Editing Great Quotes List

A list of great quotes from the RPGNet forums, complete with links to the discussion.


"B__: Why slip over the wall and drop the steaks off when we can light our meat cart on fire and push it down a hill into the wall, where it'll smash through, hurling flaming meat through the air and lighting the lions on fire when they try to eat the flaming meat?<br>
WP&P: That makes sense."

- [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4056129&postcount=47 Moochava]

"My god, that's the dumbest beast I've ever heard of. Seriously, this is worse than a modron that rides an owlbear into battle wielding a gun that shoots svirfneblin."

-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7139677&postcount=546 randomgamer8466]

"GM: "The super Nazi closes on you."
Player 1: "Er... Don't shoot, I'm Hitler!"
GM: "Right, roll for it, oh bugger. Right what skill have you got in German?" 
Player 1: "Er [checks his sheet] none at all."
Player 2: "Tell him that you forgot how to speak German after the brain-transplant. It was a side-effect or something."
Player 1: "Yes! That's the one!""

-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7112479&postcount=16 celebrityomnipath]

"Because you know nothing says gritty fantasy like a whacky leprechaun knifing you in the junk..."

-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4014128&postcount=52 Ab3]