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'''Arden:'''  I’m not doing anything bad.  He’s the one that’s trying to hit me with the stun stick.<br>
 
'''Arden:'''  I’m not doing anything bad.  He’s the one that’s trying to hit me with the stun stick.<br>
 
'''Rina:''' You’re ''antagonizing'' them. ''Stop'' it. <br><br>
 
'''Rina:''' You’re ''antagonizing'' them. ''Stop'' it. <br><br>
 
  
 
'''Rina:''' Would you ''please'' stand down?<br>
 
'''Rina:''' Would you ''please'' stand down?<br>
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'''Kappa:'''  You definitely have a comrade here.  Arden is very similar to you.<br>
 
'''Kappa:'''  You definitely have a comrade here.  Arden is very similar to you.<br>
 
'''Joshua:''' I feel like somebody’s been insulted. I’m just not sure who it is.<br><br>
 
'''Joshua:''' I feel like somebody’s been insulted. I’m just not sure who it is.<br><br>
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'''Joshua:''' You seem nice, minus from the whole making Arden scream like a g—<br>
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'''Kappa:'''  I will say that he’s partially responsible for what happened.<br>
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'''Joshua:'''  That doesn’t really surprise me, to be honest. <br><br>
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'''Joshua:''' A source … told me that I could basically find answers here. And that’s really as far as I want to go. I understand that you’re—<br>
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'''Kappa:''' All right. Kill the girl.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' Excuse me?<br><br>
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'''Joshua:''' ''Hold on''.<br>
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'''Nika:''' (to Joshua) Stop [[Episode 511: A Matter Of Leverage, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE|''tā mā de zuǒyòu'']] with them.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' I’m not ''tā mā de zuǒyòu'' with them. For Pete’s sake, Captain. <br><br>
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'''Guard:''' You aren’t going to try to escape, are you?<br>
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'''Kiera:''' No, but it would be nice if you could take this thing off before it cuts off circulation. (holds her hands out behind her)<br>
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'''Guard:''' (sighs) That would be nice, but I’m not allowed to do it. Sorry.<br><br>
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(The guard leaves and shuts the door.  Kiera huffs at his back.)<br>
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'''Kiera:''' We’re in a ''cell''.<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' Did you get anything?<br>
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'''Joshua:''' Yes.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' What’s her limits?<br>
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'''Joshua:''' I don’t think she has any. At least, not that I noticed so far.<br><br>
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'''Kiera:''' Wake up, beautiful. C’mon. (boot!) C’mon.<br>
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'''Arden:''' (blinking awake) Ow.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' There we go! See? He’s fine.<br>
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'''Arden:''' Ow.<br><br>
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'''Kiera:''' So .. what knocked you out and what knocked him out?<br>
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'''Rina:''' Long story short?<br>
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'''Kiera:''' Well, that would be nice. <br><br>
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'''Rina:''' (nods to Arden) He was being an ass. They hit him with a dart. And he started screaming—<br>
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'''Arden:''' I was not being an ass.<br>
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'''Rina:''' Oh, yes you were.<br>
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'''Arden:''' No I wasn’t.<br>
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'''Joshua and Kiera together:''' ''Okay!''<br><br>
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'''Arden:''' I’m not surprised they gave you something less what than I got. ''You were being cooperative with them''.<br>
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'''Rina:''' We were outnumbered. We were outgunned. ''Our hands were tied''.<br>
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'''Arden:''' So we had to cooperate?<br>
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'''Kiera:''' That seems a good idea.<br>
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'''Nika:''' It was the ''smart'' thing to do, Arden.<br>
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'''Arden:''' Yeah, but if they wanted to put me in a prison, they would have to ''put'' me in a prison . I wasn’t going to ''walk'' into it.<br><br>
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'''Kiera:''' (off Nika’s look) Okay, we’ll give him this: great amounts of intelligence …<br>
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'''Nika:''' Itty bitty common sense.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' Not a bit. ‘Smart like rock’.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' (again!) She wouldn’t tell you her name?<br>
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'''Nika:''' (to Arden) That’s what you took a stand on?<br>
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'''Kiera:''' Do you want to ''do'' her? Why is the name important? I don’t understand.<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' ''Sit down''.<br>
