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5108  FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME I AM NOT BATMAN!!!
 
5108  FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME I AM NOT BATMAN!!!
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5094.  I am not allowed to screw around with time.
 
5094.  I am not allowed to screw around with time.
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5095.  We all know that Norbaz chilli is spiked, but can everyone stop taking credit for it?
 
5095.  We all know that Norbaz chilli is spiked, but can everyone stop taking credit for it?
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5096.  Musnt encourage a demon to possess the chilli.
 
5096.  Musnt encourage a demon to possess the chilli.
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5097.  Terra, just because you have a thing for Lisa, that doesnt mean Devon and Michael will stop making passes at you.
 
5097.  Terra, just because you have a thing for Lisa, that doesnt mean Devon and Michael will stop making passes at you.
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5098.  They make passes at just about anything humanoid and female.
 
5098.  They make passes at just about anything humanoid and female.
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5099.  Just ask Michael about the medusa incident.
 
5099.  Just ask Michael about the medusa incident.
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5100.  Devons poetry is not to be used to interrogate prisoners.
 
5100.  Devons poetry is not to be used to interrogate prisoners.
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5101.  We do have -some- humanity, after all.
 
5101.  We do have -some- humanity, after all.
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5102.  Pholly is hereby forbidden to ferment the chilli.
 
5102.  Pholly is hereby forbidden to ferment the chilli.
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5103.  Next person to spike the coffee....dies.
 
5103.  Next person to spike the coffee....dies.
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5104.  No trial.
 
5104.  No trial.
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5105.  No appeal.
 
5105.  No appeal.
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5106.  DIES.
 
5106.  DIES.
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5107: Terra is no longer allowed to enter drinking contests. We simply don’t have the storage capacity.
 
5107: Terra is no longer allowed to enter drinking contests. We simply don’t have the storage capacity.
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5108: No, not even if you can make the stuff yourse-what? Seriously?
 
5108: No, not even if you can make the stuff yourse-what? Seriously?
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5109: I stick by 5107. I agreed to let you use the crew as guinea pigs, but NO ONE messes with MY booze.
 
5109: I stick by 5107. I agreed to let you use the crew as guinea pigs, but NO ONE messes with MY booze.
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5110.  Lisa is not your own, personal Jesus.
 
5110.  Lisa is not your own, personal Jesus.
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5111.  This means you, Michael.
 
5111.  This means you, Michael.
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5112.  The captain, on the other hand....
 
5112.  The captain, on the other hand....
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5113.  She isnt much on forgiving, either.
 
5113.  She isnt much on forgiving, either.
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5114.  She does hand out a lot of 'blessed beatings', though.
 
5114.  She does hand out a lot of 'blessed beatings', though.
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5115.  Jaela is not, in any way, shape or form, the personal Jesus of anyone on this bucket.
 
5115.  Jaela is not, in any way, shape or form, the personal Jesus of anyone on this bucket.
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5116.  Yes, this means you.
 
5116.  Yes, this means you.
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5117.  Until further notice, Norbaz' 12 alarm chili is food.
 
5117.  Until further notice, Norbaz' 12 alarm chili is food.
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5118.  It is not a weapon.
 
5118.  It is not a weapon.
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514- it is NOT the end of the world as we know it, and you do NOT feel fine
 
514- it is NOT the end of the world as we know it, and you do NOT feel fine
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515- THIS IS NOT THE HMS PINAFORE
 
515- THIS IS NOT THE HMS PINAFORE
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516 you cannot fly in Sharn
 
516 you cannot fly in Sharn
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517 nor can you use a smole ladder to climb through sharn
 
517 nor can you use a smole ladder to climb through sharn
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518 you are NOT Long John Silver, even if you have a pet lobster and one leg
 
518 you are NOT Long John Silver, even if you have a pet lobster and one leg
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519 the first mate is not to be referred to as Mr. Arrow
 
519 the first mate is not to be referred to as Mr. Arrow
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520 iam not Captain Smallet
 
520 iam not Captain Smallet
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514- we do NOT reed to take the left turn at albaquerquie
 
514- we do NOT reed to take the left turn at albaquerquie
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5124: Pholly and Phollie are now two seperate entities.
 
