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4601. To further maximize my terrifying qualities, the first mate will wear a metal mask.
4602. And I shall refer to Andrea, since she is from Karrnath and nobility, as the Baroness.
4603. I reiterate our goals as the Forgotten Freedom are WORLD DOMINATION!
4604. ...if only we could get rid of those pesky Joes.
4605. ...by which I mean the Redcloaks, honest.
4606. KOBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
4607. I will furthermore now sssslur all my sssssssss to add to my villainy
4608. There is no Slip. I don't care what the elemental says.
4609. Don't pour booze on the ring, the last thing we need is a drunk elemental.
4610. Dammit, what I have told you people about bothering the dinosaurs. I don't care if the elemental enjoys it.
4611. From now on the elemental will warn people before he takes over the ship.
4612. For crying out loud, there is no Slip, even if she is the only one on board who can control the elemental.
4613. Do not attempt to put out the fire elemental for a perceived slight at your heritage.
4614. Insectbane candles are to be used sparingly.
4615. Just because we find an ancient creation forge in a cyclopean ruin doesn't mean we should turn it on.
4616. Ketler... no. Just... no.
4617. Don't antagonize the drow, unless you are certain there aren't enough to overpower you.
4618. Even if there aren't enough to overpower you, just don't do it, it's just tacky.
4619. When coming up with a fake name for the ship on the spot when we dock in Stormreach, don't just say the "Forgotten Freeman" or the "Forgetful Freedom". Use something that won't just give it away.
4620. Michael, just because the drow dress up in skimpy clothes, it doesn't mean they like you.
4621. Just because said drow dress up in skimpy outfits doesn't mean they'll **** or ***** or **** or ************* you. They aren't all dominatrixes.
4622. Their outfits are not just to placate "geeky drizzt drow-munchkin-lovers"; they're cultural, not risque.
4623. No, you may not enslave the drow to bring them to Breland to work on your plantation. That is just wrong.
4624. The Giant Empire didn't "get nuked by dragons cuz they were bored".
4625. Do not question the sizing property of the swag we get.
4626. No, you cannot sing the Indiana Jones theme song.
4627. There may or may not be a gigantic ape that these giants worship. We aren't sending Marish over the side of that wall to find out.
4628: Okay, we can send Lisa over. She does tend to get in the way...
4629: Alright, who enlightened the elemental? John...
4630: I am aware that the elemental is a fire elemental, but that doesn't excuse the fact that I now have to talk to the d*mn thing.
4631. Stop roasting Dingbo's arm on the ring. That's what the kitchen is for.
4632. Chalky, that's just mean. Don't eat in front of the donor.
4633. Klaz! Stop wrestling longclaws on the deck!
4634. As hilarious as it is when it gets your arm in its mouth.
4635. Klaz, female members of the crew are not dinosaurs.
4636. You'll really know pain if you call Lisa a 'Sheila'.
4637. Chalky, Klaz's fingers do not make good Squishy bait.
4638. Stop roasting things on the ring, it gets sticky and the elemental won't shut up until someone cleans it.
4639: The dragons of Argonesse are NOT Ascended.
4640: Nor are the Lords of Dust Ori.
4641: No, you will not become a dragon if one of the Sovereign Host shows up before you die.
4642: No, three Kua-toa do not sit on a log by the road going "Bud Why Ser".
4641: It is impossible to control the undead by wearing a sequin jumpsuit and dancing.
4642. I know, I've tried.
4643. You are all forbidden from Karaoke...
4644. Forever.
4645. It is wrong to use a Horn of Blasting as musical accompaniment.
4646. Putting a boot up their ass is not the Brelish way. Selling the boots for 200 coppers is.
4647. It isn't ironic, those are just a series of very unfortunate events, Lisa.
4648. Dontcha think.
4649. Heaven is not a place on this 'Earth' planet, wherever that is, it is in a dimension called Mount Celestia.
4650. As bad as her music is, this Britney bard person is not Toxic... nor should she be dumped in a vat of Cannith runoff.
4651. We have not only stayed in the Hotel California but we in fact have left.
4652. Everybody does not want to rule the world, I personally am one of the few who thinks it's a swell job.
4653. I do not know Stacy's mom, so I couldn't in fact tell you whether or not she has it going on.
4654. Ketler is forbidden from making the music speakers from going to the 11. Because 11 destroys buildings.
4655. Girls who don't like boys but only like cars and money are merely a statistically significant portion of the population, not the entirety and boys aren't much better.
