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3608. It is not funny to dare the redshirt to stick his tongue to the metal bands on the mast when is freezing out. | 3608. It is not funny to dare the redshirt to stick his tongue to the metal bands on the mast when is freezing out. | ||
| − | 3609. | + | 3609. Ok yes it is. |
3610. Whoever started in with these “carols” is getting that tree shoved up their bum... sideways... ornaments and all... I don’t care if Squishy IS still tied to it. | 3610. Whoever started in with these “carols” is getting that tree shoved up their bum... sideways... ornaments and all... I don’t care if Squishy IS still tied to it. | ||
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3624. You CANNOT worship Pun Pun. | 3624. You CANNOT worship Pun Pun. | ||
| − | 3625. The artificer cannot make | + | 3625. The artificer cannot make febreeze. |
3626. Or Sunny D. | 3626. Or Sunny D. | ||
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3677. The artifcer will refrain from expeimenting in new kinds of elemental binding. | 3677. The artifcer will refrain from expeimenting in new kinds of elemental binding. | ||
| − | 3678. Especialy vacuum elemental in the toilets | + | 3678. Especialy vacuum elemental in the toilets |
3679. And as soon as the healer has fixed me up so I can walk again, the vacuumized toilet that WAS made will be dismantled! | 3679. And as soon as the healer has fixed me up so I can walk again, the vacuumized toilet that WAS made will be dismantled! | ||
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3688. No one is allowed to graft, or commission the grafting of, fire elementals to sharks to give them laser vision. | 3688. No one is allowed to graft, or commission the grafting of, fire elementals to sharks to give them laser vision. | ||
| − | 3689. There is a spoon, but we damn well won't tell the cooky where it is, | + | 3689. There is a spoon, but we damn well won't tell the cooky where it is, its a murlonds spoon, the kind that makes endless gruel... |
3670. You will not use the spell "alter memory" to make the captain think something happened with Vol. | 3670. You will not use the spell "alter memory" to make the captain think something happened with Vol. | ||
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3672. Do not mention blood at every opportunity in front of Kaius. He'll just look at you quizzically. | 3672. Do not mention blood at every opportunity in front of Kaius. He'll just look at you quizzically. | ||
| − | 3673. We are not having roast Fastieth for dinner tonight; the halfling will be angry at | + | 3673. We are not having roast Fastieth for dinner tonight; the halfling will be angry at loosing his pet. |
3674: You may not bind elementals in hollow spheres painted red and white and call them Pokeballs. | 3674: You may not bind elementals in hollow spheres painted red and white and call them Pokeballs. | ||
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3753. But it's still fun to point it out and watch him melt down. | 3753. But it's still fun to point it out and watch him melt down. | ||
| − | 3754. I must not ask Marish for a 'warm fuzzy' feeling. | + | 3754. I must not ask Marish for a 'warm, fuzzy' feeling. |
3755. I must not hassle Marish about not shaving her legs. | 3755. I must not hassle Marish about not shaving her legs. | ||
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3809. So they said that I'd gone irrevocably insane, did they? | 3809. So they said that I'd gone irrevocably insane, did they? | ||
| − | 3810. You're not a soldier. You're a | + | 3810. You're not a soldier. You're a messanger boy filling our a grocery list. |
3811. And you don't see any method, do you? HA! | 3811. And you don't see any method, do you? HA! | ||
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3842. JAELAS FOR ALL!!! YAY!!!! | 3842. JAELAS FOR ALL!!! YAY!!!! | ||
| − | 3843. Due to the captain's poor health, Michael's weekly | + | 3843. Due to the captain's poor health, Michael's weekly mutany plans will be postponed until further notice. It just isn't as funny without him... |
3844. Even though he is crazy now, we can't convince the captain he is Batman. | 3844. Even though he is crazy now, we can't convince the captain he is Batman. | ||
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3884. To another Ketler-02 question, if the Communist is a hot redheaded Soviet Spy we can in fact mark her off the enemy category. | 3884. To another Ketler-02 question, if the Communist is a hot redheaded Soviet Spy we can in fact mark her off the enemy category. | ||
| − | 3885. Yes, Batman can beat up Daredevil to settle this age-old | + | 3885. Yes, Batman can beat up Daredevil to settle this age-old arguement between Ketler and V. |
3886. The Monk is forbidden from making the noise "WOH PAH" every time he hits someone. | 3886. The Monk is forbidden from making the noise "WOH PAH" every time he hits someone. | ||
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3988. Do not mention ANY of that stuff to Jaela Prime or you get keelhauled through the Silver Flame! | 3988. Do not mention ANY of that stuff to Jaela Prime or you get keelhauled through the Silver Flame! | ||
| − | 3989. This ship was not made by Akbar's | + | 3989. This ship was not made by Akbar's Airshps (Not Death Traps). |
