Difference between revisions of ""Mongo's Coming To Town""

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When Johnny comes marching home again, <br>  
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MONGO es comin ta town agin, <br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!
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Hoodah! Hoohah!
 
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<br>  
We'll give him a hearty welcome then <br>  
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Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party <br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
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Hoochah! Hoopah! <br>  
The men will cheer and the boys will shout<br>  
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<br>
The ladies they will all turn out<br>  
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Yer men will run and boys will pout <br>  
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Da girly girlies will all come out<br>
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And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
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Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br>
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Doodah! Huzzah! <br>
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You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br>
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Meemah! Pootah! <br>
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<br>
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This stoopid town will cry today <br>
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'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br>
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And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.
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Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br>
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Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br>
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Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br>
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Blah! Blaaaah! <br>  
 
<br>  
 
<br>  
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
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Go an get Mongo some coffee right now<br>  
<br>
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Mongo can drink more than a cow<br>  
The old church bell will peal with joy<br>
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And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>
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<br> <br>
To welcome home our darling boy,<br>
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We smash an pound for fun all day <br>  
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>
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Noonah! Noonah! <br>  
The village lads and lassies say<br>
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Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br>  
With roses they will strew the way,<br>  
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Susay, Sushah! <br>  
<br>  
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<br>
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
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An Mongo friends say he real smart,<br>  
<br>  
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When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,<br>
Get ready for the Jubilee,<br>  
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And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
 
We'll give the hero three times three,<br>  
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!<br>  
 
<br>
 
The laurel wreath is ready now<br>
 
To place upon his loyal brow<br>
 
<br>
 
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.<br>
 
<br>
 
Let love and friendship on that day,<br>  
 
Hurrah, hurrah!<br>  
 
Their choicest pleasures then display,<br>  
 
Hurrah, hurrah!<br>  
 
And let each one perform some part,<br>  
 
To fill with joy the warrior's heart,<br>
 
<br>
 
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home<br>
 
 
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Latest revision as of 15:22, 27 December 2006

MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN[edit]

Sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home.


MONGO es comin ta town agin,
Hoodah! Hoohah!
Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party
Hoochah! Hoopah!

Yer men will run and boys will pout
Da girly girlies will all come out
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.

Me smash Smith Tower like a toy
Doodah! Huzzah!
You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,
Meemah! Pootah!

This stoopid town will cry today
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.

Get ready to run, jump and flee,
Hoodee! Hoo-hah!
Me eat maybe a policman or three,
Blah! Blaaaah!

Go an get Mongo some coffee right now
Mongo can drink more than a cow
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.


We smash an pound for fun all day
Noonah! Noonah!
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,
Susay, Sushah!

An Mongo friends say he real smart,
When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,
And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.



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