4656. Walking like an Aegyptian just makes you look like a fool.
4657. All I need is a miracle, all I need is you is a contradiction...
4658. The only thing miraculous about this crew is it hasn't been struck down by the gods.
4659. Jacob Hunter is forbidden from trying to sing "Golddigit" and other songs about his life... they're meant to be sung by women.
4660. ...and he's forbidden from turning into a girl to sing it. Creepy-ass changelings...
4661. It is wrong to use the airship to do stunts every time someone plays "Danger Zone".
4662. It does not make you Sir Thomas Cruise!
4663. He's a gnome anyway!
4664. Gnomes are not to be reffered to as snacks. Unless they are especially annoying.
4665. Do not tease every Thranite we see just because we blew the snot out of their armada. Save it for the big fish.
4666. The elemental is for propulsion. Not roasting bards.
4667. Or Gnomes.
4668. Or Halflings.
4669. Or anything else.
4670. No, you can't sear things either, except as part of a combat maneuver.
4671. FOR THE LOVE OF GOLD, THERE IS NO BATMAN ON THIS MOBILE MADHOUSE.
4672. As above but switch Slip for Batman.
4673. The Chamber is not Team America, World Police.
4674. We are not Team America, World Police.
4673. Ravers are NOT reavers!
4674. No King Boranal did not start the bull moose party.
4675. Even if he does want to punch the Lord of Blades in the face.
4676. The purple dreamlily isn't any better.
4677. Neither is the purple catnip.
4678. It is wrong to tell the Shifter it is.
4679. The fine for dreamlily in Thrane is not 30gp.
4680. Especially in Flamekeep.
4681. We will avoid the law-free zone of Sharn at all costs.
4682. Even if the pizza is better there.
4683. Shut up about your ******* katana.
4684. The warforged is NOT a scratching post. Stop telling this to the shifter.
4685. Never let the warforged repair the dwarf's armor. He may end up tightening his nuts.
4686. It is definitely wrong to tell the warforged to do this.
4687. There shall be no stops at Al's Furniture Emporium.
4689. This rule applies to every city that has an Al's.
4690. Especially Flamekeep.
4691. The artificer cannot make you a sword of "Teleport".
4692. Stop asking him.
4693. Shooting a dragon in the ass is not an effective battle strategy. Standing directly behind it while doing so is just plain suicidal.
4694. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
4695. At which point you will be keelhauled.
4696. Twice.
4697. The captain is always right.
4698. No, you may not disprove this.
4699. I don't care if he was drunk that one time.
4700. The ship's mage can only cast Shivering Touch so many times per day, so stop asking him to cast it on Jaela over and over.
4701. No making fun of the Goliath. He is much bigger than you and can probably pick you up and toss you overboard.
4702. Same goes for Erk, the dumb but lovable minotaur barbarian.
4703. Overuse of the feather token of tree is expressly forbidden.
4704. Any attempt to override this rule will result in you being keelhauled by the tree.
4705. Not all glidewings are named Swoop, just two of them.
4706. It is wrong to tell Chalky the warforged is a scratching post.
4706. The mast is most certainly not a scratching post.
4708. It is wrong to tell people this.
4709. I don't care if that's what the elephant was using it for when we found it.
4710. Wait a second, why do we have a mast? This is a frigging airship.
4711. Marish does not have a cuter, nonslutty, sister named Fiona.
4712. We do not fail to notice her because she looks like a big ball of fuzz when curled up.
4713. She does not sleep on crew member's faces at night!
4714. ...That's Marish.