3990. It was made by Jeff's Deathtraps (Not to be confused with actual airships). | 3990. It was made by Jeff's Deathtraps (Not to be confused with actual airships). | ||
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3999. We are not 'off to see the wizard'. We've got several onboard already. So stop singing, "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of the coast." | 3999. We are not 'off to see the wizard'. We've got several onboard already. So stop singing, "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of the coast." | ||
| − | 4000. Whomever restored the | + | 4000. Whomever restored the captains sanity, please step forward. |
4001. The crew wants to 'thank' you. | 4001. The crew wants to 'thank' you. | ||
| − | 4002. Michael can't be the | + | 4002. Michael can't be the ships captain. |
4003. Instead, we will use a sort of Executive officer for the week. | 4003. Instead, we will use a sort of Executive officer for the week. | ||
| − | 4004. No, just becuase you named your dagger 'Excalibur' | + | 4004. No, just becuase you named your dagger 'Excalibur' doesnt mean you're the captain. |
| − | 4005. All hauling will be | + | 4005. All hauling will be reschedualed until after the Keel is fixed. |
4006. The remaining clone Jaelas are to sign onto the crew lest they wish to join their sisters in the galley. | 4006. The remaining clone Jaelas are to sign onto the crew lest they wish to join their sisters in the galley. | ||
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4009. Under no circumstances are the crew to speak of the clone incident ever again. | 4009. Under no circumstances are the crew to speak of the clone incident ever again. | ||
| − | 4010. Chalky, we understand that you haven't tasted such sweet | + | 4010. Chalky, we understand that you haven't tasted such sweet tender human flesh in a while, but thats no excuse to use morphic reach to steal everyone else's shares. |
4011. Bruce is not Batman. | 4011. Bruce is not Batman. | ||
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4035. NO ONE TOUCHES THE CLONER!!! IT'S MINE!! MINE, I SAY!!!! | 4035. NO ONE TOUCHES THE CLONER!!! IT'S MINE!! MINE, I SAY!!!! | ||
| − | 4036. Andrea is not allowed to "Thin the herd" of redshirts for her " | + | 4036. Andrea is not allowed to "Thin the herd" of redshirts for her "Experaments". |
4037. Ketler's new job is to find a way to smell-proof Andrea's zombie holding areas. | 4037. Ketler's new job is to find a way to smell-proof Andrea's zombie holding areas. | ||
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4038. And Doog's room too. | 4038. And Doog's room too. | ||
| − | 4039. Or he could invent | + | 4039. Or he could invent Febreeze. |
4040. Sunny D is not powered by nuclear reactions! | 4040. Sunny D is not powered by nuclear reactions! | ||
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4047. Redshirts are NOT for target practice! | 4047. Redshirts are NOT for target practice! | ||
| − | 4048. Unless | + | 4048. Unless youre trying to settle a drunken bet. |
4049. The captain gets 10% of the winnings, in booze or changeling hookers. | 4049. The captain gets 10% of the winnings, in booze or changeling hookers. | ||
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4066. It is wrong to tell the warforged this. | 4066. It is wrong to tell the warforged this. | ||
| − | 4067. Just because | + | 4067. Just because its called a 'red-light district', doesnt mean we ALWAYS HAVE TO STOP THERE! -- The paladin chick. |
4068. Captain's prerogative. --Jarlot the Second. | 4068. Captain's prerogative. --Jarlot the Second. | ||
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4070. To the ship's wizard, More rabbits, please. --Norbaz | 4070. To the ship's wizard, More rabbits, please. --Norbaz | ||
| − | 4071. The crew is hereby forbidden from sending cases of malt liquor to Jaela on her 21st birthday. (where I'm from, ya have to be 21 to drink, your age may vary) | + | 4071. The crew is hereby forbidden from sending cases of malt liquor to Jaela on her 21st birthday. (where I'm from, ya have |
| + | to be 21 to drink, your age may vary) | ||
4072. I am not allowed to bribe Santa into taking me with him into Jaela's house. | 4072. I am not allowed to bribe Santa into taking me with him into Jaela's house. | ||
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4074. No, Jaela is not on the 'naughty' list, too. | 4074. No, Jaela is not on the 'naughty' list, too. | ||
| − | 4075. Just because it's the | + | 4075. Just because it's the plane of Madness doesn't mean that you can sell all of dead crew members stuff in a "March Madness" sale. |
4076. V is hereby forbidden from sneaking into Asmodeus's palace to blow it up with the words "Remember, Remember, the fifth of November." | 4076. V is hereby forbidden from sneaking into Asmodeus's palace to blow it up with the words "Remember, Remember, the fifth of November." | ||
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4083. Knocking her out was uncalled for, Andrea... | 4083. Knocking her out was uncalled for, Andrea... | ||
| − | 4084. And all THIS to film Bruce Ki and the Attack of the | + | 4084. And all THIS to film Bruce Ki and the Attack of the Cthonians. |
4085. AND YOU CAN'T MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 IT! | 4085. AND YOU CAN'T MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 IT! | ||
