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| − | '''Doog''': ...Yeah, the Trouser Titan banged a few babes last night. It was some kinky stuff. Hachachacha! (Laughter) | + | '''Doog''': ... Yeah, the Trouser Titan banged a few babes last night. It was some kinky stuff. Hachachacha! (Laughter) |
'''Ajhazi''': I hope one day that I may be strong enough to cut the Trouser Titan in half. It is clearly evil. | '''Ajhazi''': I hope one day that I may be strong enough to cut the Trouser Titan in half. It is clearly evil. | ||
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The next day Doog returns to the deck to find Michael while hopefully avoiding Ajihazi. He finds Michael hawking loogies off the side of the ship. | The next day Doog returns to the deck to find Michael while hopefully avoiding Ajihazi. He finds Michael hawking loogies off the side of the ship. | ||
| − | '''Doog''': I'm telling ya, | + | '''Doog''': I'm telling ya, its epic levels down there! |
'''Michael''': That’s nothing, I gotta have monkey grip just to... | '''Michael''': That’s nothing, I gotta have monkey grip just to... | ||
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'''Doog''': Huhuhuh, monkey grip. | '''Doog''': Huhuhuh, monkey grip. | ||
| − | '''Jam''': Hey you know if | + | '''Jam''': Hey you know if some one threw some alchemist's fire off the side of the ship, a lot of people would be burned. Good thing V keeps his stash with him at all times, so that people can’t abuse it! |
'''Michael''': I gotta, uh... use the can. | '''Michael''': I gotta, uh... use the can. | ||
| − | '''Jam''': | + | '''Jam''': ok! |
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| − | A short time later | + | A short time later Michael returns with V both of them carrying armfuls of Alchemist’s Fire much to the joy of the currently bored Doog. They begin to throw them overboard sometimes watching them crash to the ground busting into flames. |
“Hey, since this is mine, you guys owe me.” V points out as the supply begins to run low. | “Hey, since this is mine, you guys owe me.” V points out as the supply begins to run low. | ||
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Jam finally notices what is going on and runs across the ship to stop them. “Wait, what have I done?! Michael, if you don’t stop I shall slay you with my ultimate powers of darkness!!” | Jam finally notices what is going on and runs across the ship to stop them. “Wait, what have I done?! Michael, if you don’t stop I shall slay you with my ultimate powers of darkness!!” | ||
| − | “Yeah, yeah…” Michael says completely ignoring the demand as he tosses the next vial off | + | “Yeah, yeah…” Michael says completely ignoring the demand as he tosses the next vial off aiming for a wagon moving slowly along the ground. |
“I'm warning you!!” | “I'm warning you!!” | ||
Setting the vial in his hand to the side Doog asks in a rather threatening tone “Wonder how far I could throw him...” | Setting the vial in his hand to the side Doog asks in a rather threatening tone “Wonder how far I could throw him...” | ||
| − | Obviously worried Jam begins to stutter taking a step back “er.... | + | Obviously worried Jam begins to stutter taking a step back “er.... Ill... call the paladin!!” |
Michael perks up at the mention of Lisa, “Oh really?! Where is she?!” He asks drooling in anticipation of seeing her again as he looks around. | Michael perks up at the mention of Lisa, “Oh really?! Where is she?!” He asks drooling in anticipation of seeing her again as he looks around. | ||
| − | '''Maisy''': Hey there | + | '''Maisy''': Hey there boys. |
| − | '''Michael''': Uh | + | '''Michael''': Uh I gotta go... run for my life now... |
'''V''': Uh... (What do I have with me that I could use to escape??) | '''V''': Uh... (What do I have with me that I could use to escape??) | ||
| − | '''Maisy''': I don’t see why you like that pontiff girl over me, V | + | '''Maisy''': I don’t see why you like that pontiff girl over me, V |
'''Doog''': Yeaaah... I gotta go learn monkey grip. | '''Doog''': Yeaaah... I gotta go learn monkey grip. | ||
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| − | "Oh gods | + | "Oh gods why haven't you smote these dumbasses yet? I know its becuase your just a bunch of sick twisted freaks that enjoy watching us scurry. So you let these creeps run rampant in our midst." |
-Tasen Utgen | -Tasen Utgen | ||
| − | ex-cleric of the | + | ex-cleric of the soveriegn host after an encounter with the crew of the FF |
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"Protection? From whah?" scoffs Thranish, mockingly taking on a distinct foreign accent. "Zee Karrnathi?" | "Protection? From whah?" scoffs Thranish, mockingly taking on a distinct foreign accent. "Zee Karrnathi?" | ||
| − | Oh those cheeky adventurers, always walking around with loaded crossbows in | + | Oh those cheeky adventurers, always walking around with loaded crossbows in thier pants. |
"Wha's ta stop it blowin ya bollocks off every time you sit down?" | "Wha's ta stop it blowin ya bollocks off every time you sit down?" | ||
