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'''Captian Jarlot''': Uhh... okay Ki.
 
'''Captian Jarlot''': Uhh... okay Ki.
  
[[Forgotten_Freedom:Dirty_Tricks|Here's our Things that Captain Jarlot WANTS the Crew to do from Dirty Tricks to Advice on Robbery]]
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Here's our Things that Captain Jarlot WANTS the Crew to do from Dirty Tricks to Advice on Robbery
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1. Rob Aundarian ships because of their abominable treatment of Cyrean refugees after the Last War.
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2. Rob Cyrean ships because of their cruel and inhuman treatment of individuals before the war.
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3. Rob Brelish ships because of their support of a corrupt democratic regime.
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4. Rob Karrnathian ships because of their support of a corrupt monarchial regime.
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5. Rob Thranish ships because of their refusal to recognize Warforged sentience.
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6. Rob the Lord of Blades' ships because of his service to the rapacious efforts of warforged.
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7. Rob Reidrans ships because of the protest of their treatment of Adar.
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8. Rob Adar ships because of their endless slander against Reidrans.
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9. Rob Gnomes because...well.....they suck.
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'''Pholly''': HEY!
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'''Captian Jarlot''': Oh like its not common knowledge.
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10. Rob Talenta Plains halflings because they're all cruel and evil savages.
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11. Rob House Boranal halflings for betraying their heritage.
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12. Rob the Dragon Mark Houses out of protest to the guild system.
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13. Rob the Emerald Claw because they're a bunch of creepy necromancers.
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'''Andrea''': HEY!
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'''Captian Jarlot''': Hot redheaded necromancers are exempted.
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14. Rob the Aurrum because no one likes rich old white guys.
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15. Rob King Kaius in particular because he's the ultimate old rich white guy.
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16, Rob Vol because she's a Lich and ergo we kill Liches to take their stuff.
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17. Rob the Children of Winter because no one likes cheezy Apocalypse Rip offs from the X-men.
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18. Rob Queen Aurala because just because you look like Monica Bellucia doesn't mean you get to act uppity
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19. Rob Merrix D'Cannith in particular because just because you can build a nuclear reactor out of some coconuts doesn't mean you have the right to be uppity.
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20. Rob Keith Baker because no one has more money than God
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