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| A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in an Amarillo Theater.
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| When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,
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| "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
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| The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
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| The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there
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| I'm going to have to call the manager."
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| Once again, the cowboy just groaned.
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| The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
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| returned with the manager.
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| Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with
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| no success. Finally they summoned the police.
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| The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
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| buddy what's your name?"
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| "Sam," the cowboy moaned.
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| "Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
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| With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony..."
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