"Mongo's Coming To Town": Difference between revisions

From RPGnet
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older editNewer edit →
No edit summary
No edit summary
Line 3: Line 3:




When Johnny comes marching home again, <br>  
MONGO es comin ta town agin, <br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hoodah! Hoohah!
<br>  
<br>  
We'll give him a hearty welcome then <br>  
Gimme a big welcome party <br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
Hoochah! Hoopah! <br>  
The men will cheer and the boys will shout<br>  
Mans are dumb and boys will pout <br>  
The ladies they will all turn out<br>  
The girly girlies will all come out<br>  
<br>  
<br>  
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
<br>  
<br>  
The old church bell will peal with joy<br>  
Me smash Smith Tower like a little toy <br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
Doodah! Huzzah! <br>  
To welcome home our darling boy,<br>  
To welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
Meemah! Pootah! <br>  
The village lads and lassies say<br>  
This stoopid town will cry today <br>  
With roses they will strew the way,<br>  
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br>  
<br>  
<br>  
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
<br>  
<br>  
Get ready for the Jubilee,<br>  
Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br>  
We'll give the hero three times three,<br>  
Me may eat a policman or three,<br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
Blah! Blaaaah! <br>  
<br>  
<br>  
The laurel wreath is ready now<br>  
Go an get Mongo some coffee and turkey now<br>  
To place upon his loyal brow<br>  
Mongo can eat more than a cow<br>  
<br>  
<br>  
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.<br>  
And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.<br>  
<br>  
<br>  
Let love and friendship on that day,<br>  
We smash an pound for fun all day <br>  
Hurrah, hurrah!<br>  
Noonah! Noonah! <br>  
Their choicest pleasures then display,<br>  
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br>  
Hurrah, hurrah!<br>  
Susay, Sushah! <br>  
And let each one perform some part,<br>  
An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br>  
To fill with joy the warrior's heart,<br>  
When dey steal an take yer city apart,<br>  
<br>  
<br>  
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home<br>
And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
<br>  
<br>  


Revision as of 22:13, 27 December 2006

MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN

Sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home.


MONGO es comin ta town agin,
Hoodah! Hoohah!
Gimme a big welcome party
Hoochah! Hoopah!
Mans are dumb and boys will pout
The girly girlies will all come out

And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
Me smash Smith Tower like a little toy
Doodah! Huzzah!
To welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,
Meemah! Pootah!
This stoopid town will cry today
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,

And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
Get ready to run, jump and flee,
Hoodee! Hoo-hah!
Me may eat a policman or three,
Blah! Blaaaah!

Go an get Mongo some coffee and turkey now
Mongo can eat more than a cow

And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.

We smash an pound for fun all day
Noonah! Noonah!
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,
Susay, Sushah!
An Mongo friends say he real smart,
When dey steal an take yer city apart,

And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.


V&V meets M&M in ... "PROJECT VIGILANCE"

Retrieved from "https://wiki.rpg.net/index.php?title=%22Mongo%27s_Coming_To_Town%22&oldid=39870"