4715. The halfling is not to be used as a basketball.
4716. It is wrong to tell Erk or the warforged this.
4717. Especially don't tell them at the same time.
4718. They might get competitive.
4719. And you don't want that, trust me.
4720. Have you ever seen a minotaur cry? It's not pretty.
4721. The minotaur does not attack everything in sight.
4722. That's a stereotype and unfair to him.
4723. Besides, he only attacks what I tell him to.
4724. No, he will not attack Thrane so you can kidnap Jaela!
4725. The captain may be sauced at any point in time.
4726. It's his prerogative, of course.
4728. Must not tell the warforged that the minotaur could theoretically toss him overboard at any time.
4729. You can tell Erk, though.
4730. He probably will do it.
4731. Probably should not have told the warforged he could fly by flapping his arms though.
4732. Magic missile is the most useful spell the ship's mage can ever possibly learn.
4733. No, really, it is.
4734. I once knew a halfling that took down a dragon with it.
4735. No I'm serious.
4736. Why are you laughing? I wasn't kidding!
4737. Dammit, you're getting keelhauled.
4738. I'm serious, stop laughing at me!
4739. You may not carve your initials into the warforged's crotch.
4740. I don't care if you are a vagrant gnome.
4741. You may not shove the warforged with adamantine body into the well "just to see if he can swim".
4742. Especially not if he is carrying all the party's loot.
4743. Elemental Grafts are NOT to be used on body parts normally hidden by clothing!
4744. Neither is the Ironwood spell.
4745. Ray of Enfeeblement is up to you, I guess...
4746. You may not use a Tumble check to impress the guards at the noblemen's party into letting you in.
4747. If the LG cleric suggests an evil plan, call it out of character and have him wander out of sight momentarily.
4748. You may not start a list of 101 uses for a dead Emerald Claw Soldier.
4749. Not even if you find six ways in just two dungeon rooms.
4750. The druid's summoned monkey is not proficient with weapons, so don't give it any.
4751. Especially if that weapon is a dead Emerald Claw Soldier.
4752. Or any body part thereof.
4753. You will not dye the captain pink.
4754. Or purple.
4755. Or whatever the hell color you have prepared for tomorrow.
4756. Stop dyeing me colors.
4758. That was not an invitarion to dye me black.
4759. Nor to start using paints again.
4760. Form now on, all epic members of the crew are forbidden from starting mutinies.
4761. Redshirt fireball "catch" is forbidden; due to the number of casualties and the burnmarks on the hull (punishable by being fed to whatever comes out of the next tear in Reality).
4762. Feeding redshirts to Erk the Minotaur is also forbidden.
4763. So is Supplying Chalky with paints.
4764. And letting a Lawyer onboard.
4765. Kithle, Ketler, Kanatash and Sa'vor are banned from creating a super weapon... UNLESS the captain gives his express permission.
4766. RE: 4762. But Erk think redshirts so tasty.
4768. When the minotaur says "Grawpo graa graa graa!" it is probably a good time to run.
4769. If for any reason you accidentally enter Al's Furniture Emporium, buy at least one thing.
4770. Trust me on this. A crying stockman with a red afro is not funny, it's sad.
4771. There is no such thing as a miniature warforged.
4772. Stop telling this to the warforged.
4773. And especially stop telling him that the dwarf is one too.
4774. The dwarf is not considered to be any of the following: a ball.
4775. A ranged weapon.
4776. A bullet.
4777. Or any other sort of thrown or launched weapon.
4778. Telling Erk otherwise may result in you losing your dwarf.
4779. And that would be bad.
4780. RE: 4760. Erk wonders... what's a mutiny? Is it something that Erk can play with?
4792. No calling your drill seargent 'Gunny'. Doing so will have you launched, by railgun, into Argonesse with a fake mark of death painted on.
4793. Do not ask the Inspired where they get their Inspiration from.
4794. Shifter crewmembers do not mark their territory by urinating on things.
4795. My shoes are my territory and my territory alone.
4795. Other crewmembers do not mark their territory by urinating on things, particularly other crewmembers, organic or not.
4796. To mark something as yours, write your name on it.
4797. Do not write your name on other crewmembers.
4798. Do not tattoo your name on other crewmembers.
4799. Do not write your name on Jaela.
4800. Do not tattoo your name on Jaela.
4801. Not allowed to dress up in silvery jumpsuits, dye yourselves green, put a headband with antennae on, and kidnap people fromt the Eldeen reaches to experiment on.
4802. Expanding on 4801, which now applies to all other countries on Khorvaire.
4803. Do not write your name on countries. Period.
4804. Do not write your name in any bodily fluid.
4805. Summon swarm doesn't give the target crabs, no matter how much you want it to.
4806. May not use the Forgotten Freedom to create crop circles.
4807. May not use true creation to create your dream woman.
4808. 4801 now includes using said abductees to start your own religion and is now a class 2 keelhauling offense.
4809. May not longer use create minor image and pyrotechnics to create your own native religion.
4810. 4809 now includes all illusion spells, polymorph spells, and wish spells.
4811. May not Wish oneself divine ranks.
4812. May not throw heads of state into a planar rift to Xoriat, even if they richly deserve it.
4813. May not throw anyone into a planar rift to Xoriat.
4815. You can no longer use redshirts to create your own empire in Q'barra.
4816. 4815 now applies to any sparsely inhabited area.