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'''Rina:''' I just got up.<br>
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'''Nika:''' What part of ''sit tight'' didn’t you catch?<br>
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'''Joshua:''' I think it was the ‘sit’ part.  Maybe the ‘tight’ part.<br><br>
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(In response to Rina's banging her head on the wall in frustration:)
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'''Kiera:''' Hey, that’s a good dance beat. (fakes a jig)<br><br>
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'''Rina:''' (bitterly) [[Episode 511: A Matter Of Leverage, Special Features#HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN| ''Bozhe moi''.]] Of all the stupid freaking secret bases stocked with Readers we had to walk into, ''it had to be one where they knew you''. <br> <br>
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'''Kiera:''' It’s not like there’s a planet of them—''Is'' there a planet of you?<br>
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'''Arden:''' I really hope not.<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' No. Let me put it to you this way. Where do Readers, in general, work? Who do they work for?<br>
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'''Joshua:''' (grinning, despite) The cola company.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' I hate that stupid cola.<br><br>
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'''Kiera:''' So the question is do we ask her if she’s on our side or not.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' But I don’t like her techniques.<br>
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'''Nika:''' You don’t have to.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' You don’t like my techniques. I do the same thing.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' You’re right. I don’t.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' See?<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' I think that maybe you should hold off on doing that. If they have Readers in here that they are knocking out if they believe them to be broadcasting in any fashion, I think that might be not prudent.  Because the next thing they do may be to come in through the door and shut ''you'' down.<br>
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'''Rina:''' Or scramble his brains from a distance.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' (to Rina) Really?<br>
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'''Nika:''' A little from Column A, a little from Column B.  You know, I’m thinking maybe opening up your brain that’s not on medication right now—.<br> 
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'''Kiera:''' (interrupting) How could they do that?<br>
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'''Rina:''' Try MKULTRA.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' But—!<br>
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'''Rina:''' Doesn’t anybody read history anymore? <br><br>
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'''Joshua:''' So … I think we’ll sit here for a little while.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' There’s not a bathroom in here to save our soul, is there?<br><br>
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'''Arden:''' I just want the binding off.<br>
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'''Nika:''' Yes, and I said ''don’t''. <br>
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'''Arden:''''''Why?<br>
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'''Kiera:''' What would you do with it off?<br>
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'''Arden:''' I’d be more comfortable.<br>
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'''Nika:''' I don’t want you to be comfortable.<br>
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'''Rina:''' (muttering) I can get behind that.<br><br>
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'''Nika:''' You tellin’ me they got kids in here? No wonder she tazed the crap out of us.<br><br>
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'''Kappa:''' Well, I told them she wasn’t ready. But … they decided to send her anyway and she tipped you off. Luckily, it all worked out okay. Nobody got hurt. (to Arden) Well, except you. <br><br>
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'''Joshua:''' (to Nika) You should really change your name to a Delta or an Alpha. You’d get a lot more from—<br>
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'''Nika:''' Honey, I ''am'' an Alpha.<br><br>
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'''Kiera:''' Well that was a big giant clue by four and I need some sleep. Cuz I won’t be sleeping for, well, the next … forever.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' Okay. Have fun. See you on the other side, etc.<br>
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'''Kiera:''' Yeah. Don’t die.<br>
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'''Joshua:''' I can’t make that promise, it seems.<br><br>
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'''Kappa:''' Keep in mind, I can Read all your minds so don’t bother trying to escape.<br>
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''''Kiera:''' Okay, then mine is saying, ‘yawn’. (a beat) Oh wait, ‘I gotta pee’ is in there somewhere.<br>
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'''Arden:''' My thoughts are being redacted right now.<br><br>
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'''Part Three:'''<br>
  
