Difference between revisions of "Quotes from the American God Game Sessions"

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You know, on any other day this would make me happy. -- Arthur (on seeing Brian run over by a bus)

You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're your experiment, that you just lost control of. -- Arthur

Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to. -- Jack

I'm sorry he's going to have to call you back. [hangs up the vid phone] -- Arthur (to President Bush)

Arthur? It's OK, all the bad guys are dead. You can stop now. Remember me? You're going to cater my party? -- Brian (on Arthur's "securing" of Flight 283)

Know, American dog, that I am Ahmed al-Shehhi. -- Ahmed al-Shehhi
Ahmed? Why do you have a woman's name? -- Brian
DIE!!!!! -- Ahmed al-Shehhi

You sound like a fax machine. -- Mandy (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference)

You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts? -- Julia Lee (at the Survivor Press Conference)
Like I said, we're still very, very human. [with a sigh] -- Brian

Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that some how. -- Brian

Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on? -- Harold (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power)

You need to take pride in your abilities, son. -- Hardold Redford
I'd like to know what they are first. -- Arthur

Steven Hawking? Yeah. Where's he? -- Brian
[Jack POINTS toward the Earth.] (as Brian and Jack consider how Brian could find a way to return to Earth)

Alright, I gotta get to Arthur. -- Jason
Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away. -- Sammy
I think more like just a hop. -- Jason

Aww! I promised him a tune-up... -- Cat (concerning the old jeep truck in Athens, GA)

You're ears, they're off center -- Beth
It's okay that'll go away -- Brian
No... no it won't -- Beth

Why's she crying? ... There's no crying in the hunting camp! -- Harold to Beth

80 mph, that's kinda slow -- Jack
What? Well, like compared to Arthur, maybe... -- Brian
No... you were going 32 times the speed of light past the moon... -- Jack
I'm sorry... can you say that again..? -- Brian (when testing Brian's running speed | 32c = 32 times the speed of light )

Iron Maiden spikes are NOT bacteria ridden! -- Jack (when Mandy wants to douse him with alcohol)

Waitaminute... Why am I putting out the fire, while MANDY is playing with the truck?!?! -- Jack

...but I can see invisibles... -- Dee
Its because your lame mental eyes can't see us... -- Sammy (regarding Arthur and Brian in Arthur's "time lapse")

If there's anyone who can explain it to her, it's Jack. Out of all of us his brain is most simular to hers. -- Brian (Talking about Beth and her eventual moral crisis in Seattle.)

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 * ''You guys mentioned Coke and Nike?  I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now?  I'm looking for ad contracts?''  -- '''Julia Lee'''  (at the Survivor Press Conference) <br> ''Like I said, we're still very, very human.'' [with a sigh]  -- '''Brian'''
-*'' Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that some how.'' -Brian
+*  ''Rein in your dog Jack.''  -- '''Vernon Marks''' (referring to Arthur)
+*'' Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that some how.'' -- '''Brian'''
 * ''Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on?''  -- '''Harold'''  (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power)