Quotes from the American God Game Sessions

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  • There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. -- Genesis 6:4



  • You know, on any other day this would make me happy. -- Arthur (on seeing Brian run over by a bus)


  • Arthur: You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're your experiment, that you just lost control of.


  • Jack: Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to.
  • Jack: Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?!

Arthur: Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me.


  • Arthur (to the President): I'm sorry he's going to have to call you back. (hangs up on him)


  • Brian: Arthur? It's OK, all the bad guys are dead. You can stop now. Remember me? You're going to cater my party?


  • Ahmed al-Shehhi: Know, American dog, that I am Ahmed al-Shehhi.
  • Brian: Ahmed? Why do you have a woman's name?
  • Ahmed al-Shehhi: DIE!!!!!


  • Mandy (to Jack): You sound like a fax machine.


  • At The Survivors Press Conference:

Julie Lee: You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts?

Brian (with a sigh): Like I said, we're still very, very human.


  • Harold (Arthur's Dad), on seeing that his son has super-speed: Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on?

The AMERICAN GODS