5124: Pholly and Phollie are now two seperate entities.
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5125: It is imaterial that we made up Phollie.
 
5125: It is imaterial that we made up Phollie.
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5126: Phollie is not made of straw.  
 
5126: Phollie is not made of straw.  
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5127: No, he does not need to see the wizard for a brain.
 
5127: No, he does not need to see the wizard for a brain.
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5128: Ketler, get to work on making Phollie a body before reality collapses and we all die.
 
5128: Ketler, get to work on making Phollie a body before reality collapses and we all die.
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5129: Ketler, read rule 5126, AGAIN!
 
5129: Ketler, read rule 5126, AGAIN!
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5130: V, just because Terra commands hordes of animals and is apparently freaked out by very little, it does not mean you can refer to her as "fearless leader"
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5130: V, just because Terra commands hordes of animals and is apparently freaked out by very little, it does not mean you can  
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refer to her as "fearless leader"
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5131: Nor does she employ this "Moose and Squirrel" you keep talking about
 
5131: Nor does she employ this "Moose and Squirrel" you keep talking about
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5132: Well, ok, she probably does employ at least some members of those species, but that's beside the point
 
5132: Well, ok, she probably does employ at least some members of those species, but that's beside the point
  
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5133: No, Nalfien is not really a drow.
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5134: No, he is not from Forgotten Realms.
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5135: No, he is not Drizzt's older brother.
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5136: No, he is not really dead.
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5137: Him going to sigil Prep is not evidence that he can ingore canon material.
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5138: No, the Gatekeepers do not run around in shaders and dark suits, using a flashing wand to erase our memories of the fact
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that abberrations live among us as normal people.
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5139: Despite what Kithle claims.
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5140: No, a race of gliding half-dragons that turn to stone during the day does not live in Sharn and protect the people.
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5141: Even if they did, they would not have a friend on the watch who is a hot female half-drow inquisative.
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5107. There will be no abberational armies allowed onboard the Forgotten Freedom from this point on.
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5108. This applies to existing abberational armies.
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5109. No, you won't have any problem with disposing of yours....
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5110. You see, I assigned our chili chef to feed them.
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5111. Yes, they're all dead.
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5112. Yes, even the undead ones.
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5113. I know you're vowing vengeance.
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5114. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yes, too bad.
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5115. Michael is no longer allowed to flip out and kill everyone whom mentions his sister in a manner that can remotely be
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construed as sexual.
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5116. I believe that's called taking a level in Berserker.
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5117. There is no one allowed to mock the Captain's love poetry to Aerith.
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5118. That includes dressing Jacob up as Aerith in order to get at the chocolate I buy for her.
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5119. Marish is forbidden to eat it as well....
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5120. Even if I can't stop her once she starts wagging her tail.
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5121. Mickey Nine Fingers is forbidden from pulling out a shotgun and blowing the head off people whom come to him for
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problems that don't need his attention.
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5122. Or just for the hell of it.
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5123. Even if he bandages the wound.
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5124. You shall not imply the Captain isn't Epic Level.
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5125. You shall certainly not do that by wrapping him up in a burlap sack and beating him to test his hit points.
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5126. The Captain does not need to prove his epic levels, he is simply that badass.
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5127. The Captain DID TOO beat Khyber and implying he didn't is punishable by being forced to walk the Plank.
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5128. It is wrong to make the plank sentient Ketler.
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5129. Or to give her a female personality so John won't be lonely.
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5130. The fact that Andrea bound the personality of a late crew member to it doesn't make it any better either.
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5131. It is wrong to tell Marish that she's getting pudgy to get her to do catrobics.
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5132. It is wrong to tell Michael purposely awful advice to court Lisa.