4817. Do not write your name on any head of state.
4818, Do not tattoo your name on any head of state.
4819. If anyone even thinks of writing or tattooing or otherwise causing a manifestation of your name(s) on the captain, your pay is docked for the rest of your life, and you will spend the rest of your life attached to the keel. Permanently.
4820. You may not force someone to break any of the above rules through the following: mind control, possession, blackmail, bribery, insider trading, illusion, drunkenness, dares, threats, coercion, and any other possible way of forcing someone to do something. This is not limited to conceivable ways of forcing someone to do something.
4821. Redshirts are not to be used as a food source when supplies run low.
4822. Do not tell them that they are.
4823. Do not tell the minotaur, warforged, and/or the crew this.
4824. May not cast Pyrotechnics on the Silver Flame.
4825. When convicted of a crime, you may not use the excuse "The Silver Flame told me to do it".
4826. The above also now includes all other religions.
4827. Including the ones you created yourself before the rules forbade you to.
4828. Rxpanding on the not allowed to feed redshirts to Erk rule: you are now not allowed to feed other crew members to Erk.
4829. Nor are you allowed to feed the captain to Erk.
4830. Nor are you allowed to feed mutinous crew members to Erk (since that includes half the crew).
4831. Turning in your fellow crew members for the reward money is strictly forbidden.
4832. (unless the captain gets a cut)
4833. Do not get between Satnak and breakfast.
4834. You will not get between the captain and breakfast. This is a Class 1 keelhauling offense.
4833. Any rule that has previous stated that Erk or the warforged can't do something - DO NOT TELL MURADIN TO DO THIS THIS!!!!!
4834. Taking off all of your equipment/clothes does not make you invisible.
4835. If you hear Muradin's war-cry "MURADIN SMASH", run from any object that is possibly smashable.
4836. For the last time, there is no Batman on this ship.
4837. And no, Bruce Ki is not Batman.
4838. He might be Chuck Norris, though.
4839. Why? Because if he's Chuck Norris he can't be Batman.
4840. No, Chuck Norris cannot be Batman's secret identity.
4841. I told you, Bruce Ki isn't Chuck Norris or Batman!
4842. Listen, Chuck Norris is not Batman!
4843. And Bruce Ki is not the secret identity of Chuck Norris!
4844. Who, once again, is not the secret identity of Batman!
4845. I think I've created a monster.
4846. The Warforged is not USB-compliant.
4847. The next person to fiddle around with the time-clock and their time cards gets keelhauled by his toenails.
4848. Tabitha does taxes, she is NOT a 'bloodsucking, money-grubbing, government stooge'.
4849. Hells, just about the whole crew is money-grubbing.
4850. Booze is not our currency.
4851. Neither is it barter.
4852. Michael is not the baddest man in town.
4853. Leroy Brown is the baddest man in the whole damn town.
4854. The Warforged did not come with a User Agreement.
4855. Even if he did, said Agreement does not involve Michael getting his pick of female crew members.
4856. The captain does, however, get 30% of the take.
4857. Cause he's the CAPTAIN, thats why.
4858. That, and he's the only person who will actually put up with this bunch of expendable jerks.
4859. Satnak is not allowed to glare at crew members anymore.
4860. Unless they really deserve it.
4861. Dooj, stop hiding behind Erk, he can't protect you no matter how much bigger he is than Satnak.
4862. Dooj, don't play with Bruce Ki's sword-chucks. You'll...
4863. Nobody plays with the sword-chucks without the requisite Exotic Weapon Proficiency Feat...
4864. Not that there are such things, of course.
4865. Stupid the Warforged doesn't need more RAM.
4866. Nor a new motherboard.
4867. Though he could do with an Antistatic Field Spell, just so the old dwarven lady doesn't have to dust him every day.
4868. Because it's embarrassing, that's why!
4869. The Forgotten Freedom is not an intraplanar passenger liner.
4870. It doesn't matter what the nightshade offered, we are not dropping it off in the City of the Dead.
4871. Ketler is forbidden to repair the holes in the hull with dryad-infested livewood.
4872. Even if he can get the dryads to dress like Jaela.
4873. No one is left behind, unless they have a means of getting back to the ship besides walking. Then you can leave them behind as many times as you want.
4874. Sticking jetpacks onto the warforged so that you can leave them behind is not allowed. And neither is trying to get Ketler to make some for you.
