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- [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4056129&postcount=47 Moochava]
- [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4056129&postcount=47 Moochava]
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"My god, that's the dumbest beast I've ever heard of. Seriously, this is worse than a modron that rides an owlbear into battle wielding a gun that shoots svirfneblin."
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"GM: "The super Nazi closes on you."
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Player 1: "Er... Don't shoot, I'm Hitler!"
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GM: "Right, roll for it, oh bugger. Right what skill have you got in German?"
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Player 1: "Er [checks his sheet] none at all."
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Player 2: "Tell him that you forgot how to speak German after the brain-transplant. It was a side-effect or something."
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Player 1: "Yes! That's the one!""
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-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7112479&postcount=16 celebrityomnipath]
 
"Because you know nothing says gritty fantasy like a whacky leprechaun knifing you in the junk..."
 
-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4014128&postcount=52 Ab3]

Latest revision as of 03:23, 6 December 2007

A list of great quotes from the RPGNet forums, complete with links to the discussion.


"B__: Why slip over the wall and drop the steaks off when we can light our meat cart on fire and push it down a hill into the wall, where it'll smash through, hurling flaming meat through the air and lighting the lions on fire when they try to eat the flaming meat?
WP&P: That makes sense."

- Moochava

"My god, that's the dumbest beast I've ever heard of. Seriously, this is worse than a modron that rides an owlbear into battle wielding a gun that shoots svirfneblin."

-randomgamer8466

"GM: "The super Nazi closes on you." Player 1: "Er... Don't shoot, I'm Hitler!" GM: "Right, roll for it, oh bugger. Right what skill have you got in German?" Player 1: "Er [checks his sheet] none at all." Player 2: "Tell him that you forgot how to speak German after the brain-transplant. It was a side-effect or something." Player 1: "Yes! That's the one!""

-celebrityomnipath

"Because you know nothing says gritty fantasy like a whacky leprechaun knifing you in the junk..."

-Ab3

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