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5133. No one is allowed to tell Michael that his Dragon Magazine Bhaalspawn template is worthless in Eberron.
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5134. No one is allowed to play Baldur's Gate in front of him and point out how successful their characters are by comparison.
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5135. Our drow crew member is forbidden to mock Drizzt.
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5136. It was funny at the start but someone please let him out of the closet.
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5137. It is wrong to make the joke "Drizzt Do'Urden won't come out of the closet"
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5138. At least as many times as you've made it.
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5139. Dooj, please stop moping about the fact Michael has fallen in love with Lisa....
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5140. Yes, I know you like him THAT way but its really....
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5141. Oh crap, did I just share that secret of yours with the entire crew?
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5142. Ummm...pretend I never said that.
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5143. As Captain I insist on a cut of all artifacts and magical items equal to my station...say....100% minus items that suck
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like the Eye of Vecna and 'talky' items like this sword "Stormbringer."
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5144. Its impolite to speculate about my ever changing backstory.
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5145. No, I am NOT Batman.
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5146. I was just a billionaire Sharn Doctor's son that saw his family gunned down in a filthy ally before learning everything
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to fight crime.
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5147. Andrea, you are forbidden from plotting against Terra's life.
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5148. Yes, I know that there's not room for any other sexually alternate evil magicians but that's beside the point.
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5149. The crew is forbidden from nominating new captains to replace me by the following methods...
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5150. Lotto.
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5151. Amateur porn video competition.
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5152. Ritual Combat (wait that IS how I'm the Captain)
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5153. For those who challenge me to ritual combat, we shall settle it by the manner of swords and pistols. You get the swords,
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I get the pistols.
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5154. ...And that is why I am still captain.
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5155. You cannot nominate the following people for Captain...
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5156. Batman...
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5157. The Master...
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5158. Margeret Thatcher...
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5159. Homer Simpson...
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5160. Skeletor...
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5161. Starscream...
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5162. Cobra Commander...
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5163. Colonel Klink....
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5164. Keith Baker
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5165. It is wrong to inform Stupid that Scholar is just one of his alternate personalities.
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5166. From now on, all crew member Red Shirts will be recruited from the "Smith Clan" and be named John.
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5167. I'm the captain Stop following Kithle.
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5168. I'm the captain Stop following Smig, and Chalky.
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5169. Speaking of which, I'm green and stuck.
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5170. Don't turn my gawd damn ship into an episode of Friends.
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5171. Don't come to me with your relationship questions...
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5167. There is no such thing as Materia
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5168. Jarlot's nickname is not Cloud, because this is not Final Fantasy
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5169. The fact that the two girls who are interested in him are Tifa and Aeris/Aerith is only a slight coincedence
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5170. Jarlot does not know how to wield a sword larger than himself
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5171. He does not have a rival named Sephiroth who wants to destroy the world
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5172: If a crewmember has not shown up for meals in two weeks or has not been seen in five days, the responsibility to have meals brought to those crewmembers rooms falls to whoever at the time is subordinate under the Cooky foor KP duty, if no one
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is assinged to KP duty, the responsibility falls upon the Cooky.
  
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5173: NO MORE DUPLICATES, pholly/ie was onething, Igor/Igor is not going to cause a mess, but does anyone really want to think about the damage cloning Kithle or Satnak might cause. Heavens forbid someone clones Tifa.
  
 
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5101 exemption from punishment for violation of rules 5095 and 5096 will hereby be extended to anyone involved in the recent scheming...

5102 Cabin boy is not the Boy Wonder.

5103 I know he does wondrous things, that's not what I'm referring to and you know it...

5104 Yeah he is an agile little sprite...well that's what cabin boys Do...

5105 WHAT!! US being Gay for each other does not make him my sidek...  :bigeyes: !!! WE ARE NOT GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!!

