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| − | '''Jarlot''': | + | '''Jarlot''': Ok, you ungrateful lot! I got you all stuff so you would shut up. They aren’t gifts- They're coming out of your pay! |
(Squishy climbs into his brand new greathelm. "Whoop de freakin doo" | (Squishy climbs into his brand new greathelm. "Whoop de freakin doo" | ||
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*Michael unwraps a dark, evilly glowing sword. "This is just what I wanted! After succubi I mean..." | *Michael unwraps a dark, evilly glowing sword. "This is just what I wanted! After succubi I mean..." | ||
| − | *Marish gets a big bowl of | + | *Marish gets a big bowl of cat nip! Fun times for all! |
*Doog gets a Codpiece of Holding.... Which is really one of Devouring | *Doog gets a Codpiece of Holding.... Which is really one of Devouring | ||
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*Kanatash gets to live. After all the crap he put us through, he should be grateful! | *Kanatash gets to live. After all the crap he put us through, he should be grateful! | ||
| − | *Cool Cthulhu gets a brand new "Grovestock" t | + | *Cool Cthulhu gets a brand new "Grovestock" t shirt. |
*The quori gets told that another personality already got the gift. | *The quori gets told that another personality already got the gift. | ||
| − | *Andrea got a book on necromancy and some | + | *Andrea got a book on necromancy and some Febreze to make the zombies smell less. |
*Pholly got Alchemist’s Fire. No, just kidding. He got some Cure Light Wounds potions. He needs those a lot more | *Pholly got Alchemist’s Fire. No, just kidding. He got some Cure Light Wounds potions. He needs those a lot more | ||
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New Years Resolutions for the Forgotten Freedom and her crew | New Years Resolutions for the Forgotten Freedom and her crew | ||
| − | I resolve to mercilessly | + | I resolve to mercilessly keel haul anyone who disagrees with me and to drink twice as much alcohol as last year -Capt Jarlot |
I resolve to bring peace on Eberron and have more patience with my horribly evil fellow crewmen -Lisa | I resolve to bring peace on Eberron and have more patience with my horribly evil fellow crewmen -Lisa | ||
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I resolve to teach the Catgirl her place, kill her and use her corpse as one of my minions. -Andrea | I resolve to teach the Catgirl her place, kill her and use her corpse as one of my minions. -Andrea | ||
| − | I resolve to tear reality asunder to hear what sort of noise it makes when it's dying. I think it sounds like a duck. - | + | I resolve to tear reality asunder to hear what sort of noise it makes when it's dying. I think it sounds like a duck. -Khantash |
I (we) resolve to keep my (our) selves together and to keep the Quori from ever coming back. -Ajihazi, The Child, The Cavalier, and Maisy of Elms Street | I (we) resolve to keep my (our) selves together and to keep the Quori from ever coming back. -Ajihazi, The Child, The Cavalier, and Maisy of Elms Street | ||
| − | I resolve to crush the pathetic little half-breed once and for all and finally climb astride the world as | + | I resolve to crush the pathetic little half-breed once and for all and finally climb astride the world as it's final ruler! There will be rivers of blood! Yes! And Kittens!- The Quori |
I resolve to find more swords- Stupid | I resolve to find more swords- Stupid | ||
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I resolve to actually develop some artistic talent, and eat Squishy. -Chalky | I resolve to actually develop some artistic talent, and eat Squishy. -Chalky | ||
| − | I resolve to be twice as cute | + | I resolve to be twice as cute cuddly and disturbingly attractive. I also resolve to find a steady supply of catnip -Marish, the Cat Girl |
| − | I resolve to kill whoever caused the | + | I resolve to kill whoever caused the mourning and indoctrinate Jaela to be the next ruler of Cyre -V |
| − | I resolve to try to stop Awakening things on the ship. The Awakened Toilet was a bit much | + | I resolve to try to stop Awakening things on the ship. The Awakened Toilet was a bit much probably... -Ketler |
I resolve to find someone to make me some arms so I can hug people. -John, awakened dire Keel | I resolve to find someone to make me some arms so I can hug people. -John, awakened dire Keel | ||
