Ms. Wizard Interview 1
A.H.: Okay, I suppose it would be best if we started this venture off by introducing ourselves.
U: Why?
A.H.: In order to familiarize ourselves with...
U: No, We understand your purpose. We do not understand why We should care about your pathetic mortal stories.
A.H.: Ah, yes, right, I often forget that talking to you is...
U: Pointless?
A.H.: Couldn't have said it better myself. Now, ignoring your objections...
U: When you are in your graves, We shall consume your world, and your progeny will die in agony.
M.t.B.: July 17th, 2013, 8:34 AM.
U: Silence, you pathetic mockery!
A.H.: And, continuing to ignore you.
C.G.: Baaaaa.
A.H.: Priya, will you please just start? My head hurts too much to go first.
P.S.: All right. I am Priyadarshini Sreeram, known to the world as DOCTOR PROFESSOR, the smartest woman alive, and the greatest superscientist on Earth, no matter what that Chaturvedi woman says.
