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When Johnny comes marching home again,
MONGO es comin ta town agin, <br>
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hoodah! Hoohah!
 
<br>
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party <br>
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hoochah! Hoopah! <br>
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
<br>
The ladies they will all turn out
Yer men will run and boys will pout <br>
 
Da girly girlies will all come out<br>
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
 
<br> <br>
The old church bell will peal with joy
Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br>
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Doodah! Huzzah! <br>
To welcome home our darling boy,
You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br>
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Meemah! Pootah! <br>
The village lads and lassies say
<br>
With roses they will strew the way,
This stoopid town will cry today <br>
 
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br>
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.
 
<br>  <br>
Get ready for the Jubilee,
Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br>
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br>
We'll give the hero three times three,
Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br>
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Blah! Blaaaah! <br>
 
<br>
The laurel wreath is ready now
Go an get Mongo some coffee right now<br>
To place upon his loyal brow
Mongo can drink more than a cow<br>
 
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br>
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
<br>  <br>
 
We smash an pound for fun all day <br>
Let love and friendship on that day,
Noonah! Noonah! <br>
Hurrah, hurrah!
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br>
Their choicest pleasures then display,
Susay, Sushah! <br>
Hurrah, hurrah!
<br>
And let each one perform some part,
An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br>
To fill with joy the warrior's heart,
When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,<br> 
 
And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home
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[[V&V meets M&M in ... "PROJECT VIGILANCE"]]
[[V&V meets M&M in ... "PROJECT VIGILANCE"]]

Latest revision as of 22:22, 27 December 2006

MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN[edit]

Sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home.


MONGO es comin ta town agin,
Hoodah! Hoohah!
Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party
Hoochah! Hoopah!

Yer men will run and boys will pout
Da girly girlies will all come out
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.

Me smash Smith Tower like a toy
Doodah! Huzzah!
You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,
Meemah! Pootah!

This stoopid town will cry today
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.

Get ready to run, jump and flee,
Hoodee! Hoo-hah!
Me eat maybe a policman or three,
Blah! Blaaaah!

Go an get Mongo some coffee right now
Mongo can drink more than a cow
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.


We smash an pound for fun all day
Noonah! Noonah!
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,
Susay, Sushah!

An Mongo friends say he real smart,
When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,
And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.


V&V meets M&M in ... "PROJECT VIGILANCE"

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