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''a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns''
''a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns''


Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you need to tell.
Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you ''need'' to tell.


'''Bingos:'''
'''Bingos:'''
* Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
* Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
* Rescue someone else from peril.
* Rescue someone else from peril.
* Carry out a noble act with dignity.
* Carry out a noble act with dignity and poise.
* Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
* Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
* Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.
* Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.


'''Whoopsies:'''
'''Whoopsies:'''
* Assume I understand a situation.
* Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake.  
* Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
* Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
* Bite off more than I can chew.
* Bite off more than I can chew.
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* Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
* Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
* Banish.
* Banish.
Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste. Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.
* Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste.  
Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.


'''Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)'''
'''Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)'''
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* ¼ cup courtly manners
* ¼ cup courtly manners
* 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar
* 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar
'''Recipe for a Good Frog (Getting stale, needs a new approach)'''
* A pinch of excitement
* 1/2 cup jumping ability
* 1 croaked onion
* 2 cups pond water (salted to taste)
''I'm always looking for new recipes, so whenever you find an especially tasty one, add it to my sheet.''


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'''My True Form'''
'''Tired Old Frog'''
 
I wasn’t always a frog, but if I work hard perhaps I can regain my true form. (Is that how it works? Yazeba pursed her lips, but she didn’t say “No”). Whenever I do one of these things, check it off—but only if I faced the consequences.


{___} Volunteer for a task that’s far beyond me. <br>
{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{___}{___}{___}{___}
{XXX} Pick something up that’s far too heavy for my froggy body. <br>
{___} Avoid water for a day and get very dehydrated. <br>
{___} Dust off the ol’ suit of armor and take it for a spin. <br>
{___} Challenge someone to a duel (and most likely regret it) <br>


Once I’ve completed all of these Great Labors, surely I’ll be restored to his human form, right? Right?? Replace this journey with “My New Form.”
As much as I would like to pretend I’m going to be a spry young frog forever, I have to admit I’m getting older. When my Track fills up, write down a telltale sign of my age on my sheet (a gray spot / stiff
joints / needs glasses / etc.) and replace this Journey with “The Glory Days.”

Latest revision as of 18:28, 15 May 2023

A Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast character.

Parish
a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns

Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you need to tell.

Bingos:

  • Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
  • Rescue someone else from peril.
  • Carry out a noble act with dignity and poise.
  • Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
  • Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.

Whoopsies:

  • Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake.
  • Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
  • Bite off more than I can chew.
  • Lose track of reality while caught up in a flight of fancy.
  • Refuse to let go.

A Recipe for Parish:

  • Preheat 1 brave young fellow until gallant & knightly.
  • Braise lightly over dragonfire.
  • Introduce 1 princess, cursed to be a frog, and kiss.
  • Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
  • Banish.
  • Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste.

Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.

Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)

  • 1 cup chopped obsession
  • 1 tsp. concentrated love for others
  • A drizzle of emotional awareness
  • Arrogance to taste

Recipe for a Good Knight: (Needs a fresh twist)

  • 7 whole virtues, trimmed & peeled
  • 12oz tenderloin steak
  • ¼ cup courtly manners
  • 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar

Recipe for a Good Frog (Getting stale, needs a new approach)

  • A pinch of excitement
  • 1/2 cup jumping ability
  • 1 croaked onion
  • 2 cups pond water (salted to taste)

I'm always looking for new recipes, so whenever you find an especially tasty one, add it to my sheet.

Tired Old Frog

{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{___}{___}{___}{___}

As much as I would like to pretend I’m going to be a spry young frog forever, I have to admit I’m getting older. When my Track fills up, write down a telltale sign of my age on my sheet (a gray spot / stiff joints / needs glasses / etc.) and replace this Journey with “The Glory Days.”

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