Difference between revisions of ""Mongo's Coming To Town""
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Da girly girlies will all come out<br> | Da girly girlies will all come out<br> | ||
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town. | And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town. | ||
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Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br> | Me smash Smith Tower like a toy <br> | ||
Doodah! Huzzah! <br> | Doodah! Huzzah! <br> | ||
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You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br> | You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,<br> | ||
Meemah! Pootah! <br> | Meemah! Pootah! <br> | ||
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'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br> | 'Cause all your supers are girly gay,<br> | ||
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town. | And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town. | ||
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Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br> | Get ready to run, jump and flee,<br> | ||
Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br> | Hoodee! Hoo-hah! <br> | ||
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Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br> | Me eat maybe a policman or three,<br> | ||
Blah! Blaaaah! <br> | Blah! Blaaaah! <br> | ||
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Mongo can drink more than a cow<br> | Mongo can drink more than a cow<br> | ||
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br> | And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.<br> | ||
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We smash an pound for fun all day <br> | We smash an pound for fun all day <br> | ||
Noonah! Noonah! <br> | Noonah! Noonah! <br> | ||
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Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br> | Until yer brains are mushy an gray,<br> | ||
Susay, Sushah! <br> | Susay, Sushah! <br> | ||
Latest revision as of 15:22, 27 December 2006
MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN[edit]
Sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home.
MONGO es comin ta town agin,
Hoodah! Hoohah!
Gim Mongo a big ol welcome party
Hoochah! Hoopah!
Yer men will run and boys will pout
Da girly girlies will all come out
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
Me smash Smith Tower like a toy
Doodah! Huzzah!
You'll welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,
Meemah! Pootah!
This stoopid town will cry today
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,
And you'll all pee yer pants when MONGO es comin ta town.
Get ready to run, jump and flee,
Hoodee! Hoo-hah!
Me eat maybe a policman or three,
Blah! Blaaaah!
Go an get Mongo some coffee right now
Mongo can drink more than a cow
And you'll all hide under beds when MONGO es comin ta town.
We smash an pound for fun all day
Noonah! Noonah!
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,
Susay, Sushah!
An Mongo friends say he real smart,
When dey steal an take Emeral City apart,
And you'll all die screamin when MONGO es comin ta town.