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In Lisa's room decorated with countless solar symbol icons of the Keep of Flame like the sideways X of holiness, the glorious burning braziers of light, and candles to illuminate the holiness of this most sacred of holidays. There the red haired Lisa sits on her knees in cupped hands prayer | In Lisa's room decorated with countless solar symbol icons of the Keep of Flame like the sideways X of holiness, the glorious burning braziers of light, and candles to illuminate the holiness of this most sacred of holidays. There the red haired Lisa sits on her knees in cupped hands prayer | ||
| − | '''Lisa''': Oh holy Flame, I have struggled to be good this year and keep away from all temptations. Wrath, Pride, Envy of my fellows in Thrane, Lu... well | + | '''Lisa''': Oh holy Flame, I have struggled to be good this year and keep away from all temptations. Wrath, Pride, Envy of my fellows in Thrane, Lu....well I'd never admit that last one to any crew members.... |
(Outside the door Michael has a glass to the door and makes a 'ca-ching' gesture) | (Outside the door Michael has a glass to the door and makes a 'ca-ching' gesture) | ||
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'''Lisa''': *covering her ears* THE HELL!? | '''Lisa''': *covering her ears* THE HELL!? | ||
| − | (The paladin then promptly headed out to find the most paganly bedecked out ship on Eberron with the ship covered in | + | (The paladin then promptly headed out to find the most paganly bedecked out ship on Eberron with the ship covered in mistle toe, fountains of wine, shiftergirls in Togas dancing around throwing petals, and a massive banquet table covered in food that was stolen from all portions of Eberron while animals ran around on the ground. Weirdly, weapons and skulls were strewn around the Forgotten Freedom as well. OTHER activities were far far worse) |
| − | '''Lisa''': ...what is all this? | + | '''Lisa''':.....what is all this? |
(Captain Jarlot then walked up to her wearing a giant horned helmet, furs, and carrying a warhammer) | (Captain Jarlot then walked up to her wearing a giant horned helmet, furs, and carrying a warhammer) | ||
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'''Captain Jarlot''': Every year, my people, the Dol-dornians of Argonessan's island chain celebrate what is most important in life. Sex, Drinking, and Battle! | '''Captain Jarlot''': Every year, my people, the Dol-dornians of Argonessan's island chain celebrate what is most important in life. Sex, Drinking, and Battle! | ||
| − | '''Michael''': *wearing his own horn helmet while between two shifter girls* Remarkably like my God's holiday! | + | '''Michael''': *wearing his own horn helmet while between two shifter girls* Remarkably like my God's holiday! Devourermass! |
| − | '''Lisa''': First of all | + | '''Lisa''': First of all you're a Seren? |
| − | '''Captain Jarlot''': We prefer to call ourselves 'The Ass Kicking Children of the Dragon' | + | '''Captain Jarlot''': We prefer to call ourselves 'The Ass Kicking Children of the Dragon' paleface. |
(Marish walked up to Jarlot in her own Toga made out to look like a bikini) | (Marish walked up to Jarlot in her own Toga made out to look like a bikini) | ||
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'''Marish''': Hey, Cap'n. The girls want you to know that it's 5 gp a piece. | '''Marish''': Hey, Cap'n. The girls want you to know that it's 5 gp a piece. | ||
| − | '''Captain Jarlot''': Oh | + | '''Captain Jarlot''': Oh for the sake of Dol Dorn's mighty hammer could Ketler stop racking up debts! We haven't even gotten to the orgiastic ritual! |
| − | '''Lisa''': This... this... is totally offensive. | + | '''Lisa''': This...this...is totally offensive. |
| − | '''Captain Jarlot''': I'm glad you agree. Pholly really hasn't even prepared the star we're going to drop on Time's Square in Sharn when it hits | + | '''Captain Jarlot''': I'm glad you agree. Pholly really hasn't even prepared the star we're going to drop on Time's Square in Sharn when it hits new years! |
(Ketler walks out) | (Ketler walks out) | ||
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(Bruce Ki slammed to the ground unconscious) | (Bruce Ki slammed to the ground unconscious) | ||
| − | '''Jarlot''': Man, two drinks and Bruce is | + | '''Jarlot''': Man, two drinks and Bruce is anybodies. |
(Andrea walks out wearing black robes and carrying a bloody dagger) | (Andrea walks out wearing black robes and carrying a bloody dagger) | ||
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'''Jarlot''': Well you shouldn't have *religious justification for ethnic slur* | '''Jarlot''': Well you shouldn't have *religious justification for ethnic slur* | ||
| − | '''Pholly''': That's it! Watch next time you sit on the John | + | '''Pholly''': That's it! Watch next time you sit on the John boy! |
