YazebasPbP/Parish
A Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast character.
Parish
a brave frog, once a knight, now the chef at the Bed & Breakfast, who uses he/him pronouns
Pick me if: The flames of chivalry burn bright in your heart, someone might need a bite to eat, you have a terrible pun you need to tell.
Bingos:
- Bluster headfirst into the best solution.
- Rescue someone else from peril.
- Carry out a noble act with dignity.
- Lift everyone’s spirits with the perfect refreshments.
- Give someone a bit of fatherly wisdom.
Whoopsies:
- Assume I understand a situation.
- Try to be “hip” and mess up in the process.
- Bite off more than I can chew.
- Lose track of reality while caught up in a flight of fancy.
- Refuse to let go.
A Recipe for Parish:
- Preheat 1 brave young fellow until gallant & knightly.
- Braise lightly over dragonfire.
- Introduce 1 princess, cursed to be a frog, and kiss.
- Form the knight into a frog, trading out the princess.
- Banish.
Serve slightly disillusioned, with spite to taste. Feeds as many as there are guests at Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast.
Recipe for a Good Chef: (Under development)
- 1 cup chopped obsession
- 1 tsp. concentrated love for others
- A drizzle of emotional awareness
- Arrogance to taste
Recipe for a Good Knight: (Needs a fresh twist)
- 7 whole virtues, trimmed & peeled
- 12oz tenderloin steak
- ¼ cup courtly manners
- 2 tbsp. salt & vinegar
My True Form
I wasn’t always a frog, but if I work hard perhaps I can regain my true form. (Is that how it works? Yazeba pursed her lips, but she didn’t say “No”). Whenever I do one of these things, check it off—but only if I faced the consequences.
{___} Volunteer for a task that’s far beyond me.
{XXX} Pick something up that’s far too heavy for my froggy body.
{___} Avoid water for a day and get very dehydrated.
{___} Dust off the ol’ suit of armor and take it for a spin.
{___} Challenge someone to a duel (and most likely regret it)
Once I’ve completed all of these Great Labors, surely I’ll be restored to his human form, right? Right?? Replace this journey with “My New Form.”