 
== '''''HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE''''' ==
 
== '''''HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE''''' ==

Revision as of 19:51, 18 April 2011



GALLERY OF GUEST STARS

POSTCARDS FROM THE 'VERSE

DIALOGUE TO REWIND FOR

Part One:
Joshua: Which, to be honest, it’s better than the fast going it could be.
Nika: Yeah, it could be the fast luge out of control. The fast luge to hell.
Joshua: (Ya think?) I feel like there’s some irony in that.
(Nika nearly slips and falls to her death...)
Nika: Some days the fast luge to hell is better.

Arden: So what kind of facility is this? Other than secret?
Director: Who did you come with?
Arden: Her. (nods at Rina)
Rina: I’m sorry but my ‘I’m with Stupid’ shirt is in the laundry.

Arden: I asked a question. I still haven’t gotten an answer on it. What kind of facility is this, other than secret?
Director: It must have been something worth you breaking into.
Arden: Maybe it was just curiosity.

Director: Just taze him if he doesn’t cooperate.
Arden: He can use his tazer all he wants to. I’m still not cooperating.

Rina: You know, I’m tempted to let him tazer you to teach you not to be such a stubborn ass.
Arden: That’s cuz you love me.
Rina: Yeah, to love like this is to hate forever.

Kiera: Of course if we slip, we’ll snowball down the hill and we’ll have it made.
Joshua: No.

Rina: Behave!
Arden: I’m not doing anything bad. He’s the one that’s trying to hit me with the stun stick.
Rina: You’re antagonizing them. Stop it.

Rina: Would you please stand down?
Arden: I’m not doing anything! They’re the ones shooting.
Director: Walk to the door.
Arden: The front door? Sure. Which way is it?
Rina: (to Arden) That. That’s what I mean. Enough with the smart ass.

Joshua: I wonder what they’re doing in there?
Kiera: You mean you don’t know?
Nika: Getting in trouble, if I know them.

Joshua: I like fun but I have my limits.
Nika: Are you whining at me?
Joshua: No.

Joshua: Okay. Now what?
Kiera: Let’s just sit here and plan, cuz it’s warmer that it was a minute ago.
Joshua: Do we have a plan? Should we have a plan?

Nika: Well in general we do better with all five of us trying to break out than we do with some of us breaking in and some of us breaking out.
Joshua: Our annoyance level is extremely high when all five of us are together. Most people can’t handle that in one concentrated dose.

Nika: You’re going to make me climb back up there again?
Kiera: Of course.
Nika: Really?
Kiera: Yes!

Woman: I’m trying to reach … Joshua? Joshua, are you there?
Joshua: (keying earpiece) You’ve reached Joshua.
Woman: Please hold for a call from Arden.
Arden: AAUUUGGHH—!

Nika: So I wonder what Arden did?
Kiera: He was Arden. I wonder if it would it hurt her feelings to say I vaguely enjoyed that? So it’s not affected by me at all?
Joshua: It hurts my feelings. Nobody deserves that. Not even Arden.
Nika: There are days when I really want to make him do it.

Kiera: (off Joshua’s look) Empathy means that you understand. Sympathy is the warm and fuzzy feeling. Empathy means ‘I’ve walked a mile in your moccasins, but it does not incline me in any shape or form’. Sympathy means you feel bad about it. I’m not about sympathy.

Nika: (to Kiera) So what are we gonna do? You’re gonna let him go all by himself.
Kiera: Well, sure.
Nika: And then they’re gonna say, ‘And who else is with you?’ And he’s gonna say ‘Nobody’, and we’re gonna sneak back up to the top, we’re gonna slide down the thing, and there’s gonna be six guards sittin’ there with a gun waitin’ for us. And Joshua has now lied. And so whatever possibility we have of negotiating our way out of this is gone.

Nika: Why don’t we see what the hell’s going on in there first?
Kiera: (sighing) I don’t want to sound like Arden just did. Just for the record.

