Editing YazebasPbP/Parish

A [[Yazebas_Bed_and_Breakfast_PbP | Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast]] character.
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'''Parish'''<br>
''a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns''

Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you ''need'' to tell.

'''Bingos:'''
* Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
* Rescue someone else from peril.
* Carry out a noble act with dignity and poise.
* Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
* Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.

'''Whoopsies:'''
* Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake. 
* Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
* Bite off more than I can chew.
* Lose track of reality while caught up in a flight of fancy.
* Refuse to let go.

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'''A Recipe for Parish:'''
* Preheat 1 brave young fellow until gallant & knightly.
* Braise lightly over dragonfire.
* Introduce 1 princess, cursed to be a frog, and kiss.
* Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
* Banish.
* Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste. 
Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.

'''Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)'''
* 1 cup chopped obsession
* 1 tsp. concentrated love for others
* A drizzle of emotional awareness
* Arrogance to taste

''' Recipe for a Good Knight: (Needs a fresh twist)'''
* 7 whole virtues, trimmed & peeled
* 12oz tenderloin steak
* ¼ cup courtly manners
* 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar

'''Recipe for a Good Frog (Getting stale, needs a new approach)'''
* A pinch of excitement
* 1/2 cup jumping ability
* 1 croaked onion
* 2 cups pond water (salted to taste)
''I'm always looking for new recipes, so whenever you find an especially tasty one, add it to my sheet.''

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'''Tired Old Frog'''

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As much as I would like to pretend I’m going to be a spry young frog forever, I have to admit I’m getting older. When my Track fills up, write down a telltale sign of my age on my sheet (a gray spot / stiff
joints / needs glasses / etc.) and replace this Journey with “The Glory Days.”