4875. No one at all is allowed to build anything without the Captain's permission. And if you do, you will be doubly flogged, or the Captain's choice of punishment, for a month.
4876. If a halfling comes aboard and is able to drink five times his weight in ale, then do not try and punch him out.
4877. During bombing raids, yelling "durka durka jihad" is frowned upon.
4878. Especially when bombing anywhere in Thrane.
4879. Convincing John to use Bigby's Crushing Tactical Nuke while doing so is a keelhaulable offense.
4880. Because use of BCTN was explicitly reserved for the Captain earlier in this list.
4881. BECAUSE I'M THE CAPTAIN, THAT'S WHY!
4882. You are not allowed to tell any of our INT dump-stat crew members to do any of this.
4883. Convincing the Ninja Jaela to do any of this merits a keelhauling.
4884. Convincing the real Jaela to do any of this will result in a keelhauling (liquid and regular) and being assigned as Pholly's assistant for the next week.
4885. The Redshirts are not allowed to do whatever Sa'vor just did.
4886. Chalky, that gold plate is crew loot!
4887. And by crew loot, I mean my loot.
4888. "The halfling is not allowed to bluff the goblin cleric into buying a mouldy blanket for 3000gp, then letting the cleric get high because he burned it."
4889. "Nor is anyone allowed to try it on the warforged cleric".
4888. We are not renaming the ship the Battlestar Eberron.
4889. Jacob Hunter, our Skiff Pilot, is not named Starbuck.
4990. Even if is a man that turns into a woman.
4991. We are not on our way to find the mythical lost planet of Earth...
4992. Even if we have utterly wrecked Eberron.
4993. ...but if we DO flee the planet then we'll blame the warforged for it.
4994. ...hereafter referred to as Cylons.
4995. KETLER! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO THX!!?!?
4996. I don't care if Stupid is much happier as a blonde lingerie model, that sort of experimentation is strictly forbidden!
4997. ...and no! An attractive Sarlonan actress is not better!
4998. When we find a bunch of alien organism's eggs, we do not bring them aboard.
4999. Even if the Monstrous Manual says they're worth 500 gp each.
5000. ...it is not a good sign when the hatchling wraps around the face of the crew member.
5001. Even if it did shut him up.
5002. The creature ripping out of his chest afterwards is because of the egg, probably NOT the cooking.
5003. ...wait, the eggs were IN the cooking, I stand corrected.
5004. Ensign Wesley Crusher is sentenced to death.
5005. No, I'm not going to explain myself.
5006. It is wrong to program Stupid with the Laws of Robotics.
5007. Because those ALWAYS end up violated horribly.
5008. Jacob is hereby forbidden from meeting with any artificers we encounter since invariably they decide to give up their privileged positions to try world domination.
5009. ...I think after the 15th billionaire tries it, it ceases to be coincidence, Jacob.
5010. V is forbidden from taking up the role of "The Mad Bomber That Bombs at Midnight".
5011. Even if he does get to say "YEAH BABY!" a lot.
5012. V is furthermore forbidden from taking up research in explosives after the tragic loss of a certain crew member.
5013. Oh, quiet, Pholly will be stone cold dead in a minute.
5014. He is not getting better.
5015. *looks over his shoulder, gets a club, and hits him over the head*
5016. V is forbidden from making Jaela his garishly-dressed sidekick.
5017. V is forbidden from resuming his life as Cyrean playboy Bruce Wayne.
5018. That's ridiculous, Bruce Wayne wears glasses.
5019. ...or am I thinking of someone else?
5020. V is forbidden from adding gadgets to his repertoire to "FIGHT ALL EVIL".
5021. There's enough infighting in this crew already.
5022. V is forbidden from referring to Jaela as "Sparrow".
5023. It's just an excuse to get her into hot pants anyway!
5024. V is forbidden from claiming childhood psychological trauma to get out of every conviction levied against him.
5025. V does not "Know what evil lurks in the hearts of men".
5026. V cannot form a 'Society of Justice' with Bruce Ki, Jacob Hunter, Jaela, and Batman to fight the Evil aboard this Ship.
5027. BECAUSE BATMAN IS NOT ONBOARD THIS SHIP.
5028. V is not allowed to have his own theme music.
5029. Especially if its just "na na na na na naa" Over and over again!
5030. There is no "V Girl".
5031. V is forbidden from calling Marish Catwoman!
5032. Even if it's literally accurate.
5033. Kanatash is not 'The Riddler'.
5034. V does not have V-merangs.
5035. Cause it's not even a word. They're V-shaped anyway!
5036. V IS NOT THE FIGHTER OF EVIL ON THIS SHIP!
5037. The affirmative action people are getting uppity again. From now on the 12-alarm de Norbaz is classified as an ooze.
