Sheol Transcripts
SHEOL ARCHIVES: TRANSCRIPT MISC. 01
PENDRAGON: Thank you for meeting with me in person, Sir. I was led to believe that this is not something you do very often.
PENDRAGON ATTEMPTS TO INITIATE HANDSHAKE.
BURNS: I only meet in person with those who are important to this facilities mission. There are now three.
AWKWARD SILENCE
BURNS: As of today you are responsible for both Sheol's public and legal integrity and the success of it's proactive operations. I would only task a person with so much responsibilities if that person was supremely competent or if I had absolutely no other choice.
PENDRAGON: I'm honored.
BURNS: Don't be. The only other candidate for field team leader declined.
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Johann Faust is almost 500 years old. He sold his soul to the devil. Two hundred years later he broke into hell and stole it back. He is perpetually middle aged. Burns looks a lot like a young Clint Eastwood Arthur dresses like Pheonix Write and looks like Gil Graham from Nanoha.
SHEOL ARCHIVES: TRANSCRIPT MISC. 02
RECREATION FACILITY 00 (FAUST LAB)
BURNS: You wanted to see me Professor?
FAUST: Ah! Yes, yes, its good to see you Ulysses. We don't talk nearly enough.
BURNS: I agree. However, as I noted casual conversations should not be scheduled through official channels.
FAUST: No no no, I remember. This is important. Its about Friday's Q&A session ((LINK TO VIDEO FILE)). Fine job by the way. You were terrifying. Its just- you made a comment about Bialobog.
BURNS: I was asked if, in the event that the world found it necessary to imprison him, could Sheol hold him.
FAUST: And you said yes! I'm just worried if it was a good idea. Sure it makes us sound good, by lying to the press is totally out of character for BURNS: I don't lie, Johann.
FAUST: oh
DURING THIS PERIOD FAUST STOPS TINKERING
BURNS: I have lunch free on Tuesday. We'll talk again then. Thanks you for your concern Professor.
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SHEOL ARCHIVES: TRANSCRIPT MISC. 03
PENDRAGON: You wanted to see me sir?
BURNS: You noted during your intake interview that the sword popularly known as Excalibur was actually a device of extra terestrial origin.
PENDRAGON: Yes, it was passed to me by its previous wielder, a friend of Merlin, when she died.
BURNS PASSES A FILE ((LINK TO FILE)) TO PENDRAGON
BURNS: Intelligence suggests that this individual currently is bound to the artifact.
PENDRAGON: Why are you giving this to me?
BURNS: I thought you would want to know.
PENDRAGON: I never took you as a man of sentimentality.
BURNS: Fostering good relations with powerful individuals and organizations is an explicit part of Sheol's mission.
PENDRAGON: I hope you don't mind if I chose to believe you are doing this for more personal reasons sir.
BURNS: Just don't make it a habit.
PENDRAGON LAUGHS
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