Forgotten Freedom:Warnings about what it's like to be linked to Thyrs, the Dragon of Water.
One: You will want to grow your hair long and get a tan.
Two: You may find yourself saying "Gnarly" and "Righteous" when you like something.
Third: Your vocabulary may diminish until you mostly use "like" and various exclamatory sounds to describe an event.
Fourth: Any time you jump into waves you will hear a voice say "Wipeout!" followed by a piece of guitar music.
Fifth and most Important: You will have a compulsion to call everyone "Dude".