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Obligatory List of Game Quotes
 
Obligatory List of Game Quotes
  
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I am going to put some ones I found and some from the Old Game as well.
 
I am going to put some ones I found and some from the Old Game as well.
  
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The Jewel Road and the War of Balance Game
 
The Jewel Road and the War of Balance Game
  
'''Red Sword Calls'''- Third Campaign.
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Luke:" oh... the gun?  Its a clockwork nail gun.  No gunpowder.  no gas propellant.  Just nails the size of tent stakes  at 2400 feet a second"
 
 
 
Macsen: "Something I've always wanted without knowing it."
 
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'''Azcala Unleashed''' -Second Campaign
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THE Jeweled Amber Campaign
  
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Jallarzi: SMITE!!!!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!
 
Jallarzi: SMITE!!!!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!
  
'''Call to the Kin'''-First Campaign
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Bleys "Ben, If I decide to flee to Mandalay, taking Nocturne with me, And Marry her, will you make sure Random does not lead the armies to come get me?"
 
Bleys "Ben, If I decide to flee to Mandalay, taking Nocturne with me, And Marry her, will you make sure Random does not lead the armies to come get me?"
  
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Caine to Doria, "I can give up power for love. Can you seize power for love?"
 
Caine to Doria, "I can give up power for love. Can you seize power for love?"
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Shaenne: "Doria seemed insulted at being chosen to be a Lady in Waiting for the Queen. I can't see why. If she is so bent on protecting people, who better to serve, I ask?"
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Shaenne: "She seemed insulted at being chosen to be Lady for the Queen. I can't see why. If she is so bent on protecting people, who better to serve, I ask?"
  
 
Bleys:" Flora is thinking of teaching her cross-stitch and tea service
 
Bleys:" Flora is thinking of teaching her cross-stitch and tea service
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Bleys howls
 
Bleys howls
  
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GM: No Robin ,you can not just run Lyta nor can you recreate her guns. I know better now.
 
GM: No Robin ,you can not just run Lyta nor can you recreate her guns. I know better now.
  
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Bleys: These aren't fiction novels. They are travel guides.
 
Bleys: These aren't fiction novels. They are travel guides.
  
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Random to Rinaldo: Play 'Client Poker' with me and, so help me, I will revoke your Golden Circle Treaty.
 
Random to Rinaldo: Play 'Client Poker' with me and, so help me, I will revoke your Golden Circle Treaty.
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Random: "Ben! Are you back so soon? So glad you could make the scene! Did you bring me any apples out of Avalon?"
 
Random: "Ben! Are you back so soon? So glad you could make the scene! Did you bring me any apples out of Avalon?"
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Benedict: "I'll have my majordomo send you a wagon full since it seems I will be staying in Amber for the next couple of centuries."
 
Benedict: "I'll have my majordomo send you a wagon full since it seems I will be staying in Amber for the next couple of centuries."
  
(On the occasion of Random forcing Benedict to accept the office of Marshal of Amber)
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On the occasion of Random forcing Benedict to accept the office of Marshal of Amber
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Bleys: "You know Ben, it isn't regicide to wish we had strangled him in his crib. Really. I looked it up. It is lese majesty. Regicide is if we actually kill him. Which, for the record, I am not in favor of. Now a little lese majesty might go a long way toward preventing regicide, don't ya think? Besides, it was just [[Old Mink]]! What's a little psychoactive alcohol between brothers! It was funny wasn't it! Come on! Let me out!"
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Bleys: "You know Ben, it isn't regicide to wish we had strangled him in his crib. Really. I looked it up. It is lese majesty. Regicide is if we actually kill him. Which, for the record, I am not in favor of. Now a little lese majesty might go a long way toward preventing regicide, don't ya think? Besides, it was just Old Mink! What's a little psychoactive alcohol between brothers! It was funny wasn't it! Come on! Let me out!"
  
 
Ben:"Yes, Bleys, I think the Old Mink joke was funny but I still can't let you out till Random tells me too. He can't do that till he comes down, and Old Mink seems to have considerable authority in both proof and in hallucinatory power. I would have to say this is your own fault. Would you like a book to pass the time? Flora seems to have left plenty of these harlequin romances here from her stint in the cells. Tell you what, I'll read to you."
 
