RachelEvil Picks (Tobyverse)
Pitch
Sometimes weird things happen. Sometimes a swarm of three-foot bees with laser eyes will descend upon an innocent city and steal all their zippers. It's a thing. It happens. Sometimes it's worse than that, though. Maybe a rift opens from another dimension, and you've got an invading army of who knows what on your hands, or maybe the flying saucers finally come down and attack, or maybe some old god gets tired of being ignored and takes it out on the world, or maybe it could be something much, much worse.
Yeah, it's probably something worse.
When the catastrophically weird shit goes down, you need a team. A team made up of people who are the best in the world at their specialties, and/or people who were available that day. More importantly, you need a catastrophically weird team.
That's why we're here. To protect the Earth from the crazy ass shit that could rip it apart any day now. When there's a threat to the planet, we punch it in the face. The threat, that is, not the planet. But if the planet is the threat, then we'll punch that, too.