Kiera: Of course, my rapier wit and my razor sharp tongue and …
Joshua: All those things are what got Arden into trouble.
Nika: We don’t know that. Because he doesn’t have a rapier sharp wit and I know he doesn’t have a razor sharp tongue.

Nika: You do realize, do you not, that she sent you to help her friends. For all we know, these are her friends.

Joshua: So … how ’bout that local sports team?
Kiera: Woo. I enjoyed that. That was fun.

Woman: Well, you’re a mess.

Joshua: (curt) Hah. Hi. I’m Joshua. Who the hell are you?


Part Two:
Woman: You can call me Kappa.
Joshua: Kappa. Great. I love pseudonyms.

Kappa: What brought you to St. Albans?
Joshua: Oh. It was a ship and we flew here.
Kappa: You definitely have a comrade here. Arden is very similar to you.
Joshua: I feel like somebody’s been insulted. I’m just not sure who it is.

Joshua: You seem nice, minus from the whole making Arden scream like a g—
Kappa: I will say that he’s partially responsible for what happened.
Joshua: That doesn’t really surprise me, to be honest.

Joshua: A source … told me that I could basically find answers here. And that’s really as far as I want to go. I understand that you’re—
Kappa: All right. Kill the girl.
Joshua: Excuse me?

Joshua: Hold on.
Nika: (to Joshua) Stop tā mā de zuǒyòu with them.
Joshua: I’m not tā mā de zuǒyòu with them. For Pete’s sake, Captain.

Guard: You aren’t going to try to escape, are you?
Kiera: No, but it would be nice if you could take this thing off before it cuts off circulation. (holds her hands out behind her)
Guard: (sighs) That would be nice, but I’m not allowed to do it. Sorry.

(The guard leaves and shuts the door. Kiera huffs at his back.)
Kiera: We’re in a cell.

Nika: Did you get anything?
Joshua: Yes.
Kiera: What’s her limits?
Joshua: I don’t think she has any. At least, not that I noticed so far.

Kiera: Wake up, beautiful. C’mon. (boot!) C’mon.
Arden: (blinking awake) Ow.
Kiera: There we go! See? He’s fine.
Arden: Ow.

Kiera: So .. what knocked you out and what knocked him out?
Rina: Long story short?
Kiera: Well, that would be nice.

Rina: (nods to Arden) He was being an ass. They hit him with a dart. And he started screaming—
Arden: I was not being an ass.
Rina: Oh, yes you were.
Arden: No I wasn’t.
Joshua and Kiera together: Okay!

Arden: I’m not surprised they gave you something less what than I got. You were being cooperative with them.
Rina: We were outnumbered. We were outgunned. Our hands were tied.
Arden: So we had to cooperate?
Kiera: That seems a good idea.
Nika: It was the smart thing to do, Arden.
Arden: Yeah, but if they wanted to put me in a prison, they would have to put me in a prison . I wasn’t going to walk into it.

Kiera: (off Nika’s look) Okay, we’ll give him this: great amounts of intelligence …
Nika: Itty bitty common sense.
Kiera: Not a bit. ‘Smart like rock’.

Kiera: (again!) She wouldn’t tell you her name?
Nika: (to Arden) That’s what you took a stand on?
Kiera: Do you want to do her? Why is the name important? I don’t understand.

Nika: Sit down.
Rina: I just got up.
Nika: What part of sit tight didn’t you catch?
Joshua: I think it was the ‘sit’ part. Maybe the ‘tight’ part.

(In response to Rina's banging her head on the wall in frustration:) Kiera: Hey, that’s a good dance beat. (fakes a jig)

Rina: (bitterly) Bozhe moi. Of all the stupid freaking secret bases stocked with Readers we had to walk into, it had to be one where they knew you.

Kiera: It’s not like there’s a planet of them—Is there a planet of you?
Arden: I really hope not.