5106 :rant:STOP SNICKERING!! THAT'S IT! Anyone referring to the cabin boy or the captain as being; gay for each other, the dynamic duo or any derivatives there of; will be dipped in holy water, tarred, feathered, liquid keelhauled, then keelhauled

5107 NO I would still be this sensitive about this if I wasn't bat...

5108 FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME I AM NOT BATMAN!!!

5094. I am not allowed to screw around with time.

5095. We all know that Norbaz chilli is spiked, but can everyone stop taking credit for it?

5096. Musnt encourage a demon to possess the chilli.

5097. Terra, just because you have a thing for Lisa, that doesnt mean Devon and Michael will stop making passes at you.

5098. They make passes at just about anything humanoid and female.

5099. Just ask Michael about the medusa incident.

5100. Devons poetry is not to be used to interrogate prisoners.

5101. We do have -some- humanity, after all.

5102. Pholly is hereby forbidden to ferment the chilli.

5103. Next person to spike the coffee....dies.

5104. No trial.

5105. No appeal.

5106. DIES.

5107: Terra is no longer allowed to enter drinking contests. We simply don’t have the storage capacity.

5108: No, not even if you can make the stuff yourse-what? Seriously?

5109: I stick by 5107. I agreed to let you use the crew as guinea pigs, but NO ONE messes with MY booze.

5110. Lisa is not your own, personal Jesus.

5111. This means you, Michael.

5112. The captain, on the other hand....

5113. She isnt much on forgiving, either.

5114. She does hand out a lot of 'blessed beatings', though.

5115. Jaela is not, in any way, shape or form, the personal Jesus of anyone on this bucket.

5116. Yes, this means you.

5117. Until further notice, Norbaz' 12 alarm chili is food.

5118. It is not a weapon.

514- it is NOT the end of the world as we know it, and you do NOT feel fine


515- THIS IS NOT THE HMS PINAFORE

516 you cannot fly in Sharn

517 nor can you use a smole ladder to climb through sharn

518 you are NOT Long John Silver, even if you have a pet lobster and one leg

519 the first mate is not to be referred to as Mr. Arrow

520 iam not Captain Smallet

514- we do NOT reed to take the left turn at albaquerquie

5124: Pholly and Phollie are now two seperate entities.

5125: It is imaterial that we made up Phollie.

5126: Phollie is not made of straw.

5127: No, he does not need to see the wizard for a brain.

5128: Ketler, get to work on making Phollie a body before reality collapses and we all die.

5129: Ketler, read rule 5126, AGAIN!

5130: V, just because Terra commands hordes of animals and is apparently freaked out by very little, it does not mean you can refer to her as "fearless leader"


5131: Nor does she employ this "Moose and Squirrel" you keep talking about


5132: Well, ok, she probably does employ at least some members of those species, but that's beside the point

5133: No, Nalfien is not really a drow.

5134: No, he is not from Forgotten Realms.

5135: No, he is not Drizzt's older brother.

5136: No, he is not really dead.

5137: Him going to sigil Prep is not evidence that he can ingore canon material.

5138: No, the Gatekeepers do not run around in shaders and dark suits, using a flashing wand to erase our memories of the fact that abberrations live among us as normal people.

5139: Despite what Kithle claims.

5140: No, a race of gliding half-dragons that turn to stone during the day does not live in Sharn and protect the people.

5141: Even if they did, they would not have a friend on the watch who is a hot female half-drow inquisative.


5107. There will be no abberational armies allowed onboard the Forgotten Freedom from this point on.

5108. This applies to existing abberational armies.

5109. No, you won't have any problem with disposing of yours....

5110. You see, I assigned our chili chef to feed them.

5111. Yes, they're all dead.

5112. Yes, even the undead ones.

5113. I know you're vowing vengeance.

5114. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yes, too bad.

5115. Michael is no longer allowed to flip out and kill everyone whom mentions his sister in a manner that can remotely be construed as sexual.

5116. I believe that's called taking a level in Berserker.

5117. There is no one allowed to mock the Captain's love poetry to Aerith.

5118. That includes dressing Jacob up as Aerith in order to get at the chocolate I buy for her.

5119. Marish is forbidden to eat it as well....

5120. Even if I can't stop her once she starts wagging her tail.

5121. Mickey Nine Fingers is forbidden from pulling out a shotgun and blowing the head off people whom come to him for problems that don't need his attention.