5038. I'm getting really tired of this but once again, I AM NOT BATMAN.
5039. No, I am not Batman's secret identity.
5040. No, that is not what Batman's secret identity would say.
5041. Err, okay, that is what Batman's secret identity would say, but that's beside the point.
5042. I don't care if there's a rule saying I'm Batman.
5043. I was either drunk or insane when I wrote that.
5044. Rules that I made when drunk/insane are null and void.
5045. Wait a second... :censored: stop! I take it back!
5046. :censored:, not again.
5047. Acknowledge that there is a difference between pleasantly drunk Jarlot, and madly drunk Jarlot, obey orders placed during pleasantly drunkenness.
5048. The difference between the Drunk Jarlots is approximately one beer.
5049. Michael, stop claiming responsibility for making Lisa evil, albeit temporarily.
5050. You didn't get her to 'loosen up' either.
5051. Nor did you get her 'in the ol' sack'.
5052. "Why you think the 'Net was born?"
5053. Upon completing his course on becoming an Alchemist Savant, Pholly will do double duty as ship's bartender.
5054. Until his debt for ship repairs is paid off.
5055. Bombing targets with Norbaz's 5-alarm chili has been officially declared a Crime Against Humanity.
5056. Like we care...
5057. Nuclear Warheads are not party favors.
5058. Nor are any form of artillery.
5059. A Dalek is not a sex toy.
5060. Despite what Ketler might say.
5061. Breland is not to be described as "The festering capitalist hellhole soon to be overthrown by the proletariat".
5062. THIS MEANS YOU, V.
5063. Karrnath is not to be described as "A bunch of Vodka-snorting undead-worshipping atheists".
5064. This means YOU, Jacob.
5065. Thrane is not to be referred to as "The Bible Belt".
5066. Aundair is not to be referred to as the "Frog's-Leg-eating Surrender-Monkey country".
5067. Wait... that's what I call it.
5068. Darguun is not to be called "Pigtown".
5069. Within Dooj's ear range.
5070. The Inspired are not possessed by Gozer.
5071. I am not authorized to sell Web Enhancements for the 'Forgotten Freedom'.
5072. Demogorgon is not Bipolar.
5073. Castintg "Right Guard" on Troglodytes to cover up their BO is appreciated, but not really needed.
5074. Pholly is not Nodwick's long-lost cousin.
5075. Larry Elmore can draw women, by God!!
5076. We are not rejects from 'Snarf Quest'.
5077. Heck, we actually make Snarf look like a slick professional.
5078. Scary thought, huh?
5078. No, you're not Chuck Norris.
5079. No, I'm not Chuck Norris.
5080. No, Dooj definitely isn't Chuck Norris.
5081. We really need a decent cook back.
5082. What do you mean we never had a decent cook!
5083. Ahem, we need a better cook than what we have currently.
5085. Just because Terra has Incendiary Skin, it does not make her the Human Torch.
5086. She's an elf.
5087. Nor does it make her the Elven Torch.
5088. She is not Jonny Storm's evil twin/opposite.
5089. She does not shout "Flame On" either.
5090. No, Michael, it does not burn off her clothes.
5091. I don't care how much you want it to...
5092. Satnak, what have I told you about glaring at crewmembers?
5093. DO NOT GLARE AT THE INSANE DRUGRUNNER THAT IS FRIENDS WITH THE DAELKYR HALFBREED (or whatever Volrath is)!
5094. I don't care if you're not scared. This is for our safety, not yours.
5095. In case it was forgotten, the captain gets a (substantial) cut of anything developed on his ship.
5096. Anyone wishing to admit to "neglecting" the captains portion will be able to avoid most of the requisite punishment.
5097. I could care less what you think you...
5098. Good point!
5099. Anyone directly involved in the captain's food preparation is exempt from punishment in the event of a violation of rules 5095 and 5096.
5100. What? WITH A WHAT?? there's no way that would fit in my ... well that's just appalling! and a what?!? Why would you even appropriate such a thing...
XXXX: I don't care that it won't hurt her. you will NOT use Stone Shape on the petrified body of Jaela to age her several years. It doesn't work that way.
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