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Meanwhile, in the storage and surrounded by many dead and chewed away reshirts..
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Mindbold1: *Belch* Told ya ranch was better on fried redshirt.
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Mindbold2: I still say Z24 is best.
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Mindbold3: What ever. Lets get back to the task at hand.
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Mindbold4: Being included so many times in the thread that we don't fade into nothing?
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Mindbold1,2, and 3: NO!
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Mindbold1: Good idea though, we'll save that as a backup.
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Mindbold2: We need to complete the ritual that will allow us to become demigods. We just need 339 more corpses.
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Volrath and Nalfien are looking through various tomes in the library.
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Volrath: Wait a tick.
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Nalfien: What?
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Volrath: He still uses 2nd edition stats, right?
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Nalfien: I guess so, why?
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Volrath: That means none of his stats can be above 25.
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Nalfien: Dude, we are so going to pwn him!
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Currently in Volrath's room, he has been strung up by Terra's vines. She is most displeased...
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Volrath: What'd I do?! Is this about the dress?
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Terra: No, this is about the little incident you showed Ketler.
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Volrath: What are you...oh, that. How did you know?
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Terra: Ketler couldn't keep his mouth shut. He also lusts really loudly.
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Volrath: Damn it... But why are you mad at me and not him?
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Terra: I took that little crystal ball you gave him.
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Volrath:  :censored: !
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Terra: I owe you good for that...
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The following scene of horrible vengeance has been deleted due to it's graphic nature. I apologize for the inconvenience. :P
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Volrath: You can't just leave me here like this!
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He is currently completely immobilized (including all the extra appendages) and hanging upside down from the ceiling.
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Terra: Watch me.  :devil:
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She walks out of his room and shuts the door. As she head down the hall, she passes P/Y/R.
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Terra: He's all yours.
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P/Y/R:  :schemes:  :evillaugh
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Terra: Just don't ever tell me what you did.
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P/Y/R: *tsk* Fine. You're no fun.
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at the Docks a Kalashtar woman walks along the rows of ships, examining them for somthing. she wears a travelling cloak of a grey colour the hood to which is pulled over her face. at her side is a staff topped with a crystal. she see's a passing redshirt on leave and pulls him to one side.
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Redshirt: what you whant?
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Unknown woman: *in a cheerful voice which seems full of all the goodness in the world.* Hello, i was wondering if you could show me where the forgotten freedom is.
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Redshirt: why should i tell you that?
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Unknown woman: * a small energy spike is detected by anyone with finely tuned magical senses* because you'll be much gratified to help a woman whos lost. oh and also i belive you should be more polite to a lady like me.
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Redshirt: *his features suddenly changing from a scowl to a happy and polite face* why certenly miss. the forgotten freedom is only two ships away. its impossible to miss.
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Unknown Woman: thank you, see if your nice things go a lot better.
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Redshirt: i'll try to keep that in mind miss.
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the woman wanders off, and the redshirt has a slightly puzzled expresion, he seems to not know what just happened. the woman locates the forgotten freedom and walks up the gang plank.
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Jarlot: excuse me, but what buisness do you have aboard this ship?
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Unknown Woman: *lowers her hood to show a cheery expression and a wonderful smile* Hi, im Mia. i've come seeking employment.
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Jarlot: im sorry we're not in need of whenches right now. come back someother time.
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Mia: *another spike of power* i belive you should apoligise, thats not way to treat a young lady.
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Jarlot:*happy expresion* im terribly sorry miss, do forgive my disposition its just that i've been having a bit of stress recently.
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Mia: *another spike of power* oh, how so?
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Jarlot: well... i shouldnt be telling you this ...
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Mia: Oh do go on. *cheery smile*
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jarlot: well, recently the crew havnt had anything to do. they've been a bit restless. especialy the Ubers.
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Mia: Oh no, you mentioned there was a job vacancy?
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Jarlot: *puzzled look* i dont renember...
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Mia: oh yes, you've recently needed a healer since Mickys too drunk to do a thing