Ben:"Yes, Bleys, I think the Old Mink joke was funny but I still can't let you out till Random tells me too. He can't do that till he comes down, and Old Mink seems to have considerable authority in both proof and in hallucinatory power. I would have to say this is your own fault. Would you like a book to pass the time? Flora seems to have left plenty of these harlequin romances here from her stint in the cells. Tell you what, I'll read to you."
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Bleys began to weep.
 
Bleys began to weep.
  
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Truman to Red Bertha: "you going to be singing later tonight?"
 
Truman to Red Bertha: "you going to be singing later tonight?"
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Random to Doria: "Look, I may have to kill a brother in the next half hour, ok? I will think about if I need to imprison a niece later. Setting priorities, my dear, is a requirement of kingship"
 
Random to Doria: "Look, I may have to kill a brother in the next half hour, ok? I will think about if I need to imprison a niece later. Setting priorities, my dear, is a requirement of kingship"
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Caine to Random, "So, you going to stab me with that or are we just talking?"
 
Caine to Random, "So, you going to stab me with that or are we just talking?"
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Caine, "Lets."
 
Caine, "Lets."
  
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Fi, Ben, and Doria watch Bleys healing in the suspension tanks at Vulsar Base
 
Fi, Ben, and Doria watch Bleys healing in the suspension tanks at Vulsar Base
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Ben adds, "At the time I didn't think he was holding on by anything but a shoestring at any one moment. Luckily for him it didn't snap. It was a very impressive display. I do look forward to having Maylon drop by. After this, she will come herself."
 
Ben adds, "At the time I didn't think he was holding on by anything but a shoestring at any one moment. Luckily for him it didn't snap. It was a very impressive display. I do look forward to having Maylon drop by. After this, she will come herself."
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The next group came from what I will call Kate's Campaign because I could not find a game name. Take a look at her quote page. It is really quite funny, especially from a GM's point of view.
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Dalamar: I wouldn't bet a conjured dollar on that.
  
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Random, to Alexander: So you have a sister, do you? I have lots of brothers and that's been my big problem.
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Keverian: I still think we should torture him a little. We don't have to ask him any questions, just torture him. He's too smug.
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Chaosite: I understand Reynard's response to the request that he allow Imperial Security to place him in one of their safe houses was something along the lines of "I'd rather stick my head in an oven."
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She has a rather nice page describing Good & Bad Stuff I like as well. Her campaign is closed now. Say nice things to her after you look the stuff over.
  
 
From what I lovingly/sadly call the "Calling of Kinsman" Campaign. Our own old game.
 
From what I lovingly/sadly call the "Calling of Kinsman" Campaign. Our own old game.
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Maura to Osric:Psyche Drain
 
Maura to Osric:Psyche Drain
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(The Storm of Velusia was a place where people could be tossed, destroyed, and rendered down for their power, which was then parceled out, to the people doing the tossing. Power represented as Points for game sake.)
 
(The Storm of Velusia was a place where people could be tossed, destroyed, and rendered down for their power, which was then parceled out, to the people doing the tossing. Power represented as Points for game sake.)
  
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Grim Jack was trying to convince a veterinarian to tend to his injured dragon and was not having much luck getting passed the vet's fears.
 
Grim Jack was trying to convince a veterinarian to tend to his injured dragon and was not having much luck getting passed the vet's fears.
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G'ren (Not having caught the inflection of a question in the last comment as a question): Ok. (Consumes the Veterinarian)
 
G'ren (Not having caught the inflection of a question in the last comment as a question): Ok. (Consumes the Veterinarian)
  
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Lyta, screaming hysterically (Robin screaming hysterically), grasping the Jewel of Judgment, plummeting from the top parapet of Castle Amber: "HE LIED TO ME!!!!!!!! RANDOM LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!
 
Lyta, screaming hysterically (Robin screaming hysterically), grasping the Jewel of Judgment, plummeting from the top parapet of Castle Amber: "HE LIED TO ME!!!!!!!! RANDOM LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!

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