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5101 exemption from punishment for violation of rules 5095 and 5096 will hereby be extended to anyone involved in the recent scheming...
5102 Cabin boy is not the Boy Wonder.
5103 I know he does wondrous things, that's not what I'm referring to and you know it...
5104 Yeah he is an agile little sprite...well that's what cabin boys Do...
5105 WHAT!! US being Gay for each other does not make him my sidek... :bigeyes: !!! WE ARE NOT GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!!
5106 :rant:STOP SNICKERING!! THAT'S IT! Anyone referring to the cabin boy or the captain as being; gay for each other, the dynamic duo or any derivatives there of; will be dipped in holy water, tarred, feathered, liquid keelhauled, then keelhauled
5107 NO I would still be this sensitive about this if I wasn't bat...
5108 FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME I AM NOT BATMAN!!! 5094. I am not allowed to screw around with time. 5095. We all know that Norbaz chilli is spiked, but can everyone stop taking credit for it? 5096. Musnt encourage a demon to possess the chilli. 5097. Terra, just because you have a thing for Lisa, that doesnt mean Devon and Michael will stop making passes at you. 5098. They make passes at just about anything humanoid and female. 5099. Just ask Michael about the medusa incident. 5100. Devons poetry is not to be used to interrogate prisoners. 5101. We do have -some- humanity, after all. 5102. Pholly is hereby forbidden to ferment the chilli. 5103. Next person to spike the coffee....dies. 5104. No trial. 5105. No appeal. 5106. DIES. 5107: Terra is no longer allowed to enter drinking contests. We simply don’t have the storage capacity. 5108: No, not even if you can make the stuff yourse-what? Seriously? 5109: I stick by 5107. I agreed to let you use the crew as guinea pigs, but NO ONE messes with MY booze. 5110. Lisa is not your own, personal Jesus. 5111. This means you, Michael. 5112. The captain, on the other hand.... 5113. She isnt much on forgiving, either. 5114. She does hand out a lot of 'blessed beatings', though. 5115. Jaela is not, in any way, shape or form, the personal Jesus of anyone on this bucket. 5116. Yes, this means you. 5117. Until further notice, Norbaz' 12 alarm chili is food. 5118. It is not a weapon. 514- it is NOT the end of the world as we know it, and you do NOT feel fine
515- THIS IS NOT THE HMS PINAFORE 516 you cannot fly in Sharn 517 nor can you use a smole ladder to climb through sharn 518 you are NOT Long John Silver, even if you have a pet lobster and one leg 519 the first mate is not to be referred to as Mr. Arrow 520 iam not Captain Smallet 514- we do NOT reed to take the left turn at albaquerquie 5124: Pholly and Phollie are now two seperate entities. 5125: It is imaterial that we made up Phollie. 5126: Phollie is not made of straw. 5127: No, he does not need to see the wizard for a brain. 5128: Ketler, get to work on making Phollie a body before reality collapses and we all die. 5129: Ketler, read rule 5126, AGAIN! 5130: V, just because Terra commands hordes of animals and is apparently freaked out by very little, it does not mean you can refer to her as "fearless leader"
5131: Nor does she employ this "Moose and Squirrel" you keep talking about
5132: Well, ok, she probably does employ at least some members of those species, but that's beside the point
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