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Jarlot: *face brightens* now i renember! yes, of course you can have a job. welcome aboard Miss Mia
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Mia: *cheery smile* Your welcome Captain Jarlot
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Jarlot: ah. not captain. Admiral
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Mia: Silly me! i should of regonised the pips on your uniform. i could never renember all those millitary ranks. their so confusing!
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Jarlot: no need to worry miss
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Mia: *smiles* well i best be off then
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she walks off and enters the lower decks in search for a free dorm. Jarlots face becomes puzzled as if he cant tell what was wrong.
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Kithle - Sorry guys, we're over quota on demi-diefics for now as it is. One more and Satnak will start a purge. Especially with her big crush coming to town, she's getting getting crazier. ON the other hand your plan B might work.
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Mindbold 1 - Hey your the jerk that had flem and nem offed.
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Mindbold 2 - Yeah it is him.
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Mindbold 3 - Your toast *****.
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Mindbold 4 - Payback sucAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Kithle - Any questions?
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M.Bold 1 - OMG he killed Kenny.
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M.Bold 2 - That bastard.
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Kithle - Thats Magnicifent bastard to you.  :D
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Later, Volrath and Nalfein are back in the libary.
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Nalfein: Hey. You know how you said that the Flamed One's stats were 25?
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Volrath: Yeah...
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Nalfein: Well...I did some thinking and remembered that that was his CR in Forgotten Realms. We're in Eberron.
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Volrath: So... what's your point?
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Nalfein: Well, when he came to Eberron, I think that his stats were upgraded from 2nd edition...
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Somewhere in Eberron: *puff of logic*
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Flamed One: [COLOR=Red]MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/COLOR]
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Volrath: ...damn you.
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Silence: Hello small mammal...
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*Jaela truns around*
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Jaela: Oh, Hey Silence, what's up?
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Silence: Well... Like, you should probably know that your little boyfriend is a bit of a progenator dragon, right? I was like, doing a bit of like, reading, and I found out something rather, like interesting.
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Jaela: Ummm... yeah.... go on...
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Silence: Since he's like, been like, around for like, ever, he like totally made part of this like, entire multiverse. So he can totally rewrite stuff.
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Jaela: Where is this going?
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Silence: Since he can, like, alter reality at, like, will, he can change whatever you ****ing want.
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Jaela: Cool. Now go away, HE'S MINE!
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Silence: Yeah, like, anyway, you should totally have him give you a, like, breast augmentation.
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Jaela: :eek:
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Silence: I mean, you, like, have the body of, like, a twelve-year-old girl. You could totally use a few inches too.
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Jaela: :hoppingma
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Silence: And a bit off the nose too...
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Jaela: Can he rewrite people out of reality?
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Silence: Yep, he, like, can totally do whatever he, like, wants.
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Jaela: :evillaugh Good bye, heretic!
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Silence: Well... not anything he wants. There're, like, a few constraints. Most people, yeah, he can like, make them disappear, but a couple of people he can't do jack about. I'm one of about five. The best he could do is to turn me into, like, what I, like, serve. But I would be far from, like, dead. Kanatash, Volrath, cuz anything involving Xoriat is like, totally screwy, and Ketler could probably wiggle his way out, by exploiting the opposite and reciprocal properties, and maybe Jarlot, just because death doesn't seem to stick to him very often.
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Jaela: Whatever. Say good bye b*tch.
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Silence: *shrugs* Word to the wise, most of the crew, like totally watches the show you put on with Thrys. While it's like, kind of interesting, you should probably read up a bit on the mating habits of dragons. This one's pretty, like, decent. Lots of pictures  :D
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*Hands Jaela the Draco Sutra.*
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Jaela: *flips through it* :whatsthis :blush: :eek: :shocked: :gah: :ghosted:
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Silence: I think he'll enjoy it. Ta!
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*Walks off*
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13: Thank you ever so much, Miss Silence.  Now I can finally get some rest.
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Silence: You're, like, welcome.
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[QUOTE=Lord Kale Fangblade]its impossible to miss.[/QUOTE]
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Crow: Yeah, that's the problem.
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Silver: I thought you totally messed with Jaela.
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Crow: I tried teaching her the Draco Sutra.  The couatl was sore for a month.
  
