Forgotten Freedom:Jarlot
Captain Jarlot Ir'Wynern the Second
Half-Fiend Male 23rd level Fighter/3rd level Rogue
Chaotic Greedy
Background: The legend of Jarlot begins with King Karrnath visiting a Sharn prostitute that was unknowingly the goddess Khyber. The resulting unholy child that was born of their union was named Jarlot and soon decided to escape his life of soul-crushing poverty by becoming the most hated thing in the universe... an adventurer. Picking up the local flower shop girl on this quest, Aerith, he soon became devoted to the goal of becoming the greatest hero in the world. With decidedly mixed results.
The adventures of Jarlot are rather loosely chronicled in Khorvaire's history. He was certain he was destined to save the world from the evils of Sephiroth, only to get shot by House Cannith minions and have his sidekick Cloudy save the day. He was certain he was destined to lead the mighty armies of his mercenary school only to have the Spiky-haired bishounen take over for him when he wasn't looking to save the world. Then he was certain that he would be the badass hero of his own shoot-em-up when a vampire hit him over the head and took the job. Yes, Jarlot has very nearly missed being the hero of nearly every fantasy RPG of all time.
Ultimately, he decided to take his Airship and try out on his own. Amongst his adventures would be traveling with Andrea, Terra and Rose's parents, Tifa the Stalker, and numerous other champions of justice. Sometime during his adventures, he sired Michael the World's Worst Blackguard and several dozen other children of dubious value to the world. It was he that took over Rose's care and fosterage when their parents were killed. Later, he would similarly take on the Artificer Ketler's parenting.
Captain Jarlot's adventures span well more than a century as the Son of Khyber proceeded to indirectly cause the Mourning by killing Arijani the Demon King just as he was about to start a terrible ritual to bring Khyber to life and destroy the world. With THAT rather dubious action of heroism, he soon decided to take up heavy drinking and become a full time pirate. Unable to afford a real crew, he began assembling the world's collection of miscreants and vagabonds in the vain hope that they would be cheaper. Rather than get a real Elemental Ring, he ended up stealing a demonically possessed one that transformed his airship into a chaos creature.
Captain Jarlot's adventures include finding the actual Emperor Jarlot in a stasis spell. Oddly, his distant ancestor proved to be quite insane from senility and immediately confused Jarlot for being his own son. This resulted in Captain Jarlot appeasing the old man by humoring him and declaring him Admiral Jarlot. The two have gotten along so well that they both have forgotten that they're not actually father and child. No one has yet suggested to Emperor Jarlot that he's the legitimate monarch of Gallifar given that he's just as insane as the rest of them.
Captain Jarlot briefly retired from the position of Forgotten Freedom Captain due to the death of Aerith (before she got better). He also died heroically defending the Forgotten Freedom from the forces of the Dragon Council. To help defend the world against evil, his spirit possessed a robot that Ketler had been working on. Fortunately, depending on your point of view, Ketler had saved samples of the Captain's toenails from the crew's chili and cloned a new body for him. This has resulted in the Captain's return to the land of the living by possessing his own clone. Thus far, no one has disputed that he is the rightful Captain of the Forgotten Freedom and have begun ignoring Rose's commands in favor of ignoring Jarlot's commands again.
Combat Skill: Jarlot Ir'Wynern II is actually the greatest warrior on all of Eberron. He is capable of all manner of wuxia style flying leaps, combos, and amazing blows that allow him to defeat almost any being in battle. This is due to his skill with Masamune II, the sword that he stole from Sephiroth when his back was turned. The ridiculously large sword is his preferred weapon but he's also quite skilled with two-anded pistols and other weapons. It helps that, despite his awesome skill, Jarlot is also a cheat.
Roleplaying Hints: Jarlot is a drunken, lazy, lecherous, treacherous, and thoroughly disreputable example of humanity. Those are his good points. Nevertheless, Jarlot imagines that he has a heart of gold and has saved the world on numerous occasions from various threats. Most of the time he's more interested in where the rum is.
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