Nika: No. Let me put it to you this way. Where do Readers, in general, work? Who do they work for?
Joshua: (grinning, despite) The cola company.
Kiera: I hate that stupid cola.

Kiera: So the question is do we ask her if she’s on our side or not.
Joshua: But I don’t like her techniques.
Nika: You don’t have to.
Kiera: You don’t like my techniques. I do the same thing.
Joshua: You’re right. I don’t.
Kiera: See?

Nika: I think that maybe you should hold off on doing that. If they have Readers in here that they are knocking out if they believe them to be broadcasting in any fashion, I think that might be not prudent. Because the next thing they do may be to come in through the door and shut you down.
Rina: Or scramble his brains from a distance.
Joshua: (to Rina) Really?
Nika: A little from Column A, a little from Column B. You know, I’m thinking maybe opening up your brain that’s not on medication right now—.
Kiera: (interrupting) How could they do that?
Rina: Try MKULTRA.
Kiera: But—!
Rina: Doesn’t anybody read history anymore?

Joshua: So … I think we’ll sit here for a little while.
Kiera: There’s not a bathroom in here to save our soul, is there?

Arden: I just want the binding off.
Nika: Yes, and I said don’t.
Arden:'Why?
Kiera: What would you do with it off?
Arden: I’d be more comfortable.
Nika: I don’t want you to be comfortable.
Rina: (muttering) I can get behind that.

Nika: You tellin’ me they got kids in here? No wonder she tazed the crap out of us.

Kappa: Well, I told them she wasn’t ready. But … they decided to send her anyway and she tipped you off. Luckily, it all worked out okay. Nobody got hurt. (to Arden) Well, except you.

Joshua: (to Nika) You should really change your name to a Delta or an Alpha. You’d get a lot more from—
Nika: Honey, I am an Alpha.

Kiera: Well that was a big giant clue by four and I need some sleep. Cuz I won’t be sleeping for, well, the next … forever.
Joshua: Okay. Have fun. See you on the other side, etc.
Kiera: Yeah. Don’t die.
Joshua: I can’t make that promise, it seems.

Kappa: Keep in mind, I can Read all your minds so don’t bother trying to escape.
'Kiera: Okay, then mine is saying, ‘yawn’. (a beat) Oh wait, ‘I gotta pee’ is in there somewhere.
Arden: My thoughts are being redacted right now.


Part Three:

HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE

Part One:
màiguó biǎo zi = 賣國婊子 = my-gwoh b’yow zih = traitorous bitch Sound clip
huàidàn = 壞蛋 = h’why-dan = bad egg/scoundrel/bastard Sound clip

Part Two:
tā mā de zuǒyòu = 他妈的左右 = tah mah duh zoy-yoh = fucking around Sound clip
báichī = 白痴 = buy-chih = idiot Sound clip
fèn = 糞 = fehn = dung Sound clip

Part Five:
dà bèndàn = 大笨蛋 = dah buhn-dahn = big oaf Sound clip


HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN

Part One:
shliushka = шлюшка = shlee-oo-shka = slut Sound clip (Click on the backtranslate button to see the word in English)
yebani v’rot = Ебаны в рот = Yee-bah-nee v’roht = Holy shit!/Fucked in the mouth Sound clip (see also Rina’s Russian Glossary, Season One, Paths Not Taken )


Part Two:
bozhe moi! = Боже мой! = Boh-zheh moy! = My God! (exclamation) Sound clip


Part Four:
yob tvoyu mat' = Еб твою мать = yohb t’voy-yoo mahtz = Goddamn it! (Or more commonly Fuck your mother!) Sound clip
See also the Ukrainian variant: юб твою мать
bozhe moi! = Боже мой! = Boh-zheh moy! = My God! (exclamation) Sound clip


HOW TO SPEAK ICELANDIC

Part Five:
Brennt barn forðast eldinn! = brent barn for-dasst el-deen = A burnt child keeps away from fire. (Lit tr: Roasted baby avoid fire) Sound clip


UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

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