5122. Or just for the hell of it.

5123. Even if he bandages the wound.

5124. You shall not imply the Captain isn't Epic Level.

5125. You shall certainly not do that by wrapping him up in a burlap sack and beating him to test his hit points.

5126. The Captain does not need to prove his epic levels, he is simply that badass.

5127. The Captain DID TOO beat Khyber and implying he didn't is punishable by being forced to walk the Plank.

5128. It is wrong to make the plank sentient Ketler.

5129. Or to give her a female personality so John won't be lonely.

5130. The fact that Andrea bound the personality of a late crew member to it doesn't make it any better either.

5131. It is wrong to tell Marish that she's getting pudgy to get her to do catrobics.

5132. It is wrong to tell Michael purposely awful advice to court Lisa.

5133. No one is allowed to tell Michael that his Dragon Magazine Bhaalspawn template is worthless in Eberron.

5134. No one is allowed to play Baldur's Gate in front of him and point out how successful their characters are by comparison.

5135. Our drow crew member is forbidden to mock Drizzt.

5136. It was funny at the start but someone please let him out of the closet.

5137. It is wrong to make the joke "Drizzt Do'Urden won't come out of the closet"

5138. At least as many times as you've made it.

5139. Dooj, please stop moping about the fact Michael has fallen in love with Lisa....

5140. Yes, I know you like him THAT way but its really....

5141. Oh crap, did I just share that secret of yours with the entire crew?

5142. Ummm...pretend I never said that.

5143. As Captain I insist on a cut of all artifacts and magical items equal to my station...say....100% minus items that suck like the Eye of Vecna and 'talky' items like this sword "Stormbringer."

5144. Its impolite to speculate about my ever changing backstory.

5145. No, I am NOT Batman.

5146. I was just a billionaire Sharn Doctor's son that saw his family gunned down in a filthy ally before learning everything to fight crime.

5147. Andrea, you are forbidden from plotting against Terra's life.

5148. Yes, I know that there's not room for any other sexually alternate evil magicians but that's beside the point.

5149. The crew is forbidden from nominating new captains to replace me by the following methods...

5150. Lotto.

5151. Amateur porn video competition.

5152. Ritual Combat (wait that IS how I'm the Captain)

5153. For those who challenge me to ritual combat, we shall settle it by the manner of swords and pistols. You get the swords, I get the pistols.

5154. ...And that is why I am still captain.

5155. You cannot nominate the following people for Captain...

5156. Batman...

5157. The Master...

5158. Margeret Thatcher...

5159. Homer Simpson...

5160. Skeletor...

5161. Starscream...

5162. Cobra Commander...

5163. Colonel Klink....

5164. Keith Baker

5165. It is wrong to inform Stupid that Scholar is just one of his alternate personalities.

5166. From now on, all crew member Red Shirts will be recruited from the "Smith Clan" and be named John.

5167. I'm the captain Stop following Kithle.

5168. I'm the captain Stop following Smig, and Chalky.

5169. Speaking of which, I'm green and stuck.

5170. Don't turn my gawd damn ship into an episode of Friends.

5171. Don't come to me with your relationship questions...

5167. There is no such thing as Materia

5168. Jarlot's nickname is not Cloud, because this is not Final Fantasy

5169. The fact that the two girls who are interested in him are Tifa and Aeris/Aerith is only a slight coincedence

5170. Jarlot does not know how to wield a sword larger than himself

5171. He does not have a rival named Sephiroth who wants to destroy the world

5172: If a crewmember has not shown up for meals in two weeks or has not been seen in five days, the responsibility to have meals brought to those crewmembers rooms falls to whoever at the time is subordinate under the Cooky foor KP duty, if no one is assinged to KP duty, the responsibility falls upon the Cooky.

5173: NO MORE DUPLICATES, pholly/ie was onething, Igor/Igor is not going to cause a mess, but does anyone really want to think about the damage cloning Kithle or Satnak might cause. Heavens forbid someone clones Tifa.

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