMB campaigns do you really think there are? You're a kobold. There's food. Fetch food. Try not to die in the process. |
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| | == Character == | | == Character == |
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| | "Aeeeeee! Don't hit Grog! Don't hit Grog!" | | "Aeeeeee! Don't hit Grog! Don't hit Grog!" |
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| − | (There's some truth in Grog's tale: the chicken's owner ''was'' a wizard, but he didn't take him in. In fact, Grog couldn't even bring himself to eat the chickens, and instead hid among them and snacked on their feed. Rather, Grog hid and cowered, though he did manage to pick up a few words of human and a single spell during his time there. Unfortunately he couldn't manage to keep all of them in his memory on the walk back, and bluffs if anybody asks him to show them the spell. He did steal a Cup of Milk Elemental Summoning before he left, though he had no idea what it was at the time; you can imagine his surprise the first time he tried to drink out of it.) | + | (There's some truth in Grog's tale: the chicken's owner ''was'' a wizard, but he didn't take him in. Rather, Grog hid and cowered, though he did manage to pick up a few words of human and a single spell. Unfortunately he couldn't manage to keep all of them in his memory on the walk back, and bluffs if anybody asks him to show them the spell. He did steal a Cup of Milk Elemental Summoning before he left, though he had no idea what it was at the time; you can imagine his surprise the first time he tried to drink out of it.) |
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| − | == Commentary ==
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| − | Erm. What's to say? It's a chance to go into bad Smeagol-style narration. Other than that, it's somebody who's probably going to end up very dead very quickly.
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