 
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Revision as of 23:14, 2 August 2006

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Meanwhile, in the storage and surrounded by many dead and chewed away reshirts..

Mindbold1: *Belch* Told ya ranch was better on fried redshirt.

Mindbold2: I still say Z24 is best.

Mindbold3: What ever. Lets get back to the task at hand.

Mindbold4: Being included so many times in the thread that we don't fade into nothing?


Mindbold1,2, and 3: NO!

Mindbold1: Good idea though, we'll save that as a backup.

Mindbold2: We need to complete the ritual that will allow us to become demigods. We just need 339 more corpses.

Volrath and Nalfien are looking through various tomes in the library.

Volrath: Wait a tick.

Nalfien: What?

Volrath: He still uses 2nd edition stats, right?

Nalfien: I guess so, why?

Volrath: That means none of his stats can be above 25.

Nalfien: Dude, we are so going to pwn him!

Currently in Volrath's room, he has been strung up by Terra's vines. She is most displeased...

Volrath: What'd I do?! Is this about the dress?

Terra: No, this is about the little incident you showed Ketler.

Volrath: What are you...oh, that. How did you know?

Terra: Ketler couldn't keep his mouth shut. He also lusts really loudly.

Volrath: Damn it... But why are you mad at me and not him?

Terra: I took that little crystal ball you gave him.

Volrath:  :censored: !

Terra: I owe you good for that...

The following scene of horrible vengeance has been deleted due to it's graphic nature. I apologize for the inconvenience. :P

Volrath: You can't just leave me here like this!

He is currently completely immobilized (including all the extra appendages) and hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Terra: Watch me.  :devil:

She walks out of his room and shuts the door. As she head down the hall, she passes P/Y/R.

Terra: He's all yours.

P/Y/R:  :schemes:  :evillaugh

Terra: Just don't ever tell me what you did.

P/Y/R: *tsk* Fine. You're no fun.

at the Docks a Kalashtar woman walks along the rows of ships, examining them for somthing. she wears a travelling cloak of a grey colour the hood to which is pulled over her face. at her side is a staff topped with a crystal. she see's a passing redshirt on leave and pulls him to one side.

Redshirt: what you whant?

Unknown woman: *in a cheerful voice which seems full of all the goodness in the world.* Hello, i was wondering if you could show me where the forgotten freedom is.

Redshirt: why should i tell you that?

Unknown woman: * a small energy spike is detected by anyone with finely tuned magical senses* because you'll be much gratified to help a woman whos lost. oh and also i belive you should be more polite to a lady like me.

Redshirt: *his features suddenly changing from a scowl to a happy and polite face* why certenly miss. the forgotten freedom is only two ships away. its impossible to miss.

Unknown Woman: thank you, see if your nice things go a lot better.

Redshirt: i'll try to keep that in mind miss.

the woman wanders off, and the redshirt has a slightly puzzled expresion, he seems to not know what just happened. the woman locates the forgotten freedom and walks up the gang plank. 

Jarlot: excuse me, but what buisness do you have aboard this ship?

Unknown Woman: *lowers her hood to show a cheery expression and a wonderful smile* Hi, im Mia. i've come seeking employment. 

Jarlot: im sorry we're not in need of whenches right now. come back someother time.

Mia: *another spike of power* i belive you should apoligise, thats not way to treat a young lady. 

Jarlot:*happy expresion* im terribly sorry miss, do forgive my disposition its just that i've been having a bit of stress recently.

Mia: *another spike of power* oh, how so? 

Jarlot: well... i shouldnt be telling you this ...

Mia: Oh do go on. *cheery smile* 

jarlot: well, recently the crew havnt had anything to do. they've been a bit restless. especialy the Ubers.

Mia: Oh no, you mentioned there was a job vacancy?

Jarlot: *puzzled look* i dont renember...

