Quotes from the American God Game Sessions

• You know, on any other day this would make me happy. -- Arthur (on seeing Brian run over by a bus)

• You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're your experiment, that you just lost control of. -- Arthur

• Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to. -- Jack

• Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?! -- Jack

• Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me. -- Arthur

• I'm sorry he's going to have to call you back. [hangs up the vid phone] -- Arthur (to President Bush)

• Arthur? It's OK, all the bad guys are dead. You can stop now. Remember me? You're going to cater my party? -- Brian (on Arthur's "securing" of Flight 283)

• Know, American dog, that I am Ahmed al-Shehhi. -- Ahmed al-Shehhi
  Ahmed? Why do you have a woman's name? -- Brian
  DIE!!!!! -- Ahmed al-Shehhi

• You sound like a fax machine. -- Mandy (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference)

• You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts? -- Julia Lee (at the Survivor Press Conference)
  Like I said, we're still very, very human. [with a sigh] -- Brian

• Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on? -- Harold (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power)

• You need to take pride in your abilities, son. -- Hardold Redford
  I'd like to know what they are first. -- Arthur

• Steven Hawking? Where's he at? -- Brian
  [Jack POINTS toward the Earth.] (as Brian and Jack consider how Brian could find a way to return to Earth)

• First we're going to keep you alive Jack. -- Brian
  ...Good -- Jack

• I'm going to find Steven Hawking's brain... -- Brian

• We're not in Jersey anymore Dad -- Arthur
  God help us. -- Harold

• What's the matter officer... Was I speeding -- Arthur

• Alright, I gotta get to Arthur -- Jason
  Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away. -- Sammy

• Aww! I promised him a tune-up... -- Cat (concerning the old jeep truck in Athens, GA)

• You're ears, they're off center -- Beth
  It's okay that'll go away -- Brian
  No... no it won't -- Beth

• Whys she crying? Theres No crying in the hunting camp! -- Harold to Beth

• 80 mph, that's kinda slow -- Jack
  What? How's that slow? Like by Arthur's speed?? -- Brian
  No... you were going 32c (32 times the speed of light) past the moon... -- Jack
  I'm sorry... can you say that again..? -- Brian (when testing Brian's running speed)

• Stop!...
  Jumpin' Jack Flash...
  Stop! In the Name of...
  Jumpin' Jack Flash...
  It's a dead man's party..
  and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to... You would cry too if it happened to you, oo-oooo-oo-oo.
  -- Jack (trying to stop Mandy while in astral form, "speaking" through the van sterio)
  • Stop! in The Name of Love by Diana Ross
  • Jumpin' Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones
  • Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
  • It's My Party by Lesley Gore

• Iron Maiden spikes are NOT cacteria ridden! -- Jack (when Mandy wants to douse him with alcohol)

• Waita-minute... Why am I putting out the fire, while MANDY is playing with the truck?!?! -- Jack

• Ok, the singing is getting old, let's try something else... -- Arthur [#1]
  Marco!! -- Arhtur [#2]
  Polo!! -- Chorus of 13 Arthurs
  Ok, that got boring quick... -- Arhtur [#10]
  Okay, I'm thinking of a color.. -- Arthur [#7]
  BLUE! -- Chorus of 13 Arthurs
  DAMNIT! Ok, I spy with my little eye... -- Arhtur [#13]
  CORN!! -- Chorus of 13 Arthurs
  (all when lost for 11 hours in the Ware Mt. Corn field maze)

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The AMERICAN GODS