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''a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns'' | ''a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns'' | ||
| − | Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you need to tell. | + | Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you ''need'' to tell. |
'''Bingos:''' | '''Bingos:''' | ||
* Bluster headfirst into the best solution. | * Bluster headfirst into the best solution. | ||
* Rescue someone else from peril. | * Rescue someone else from peril. | ||
| − | * Carry out a noble act with dignity. | + | * Carry out a noble act with dignity and poise. |
* Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments. | * Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments. | ||
* Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom. | * Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom. | ||
'''Whoopsies:''' | '''Whoopsies:''' | ||
| − | * | + | * Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake. |
* Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process. | * Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process. | ||
* Bite off more than I can chew. | * Bite off more than I can chew. | ||
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* Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess. | * Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess. | ||
* Banish. | * Banish. | ||
| − | Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste. Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast. | + | * Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste. |
| + | Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast. | ||
'''Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)''' | '''Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)''' | ||
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* ¼ cup courtly manners | * ¼ cup courtly manners | ||
* 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar | * 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar | ||
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| + | '''Recipe for a Good Frog (Getting stale, needs a new approach)''' | ||
| + | * A pinch of excitement | ||
| + | * 1/2 cup jumping ability | ||
| + | * 1 croaked onion | ||
| + | * 2 cups pond water (salted to taste) | ||
| + | ''I'm always looking for new recipes, so whenever you find an especially tasty one, add it to my sheet.'' | ||
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| − | ''' | + | '''Tired Old Frog''' |
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| − | { | + | {XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{___}{___}{___}{___} |
| − | {XXX} | ||
| − | {___} | ||
| − | {___} | ||
| − | {___} | ||
| − | + | As much as I would like to pretend I’m going to be a spry young frog forever, I have to admit I’m getting older. When my Track fills up, write down a telltale sign of my age on my sheet (a gray spot / stiff | |
| + | joints / needs glasses / etc.) and replace this Journey with “The Glory Days.” | ||
Latest revision as of 11:28, 15 May 2023
A Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast character.
Parish
a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns
Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you need to tell.
Bingos:
- Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
- Rescue someone else from peril.
- Carry out a noble act with dignity and poise.
- Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
- Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.
Whoopsies:
- Bluster headfirst into a terrible mistake.
- Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
- Bite off more than I can chew.
- Lose track of reality while caught up in a flight of fancy.
- Refuse to let go.
A Recipe for Parish:
- Preheat 1 brave young fellow until gallant & knightly.
- Braise lightly over dragonfire.
- Introduce 1 princess, cursed to be a frog, and kiss.
- Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
- Banish.
- Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste.
Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.
Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)
- 1 cup chopped obsession
- 1 tsp. concentrated love for others
- A drizzle of emotional awareness
- Arrogance to taste
Recipe for a Good Knight: (Needs a fresh twist)
- 7 whole virtues, trimmed & peeled
- 12oz tenderloin steak
- ¼ cup courtly manners
- 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar
Recipe for a Good Frog (Getting stale, needs a new approach)
- A pinch of excitement
- 1/2 cup jumping ability
- 1 croaked onion
- 2 cups pond water (salted to taste)
I'm always looking for new recipes, so whenever you find an especially tasty one, add it to my sheet.
Tired Old Frog
{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{XXX}{___}{___}{___}{___}
As much as I would like to pretend I’m going to be a spry young frog forever, I have to admit I’m getting older. When my Track fills up, write down a telltale sign of my age on my sheet (a gray spot / stiff joints / needs glasses / etc.) and replace this Journey with “The Glory Days.”