Mia: oh yes, you've recently needed a healer since Mickys too drunk to do a thing 

Jarlot: *face brightens* now i renember! yes, of course you can have a job. welcome aboard Miss Mia

Mia: *cheery smile* Your welcome Captain Jarlot

Jarlot: ah. not captain. Admiral

Mia: Silly me! i should of regonised the pips on your uniform. i could never renember all those millitary ranks. their so confusing!

Jarlot: no need to worry miss

Mia: *smiles* well i best be off then

she walks off and enters the lower decks in search for a free dorm. Jarlots face becomes puzzled as if he cant tell what was wrong.

Kithle - Sorry guys, we're over quota on demi-diefics for now as it is. One more and Satnak will start a purge. Especially with her big crush coming to town, she's getting getting crazier. ON the other hand your plan B might work.

Mindbold 1 - Hey your the jerk that had flem and nem offed.

Mindbold 2 - Yeah it is him.

Mindbold 3 - Your toast *****.

Mindbold 4 - Payback sucAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kithle - Any questions?

M.Bold 1 - OMG he killed Kenny.

M.Bold 2 - That bastard.

Kithle - Thats Magnicifent bastard to you.  :D

Later, Volrath and Nalfein are back in the libary.

Nalfein: Hey. You know how you said that the Flamed One's stats were 25?

Volrath: Yeah...

Nalfein: Well...I did some thinking and remembered that that was his CR in Forgotten Realms. We're in Eberron.

Volrath: So... what's your point?

Nalfein: Well, when he came to Eberron, I think that his stats were upgraded from 2nd edition...

Somewhere in Eberron: *puff of logic*

Flamed One: [COLOR=Red]MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/COLOR]

Volrath: ...damn you.

Silence: Hello small mammal...

  • Jaela truns around*

Jaela: Oh, Hey Silence, what's up?

Silence: Well... Like, you should probably know that your little boyfriend is a bit of a progenator dragon, right? I was like, doing a bit of like, reading, and I found out something rather, like interesting.

Jaela: Ummm... yeah.... go on...

Silence: Since he's like, been like, around for like, ever, he like totally made part of this like, entire multiverse. So he can totally rewrite stuff.

Jaela: Where is this going?

Silence: Since he can, like, alter reality at, like, will, he can change whatever you ****ing want.

Jaela: Cool. Now go away, HE'S MINE!

Silence: Yeah, like, anyway, you should totally have him give you a, like, breast augmentation.

Jaela: :eek:

Silence: I mean, you, like, have the body of, like, a twelve-year-old girl. You could totally use a few inches too.

Jaela: :hoppingma

Silence: And a bit off the nose too...

Jaela: Can he rewrite people out of reality?

Silence: Yep, he, like, can totally do whatever he, like, wants.

Jaela: :evillaugh Good bye, heretic!

Silence: Well... not anything he wants. There're, like, a few constraints. Most people, yeah, he can like, make them disappear, but a couple of people he can't do jack about. I'm one of about five. The best he could do is to turn me into, like, what I, like, serve. But I would be far from, like, dead. Kanatash, Volrath, cuz anything involving Xoriat is like, totally screwy, and Ketler could probably wiggle his way out, by exploiting the opposite and reciprocal properties, and maybe Jarlot, just because death doesn't seem to stick to him very often.

Jaela: Whatever. Say good bye b*tch.

Silence: *shrugs* Word to the wise, most of the crew, like totally watches the show you put on with Thrys. While it's like, kind of interesting, you should probably read up a bit on the mating habits of dragons. This one's pretty, like, decent. Lots of pictures  :D

  • Hands Jaela the Draco Sutra.*

Jaela: *flips through it* :whatsthis :blush: :eek: :shocked: :gah: :ghosted:

Silence: I think he'll enjoy it. Ta!

  • Walks off*

13: Thank you ever so much, Miss Silence. Now I can finally get some rest.

Silence: You're, like, welcome.

[QUOTE=Lord Kale Fangblade]its impossible to miss.[/QUOTE] Crow: Yeah, that's the problem.

Silver: I thought you totally messed with Jaela.

Crow: I tried teaching her the Draco Sutra. The couatl was sore for a month.


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