"Mongo's Coming To Town"
MONGO'S COMING TO TOWN AGAIN
Sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home.
MONGO es comin ta town agin,
Hoodah! Hoohah!
Gimme a big welcome party
Hoochah! Hoopah!
Mans are dumb and boys will pout
The girly girlies will all come out
And you'll all be scaried, when Mongo es comin ta town.
Me smash Smith Tower like a little toy
Doodah! Huzzah!
To welcome Mongo da big ol' boy,
Meemah! Pootah!
This stoopid town will cry today
'Cause all your supers are girly gay,
And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
Get ready to run, jump and flee,
Hoodee! Hoo-hah!
Me may eat a policman or three,
Blah! Blaaaah!
Go an get Mongo some coffee and turkey now
Mongo can eat more than a cow
And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
We smash an pound for fun all day
Noonah! Noonah!
Until yer brains are mushy an gray,
Susay, Sushah!
An Mongo friends say he real smart,
When dey steal an take yer city apart,
And you'll all be sorry when MONGO es comin ta town.