(Dooj wanders in wearing his own Dol-dornmas suit) | (Dooj wanders in wearing his own Dol-dornmas suit) | ||
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'''Dooj''': Dude, the mechanical Bull is running down. | '''Dooj''': Dude, the mechanical Bull is running down. | ||
| − | '''Jarlot''': Ah man! We haven't even had him smash through a | + | '''Jarlot''': Ah man! We haven't even had him smash through a Chinashop! |
'''Lisa''': That's not a mechanical bull! That's Stupid in a minotaur hat! | '''Lisa''': That's not a mechanical bull! That's Stupid in a minotaur hat! | ||
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'''Cool Cthulhu''': I'm celebrating with my mom! | '''Cool Cthulhu''': I'm celebrating with my mom! | ||
| − | '''Lisa''': Your... mother. | + | '''Lisa''': Your...mother. |
'''From Cool Cthulhu's room''': The Dragon Below Hungers for her son! | '''From Cool Cthulhu's room''': The Dragon Below Hungers for her son! | ||
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'''Lisa''': I agree! | '''Lisa''': I agree! | ||
| − | '''V''': Everyone knows the gods are simply a creation of the nobility to keep down the weak | + | '''V''': Everyone knows the gods are simply a creation of the nobility to keep down the weak minded. |
| − | '''Lisa''': Y... what!? | + | '''Lisa''': Y...what!? |
'''Jarlot''': I'm sorry, we BELIEVERS have no place for your kind. | '''Jarlot''': I'm sorry, we BELIEVERS have no place for your kind. | ||
| − | '''V''': Seperation of Church and Ship is guaranteed by the By-laws of this... | + | '''V''': Seperation of Church and Ship is guaranteed by the By-laws of this.... |
'''Lisa''': *hits V with hammer* | '''Lisa''': *hits V with hammer* | ||
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'''Marish''': I worship Arawai! Fertility in addition to Food! | '''Marish''': I worship Arawai! Fertility in addition to Food! | ||
| − | '''Andrea''': ...I knew I should have been a Volite. Automatic health benefits... no disrupting my daily routine. | + | '''Andrea''': ....I knew I should have been a Volite. Automatic health benefits.....no disrupting my daily routine. |
'''Lisa''': Captain, this is for your own good. | '''Lisa''': Captain, this is for your own good. | ||
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(As Jarlot lays there, he sees an image of Marvel Comic's Thor hovering in the sky) | (As Jarlot lays there, he sees an image of Marvel Comic's Thor hovering in the sky) | ||
| − | '''Jarlot''': Master... | + | '''Jarlot''': Master.... |
| − | '''Marvel's Thor''': Thou hast forgotten the true meaning of Dol | + | '''Marvel's Thor''': Thou hast forgotten the true meaning of Dol-Dorn mass my yonder boon companion. It is not about decorations and pomp...it's about drinking and finding someone's ass to beat....in many meanings. Now go forth and wreck havoc in mine name. |
| − | '''Ketler''': ...does anyone else see the big blonde dude hovering over the Captain? | + | '''Ketler''':.....does anyone else see the big blonde dude hovering over the Captain? |
'''Michael''': Yeah, that's Marish's date. I think he's a Radiant idol. | '''Michael''': Yeah, that's Marish's date. I think he's a Radiant idol. | ||
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| − | The next morning | + | The next morning Michael stumbles from his cabin at about noonish, yawns, and looks around. |
Everyone is staring at him. | Everyone is staring at him. | ||
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Lisa: Oh Tira! It was horrible! Unholy! It was so... small! | Lisa: Oh Tira! It was horrible! Unholy! It was so... small! | ||
| − | Jarlot: *pats her on the back* It's alright | + | Jarlot: *pats her on the back* It's alright Lisa. We were forced to see it too. |
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Mr. T awakened tarrasque | Mr. T awakened tarrasque | ||
| − | A bunch of | + | A bunch of Sahaugin got stoned after huffing sulferic vents, and found a weird stick, Ketlers maximsed wand of awaken. They started laughing and pointing it at eachother. One pretended to duck, eliciting much laughter from his friends; at least, until they saw what loomed behind him. They quickly dissappeared, and Mr T awoke. Mr T now rules a small sahaugin community in Shargon's teeth. He calls it his "neighborhood". About once a day, he takes a few of his subjects and plays with them as if they were dolls, talking to them and for them. He then leaves, singing, "It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood..." |
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