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Bleys snaps ,"HE KNOWS THAT AND I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM THIS WITHOUT GETTING HYSTERICAL!!!!!"
 
Bleys snaps ,"HE KNOWS THAT AND I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM THIS WITHOUT GETTING HYSTERICAL!!!!!"
  
Arloxedra mumbles, " doing a great job..." Fiona chuckles.
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Arlo mumbles, " doing a great job..." Fiona chuckles.
  
  
 
Bleys scowls but looks to his king glad, not for the first or last time, that he failed to conquer Amber.
 
Bleys scowls but looks to his king glad, not for the first or last time, that he failed to conquer Amber.
  
"Alexandir and his personal army of Tosian and Yorkist fanatics were out beyond the Amber sway, not near the Mandalay sway, deep in the wide veils of shadow. Jeremy Fairhand and his worshipful cadre of psychotic wizards were ranging off the Jeweled Road for worlds with large scale military movement.  Armies of 200k and above. Then Alexandir leads a corps or a wing in out of shadow,ruins them, gains adulation for saving the day.  Out of gratitude Alexandir recruits elite warriors and Jeremy grabs a few artifacts. Good deal all around."
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"Alixandir and his personal army of Tosa and York loyalist were out beyond the Amber sway, not near the Mandalay sway, deep in the wide veils of shadow. Jeremy and his worshipful psychotics were ranging off the Jeweled Road for worlds with large scale military movement.  Armies of 200k and above. The Alixandir lead a Corp or a Wing in out of shadow,ruins them, gains adulation for saving the day.  Out of gratitude Alixandir recruits elite warriors and Jeremy grabs a few artifacts. Good deal all around."
  
 
Random nods, " Well, I'm told Alex is greedy. Its not like the people he saved are going to skip out on their bar bill.  So what happened?"
 
Random nods, " Well, I'm told Alex is greedy. Its not like the people he saved are going to skip out on their bar bill.  So what happened?"
  
"Jeremy found a massive army around a gigantic keep.  Black stone, 5 miles in  circumference, just over a mile tall.  Nearly a million troops ready to invade a collection of neighboring kingdom.   Jeremy said there was some artifact in the fortress that was off the scale powerful. If they could claim the item the army would disperse."
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"Jeremy found a massive army massing around a gigantic keep.  Black stone, 5 miles in  circumference, just over a mile tall.  Nearly a million troops ready to invade a collection of neighboring kingdom. Alixandir was chomping to attack but while arrogant he isn't stupid. Jeremy said there was some artifact in the fortress that was off the scale powerful. If they could claim the item the army would disperse."
  
"Alexandir was chomping to attack but while arrogant he isn't stupid. He passed on the creepy tower and the million warrior army and went on down the Jeweled Road for a more profitable target."
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"Alixandir Los Koran passed on the creepy tower and the million warrior army and went on down the Jeweled Road"
  
 
Arlo mumbles,"...and then...."
 
Arlo mumbles,"...and then...."
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Bleys turns to give Arlo and evil eye.
 
Bleys turns to give Arlo and evil eye.
  
But he goes on."Jeremy however still wanted the artifact.  He could apparently sense its power, according to our informant. So he took a ''Total Warrior Star Shuttle'' and returned.  He beamed a high yield hydrogen bomb into the base of the castle, set a timer and slipped out of shadow.  When he returned there was a jewel sitting at the bottom of the vaporized tower and the disintegrated army."
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But he goes on."Jeremy wanted the artifact.  He could apparently sense its power, according to our informant. So he went back. He took a Total Warrior Star Shuttle and returned.  He beamed a high yield hydrogen bomb into the base of the castle, set a timer and slipped out of shadow.  When he returned there was a jewel sitting at the bottom of the vaporized tower and the disintegrated army."
  
Arloxedra whispers into Fiona's ear," and now my favorite part...."
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Arlo whispers to Fiona''s ear," and now my favorite part...."
  
Bleys says, " Apparently the jewel is a first shadow of the jewel of judgement. The dark green one.  Its been confirmed by Dworkin.  Jeremy let me see it... from a distance.  He say he found it, he's keeping it. So now the Tosian god of dark magic has a shadow of the Jewel of judgement. "
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Bleys says, " Apparently the jewel is a first shadow of the jewel of judgement. The dark green one.  Its been confirmed by Dworkin.  Jeremy let me see it... from a distance.  He say he found he is keeping it. So no the Tosian god of dark magic has a shadow of the Jewel of judgement. "
  
  
 
Random beats Arloxedra to it:"What could possibly go wrong?"
 
Random beats Arloxedra to it:"What could possibly go wrong?"

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