Worst RPGs ever
Contemplating the worst RPG of all time is a lot like enjoying a foul wine. Not drinking it, of course. But watching another person take a sip, cackling at the expression on their face, and guffawing when they throw up all over their shoes. And then reminiscing about the half-digested spray after the fact. The exquisite pleasure of an aromatic bouquet, second-hand.
The usual suspects in this category are rarely elevated to legendary status merely because of poorly implemented or conceptualized rules. No, candidates are often judged based on the pure offensiveness of their subject matter, naked authorial hubris on internet forums like Usenet or RPGnet, for being the conspicuous failure of an otherwise notable designer (like Gary Gygax), or for sheer gonzo wackiness; and then popularized by flame-filled threads and scathing and hyperbolically over-the-top reviews. Many of the most successful contenders could be disqualified for not being complete and playable games. And many, including the worst three, are only available electronically and never reached print.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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=Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
=Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dure hure. I'm an untalented fuck who couldn't write my way out of a wet paper bag. So I make fun of people with more talent than me to compensate for my micro penis. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
