Quotes from the American God Game Sessions
- You know, on any other day this would make me happy. -- Arthur (on seeing Brian run over by a bus)
- You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're your experiment, that you just lost control of. -- Arthur
- Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to. -- Jack
- Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?! -- Jack
- Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me. -- Arthur
- I'm sorry he's going to have to call you back. [hangs up the vid phone] -- Arthur (to President Bush)
- Arthur? It's OK, all the bad guys are dead. You can stop now. Remember me? You're going to cater my party? -- Brian (on Arthur's "securing" of Flight 283)
- Know, American dog, that I am Ahmed al-Shehhi. -- Ahmed al-Shehhi
Ahmed? Why do you have a woman's name? -- Brian
DIE!!!!! -- Ahmed al-Shehhi
- You sound like a fax machine. -- Mandy (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference)
- You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts? -- Julia Lee (at the Survivor Press Conference)
Like I said, we're still very, very human. [with a sigh] -- Brian
- Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on? -- Harold (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power)
- You need to take pride in your abilities, son. -- Hardold Redford
I'd like to know what they are first. -- Arthur
- Steven Hawking? Where's he at? -- Brian
[Jack POINTS toward the Earth.] (as Brian and Jack consider how Brian could find a way to return to Earth)
- First we're going to keep you alive Jack. -- Brian
...Good -- Jack
- I'm going to find Steven Hawking's brain... -- Brian
- We're not in Jersey anymore Dad -- Arthur
God help us. -- Harold
- What's the matter officer... Was I speeding -- Arthur
- Alright, I gotta get to Arthur -- Jason
Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away. -- Sammy
- Aww! I promised him a tune-up... -- Cat (concerning the old jeep truck in Athens, GA)
- You're ears, they're off center -- Beth
It's okay that'll go away -- Brian
No... no it won't -- Beth
- Why's she crying? ... There's no crying in the hunting camp! -- Harold to Beth
- 80 mph, that's kinda slow -- Jack
What? How's that slow? Like by Arthur's speed?? -- Brian
No... you were going 32c (32 times the speed of light) past the moon... -- Jack
I'm sorry... can you say that again..? -- Brian (when testing Brian's running speed)
- Stop!...
Jumpin' Jack Flash...
Stop! In the Name of...
Jumpin' Jack Flash...
It's a dead man's party..
and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to... You would cry too if it happened to you, oo-oooo-oo-oo.
-- Jack (trying to stop Mandy while in astral form, "speaking" through the van sterio)- Stop! in The Name of Love by Diana Ross
- Jumpin' Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones
- Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
- It's My Party by Lesley Gore
- Iron Maiden spikes are NOT cacteria ridden! -- Jack (when Mandy wants to douse him with alcohol)
- Waita-minute... Why am I putting out the fire, while MANDY is playing with the truck?!?! -- Jack
- Ok, the singing is getting old, let's try something else... -- Arthur #1
Marco!! -- Arhtur #2
Polo!! -- Chorus of 13 Arthurs
Ok, that got boring quick... -- Arhtur #10
Okay, I'm thinking of a color.. -- Arthur #7
BLUE! -- Chorus of 13 Arthurs
DAMNIT! Ok, I spy with my little eye... -- Arhtur #13
CORN!! -- Chorus of 13 Arthurs
(all when lost for 11 hours in the Ware Mt. Corn field maze)
- ...but I can see invisibles... -- Dee
Its because your lame mental eyes can't see us... -- Sammy (regarding Arthur and Brian in Arthur's "time lapse")
